Pavel Andreievich Chekov burst into the dorm that he shared with his best friend and fellow crew member Hikaru Sulu.
"Whoa, slow down, Pavel; I've got hybrids being worked on here," Hikaru said, gesturing to his latest botany project on a nearby desk.
"Sorry," Pavel said quickly. "But jou'we got to help me; I--"
"Don't tell me. Someone threatened you with violence if you didn't give them the answers to an upcoming test."
"Not today; I--"
"You got another high score on an exam."
"Zhe scores hawen't ewen been handed out; I--"
"You cracked yet another theorem."
"Okay, you weren't threatened with violence, you don't know your test scores yet, and you didn't crack any theorems..."
Hikaru looked at his friend, whose cheeks were getting pinker by the second.
"Oh no. The impossible has probably happened to you, hasn't it?" Hikaru said, a look of shock on his face.
"Vhat...vhat are jou saying?" Pavel asked.
"I'm saying that if you weren't threatened by anyone, don'