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We'll Call That Plan B

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"You want me to make a Horcrux out of WHAT? So you can do WHAT with it? BELLA!"

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This is my idea of Voldy's normal behavior, as opposed to his behavior in the current Villain Crushes comic arc.

I'm just assuming that Bellatrix's cleavage is like the Weasleys' tent, and gets bigger when you're inside.

Um, if I should be putting a "Mature Content" warning on this, someone please tell me. It doesn't seem to me like it needs it, but if I'm wrong, let me know.
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snapeonfire's avatar
Oh My... Very good. She is  a woman after all, just trying to protect her loved ones :D I guess :)
Aqua-The-Smiter's avatar
She really wants him.
Ultimate fangirl.
Tearthgrrl's avatar
The Harry Potter series: proof that female-on-male sexual harassment exists.
Treacle-Miner's avatar
True true, complete with the ultimate in magical roofies.
Blue-Demon-Hybrid's avatar
:rofl: Next time I cosplay as Bellatrix, I'm working that in. First, I need a tank top that helps with cleavage.
Treacle-Miner's avatar
Haha, yeah, luckily for Bella, Voldy's a skinny guy.
NeriSiren's avatar
:rofl: You want me to make a Horcrux out of WHAT? So you can do WHAT with it? BELLA!"
That was the straw that broke the camel's funny-bone. Um, that made more sense in my head. But anyway, what I mean is, BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :clap:
Treacle-Miner's avatar
I think in my mental canon, Voldy is constantly being traumatized by Bellatrix's outrageous advances. Not sure what Rodolphus is doing in the meantime . . .
NeriSiren's avatar
I'm guessing Bellatrix has probably turned him into something by now, or he's off playing wizard poker with his old college Death Eater buddies. Either way, I'm thinking he's probably not an issue =D
Blue-Demon-Hybrid's avatar
I think that since Roddy may have a man-crush on Voldie, he won't notice or care.
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Treacle-Miner's avatar
I would very much like to see what wizard poker looks like. =p
NeriSiren's avatar
Me too :XD: All I can think of is the kings, queens, and jacks throwing clubs or spades at their opponents, or same-side characters giving each other hearts and getting distracted from the game.

As happens a lot for me, that probably made a lot more sense in my head… ^^;
lovesecrets4u's avatar
Haha, that was wonderful! :)
Rose91's avatar
It's not necessary. It's pretty PG-13, which is fine. It makes me laugh though. ^.^
Treacle-Miner's avatar
Well, that's good. :) Thanks!
Rose91's avatar
You're welcome!
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