RotH: Night Hunting “Come on, we need to go that way,” the human on his back said, nudging him to the left with his knees.
“No, you want to go that way,” Kai replied. “I want to go this way, and I'm the one doing the walking, so that's the way we're going.”
“Do you ever do what you're told?” The human said, exasperated.
“Do you ever give instructions that make sense, Dorkus?” Kai countered.
“What's wrong with 'go left'?! And it's Dorcas!”
Kai snorted. “Whatever.”
There wasn't anything in particular wrong with the instruction, but he happened to know this part of the forest, and following the trail to the left simply led to the base of a cliff, then circled back to the right, where it would meet up again with the path he'd chosen, but with significantly less effort. He couldn't be bothered to explain it to the idiot ridi