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‘Nique gets cheap, methodically working over Kelly’s trunks at Yard Boss. Tits and trunks were on Monique’s menu all day long, tactics that proved as successful as they were surprising. When asked about the blatant fouling and subsequent fine, Monique was unrepentant. “I am tired of losing to Kelly,” ‘Nique shrugged. “What is it that blonde-girl always says? ‘If you didn’t want me punching your trunks, you should have fought better?’ Just so.”

For her part, Kelly dismissed the upset, claiming that fouls negate the result. “I’ve never lost to Monique,” Kelly insisted, “and I never will.”