A sentient non-being entity who likes shoes, doesn't believe in giraffes and has a tragic hunger for pie.
Favourite Visual Artist
Louis William Wain
Terrible B grade sorts that have no business here if we're to pretend you have any respect for me at all.
Favourite TV Shows
Mostly cartoons aimed at children aged 6-14, occasionally interspersed with trashy documentaries about murder.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Probably the ones you hate the most.
The ones with pictures.
Those who write fanfiction.
You know that nonsense David Cage does? Yeah, that.
Favourite Gaming Platform
Nintendo (they could vomit in a paper bag and I'd still buy it).
Tools of the Trade
Brightly coloured plastic horses, body horror, web-comics, and trashy vampire paperback novels.