OH, Mordecai... Your endless seriousness coupled with your inability to process humor and your frantic need for proper, stylish clothing makes you wonderfully endearing to me.
You bring me more humor than most of Rocky's antics. (Sorry, Rocky...)
Discounting, of course, Zib, Rocky and Jughands.
Ohhh, wicked fate. Why hast thou deprived Mordecai of his cufflinks?