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Not Technically Murder

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Not Technically Murder

I never thought I'd be capable of murder. Reflecting on the situation, it wasn't technically murder. I never meant to kill Sergei Laznikov and his brother Yuri. Technically, they killed each other. I merely instigated the car crash that brought about their deaths. My name is Alina Linskaya, and this is my story. --- The Baikal mountains are freezing cold at the best of times. On this particular day, it was mid-December, and the treacherousness of the roads and darkness of the sky was doing little to improve my mood. It was thirty degrees celsius below zero, and I was at that point extremely grateful to the person who had invented heating
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Not Technically Murder

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Not Technically Murder

I never thought I'd be capable of murder. Reflecting on the situation, it wasn't technically murder. I never meant to kill Sergei Laznikov and his brother Yuri. Technically, they killed each other. I merely instigated the car crash that brought about their deaths. My name is Alina Linskaya, and this is my story. --- The Baikal mountains are freezing cold at the best of times. On this particular day, it was mid-December, and the treacherousness of the roads and darkness of the sky was doing little to improve my mood. It was thirty degrees celsius below zero, and I was at that point extremely grateful to the person who had invented heating

12 Days of LotR Christmas

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12 Days of LotR Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me One Ring to rule them all On the second day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me Two evil towers and One Ring to rule them all On the third day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me Three elven rings Two evil towers and One Ring to rule them all On the fourth day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me Four hobbit heroes Three elven rings Two evil towers and One Ring to rule them all On the fifth day of Christmas Tolkien gave to me Five non-hobbit members of the fellowship Four hobbit heroes Three elven rings Two evil towers and One Ring to rule them all On the sixth day of Christmas Tolkien g

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  • Sep 17
  • United Kingdom
  • Deviant for 11 years
  • She / Her
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My Bio
I'm a fashionista/geek who's blonde on the inside and suffers from Crackberry syndrome.

www.twitter.com/toymannequin

Current Residence: Jolly Olde Englande
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XS
Favourite genre of music: Anything except country
Favourite photographer: Julia Gough-Allen and Nick Knight :D
Favourite style of art: Photography
Operating System: MAC OSX SNOW LEOPARD, BITCHES.
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Shell of choice: . . .
Wallpaper of choice: . . . . .
Skin of choice: . . .
Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck/Blossom/Tom/Jerry :D
Personal Quote: 'There's no 'D' in 'Doge'......what? Oh, shit...

Favourite Visual Artist
Tizian, general Renaissance.
Favourite Movies
HARRY FREAKING POTTER, LotR, X-Men, Equilibrium
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Lady Gaga, 30STM, Sum 41, Linkin Park
Favourite Writers
JO-RO, Tolkien, Eoin Colfer, Derek Landy, Debi Gliori.
Favourite Games
DDR
Favourite Gaming Platform
Nintendo DS.
Tools of the Trade
Pencil, pen, camera, photoshop, myself.
Other Interests
Sarcasm, casual murder...the usual.

Stargazing.

Stargazing.

OHMYFUCKINGGOD. Ok, I know I haven't written in here in AGES, but this is just MIND-BLOWING. Well, it is for me anyway. Because I'm a massive nerd. So, I'm lying in bed, right? And I look out the window, and I see three stars in a perfect diagonal and first I go 'hey, stars! WTF? This is new, London always has a ridiculous amount of cloud cover!' Then it hits me. 'OH my god, is that ORION'S BELT?!?!' So I leap out of bed and cajj get out my planisphere (as you do), and I start stargazing properly. (Well, as properly as you can without a telescope). ORION. GEMINI. LEO. AURIGA. ERIDANUS. Think that's all? Oh, no. BETELGEUSE AND SIRIUS. F

DEATHLY HALLOWS!

DEATHLY HALLOWS!

OH. MY. GAAAAAAHD. I went to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- Part 1 today. It was AMAZING. I laughed, I cried (a lot. With Mary), I wore a COSTUME. I was Hermione :D I was so worried it would be a let down, after five and six, but it was INCREDIBLE. I went with twelve of my friends which was just insane and so good, because I was watching a movie I was SO excited about with the people I love most (not all of them, my two best friends had school today. Teeheehee.) AND I'M GOING TO SEE IT AGAIN TOMORROW! :D Did I mention how awesome my costume was? I have a TIME TURNER. Ordered it off Amazon :D Legit Hermione stuff, there! Unfortu

Hello!

Hello!

Well, I haven't updated in a while! Wow...Ok, so here goes. First of all- I HAVE NEW GLASSES! Yay! I can see through them. Which is weird. Because I'm not used to being able to see so clearly! They are SO. STRONG. Which is good. They don't look /terrible/. If you have Facebook, I put up a photo just now...if not....I may put up a photo here later....I may not....;) Parents' evening summed up: Maths: 'She's great at maths but she's gotta learn to set out her work neatly!' Ahem, does it MATTER how neat my work is if the answer's right? English: 'She's wonderful but needs to recognize that and apply herself.' Lol. I really don't think Mr.

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Thanks for the fav. :D
marveljwHobbyist Traditional Artist
pics*
marveljwHobbyist Traditional Artist
Woww i love your new pica
Wait...I was not watching you before three seconds ago? How did this happen??
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What I think are super awesome pictures of the lunar eclipse. Scroll through the gallery; she took loads.

And Happy Christmas! :)
MidnightArtistxoStudent Traditional Artist
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