You've been jeering Dirk Strider for weeks now. He is clearly the most obedient to your whims of the infamous "Alpha kids" who go to your school; the same Alpha kids who your sister has increasingly become obsessed with. Apparently, the Alpha kids are the shit at school and everyone just loves them. They're all your sister can talk about recently, and you constantly try to get her to shut the fuck up about their relationships. She finds them interesting or looks up to them or some shit. You wouldn't know. You can't understand her obsession with them and when you confronted her about it, all she said was she finds them "endearing." Endearing your ass. You skimmed some of the writing she's done. Vile, filthy, disgusting writing. Fuck that.
However, your curiosity was peaked. You began jeering the friends to see just what was so interesting about them that your sister obsessively wrote horrible fanfiction of the group in unsightly shipping pairs doing unspeakable things. Thus far in your