Girlcrush

Jo crushes Donna's head to her breast, en-route to securing sleeper. With the fall of Courtney, locker-room scuttlebutt had it that Kelly herself ordered Jo into the line to put the upstarts in check - a story Joanne vehemently denied in an article for "West-Coast Girl Fighter" fanzine. "Look, in the first place," Joanne said, "I'm not Karen - I don't take orders from Kelly. Secondly, there's no such thing as a 'gatekeeper's line', and even if there was, I'm not a gatekeeper - I'm an elite grappler. Lastly, yes, I do think these New Girls need to be taken down a peg, but that's my own view; Kelly has nothing to do with it. The fact is, me and the other founding members of this club have fought out a well-defined hierarchy, and these little brats need to respect it. They're under-card names; girls we use to fill out events; girls we use to get stay-busy rounds with, and they need to be reminded of their place here."