FAYGO - The World's First Juggalo Madrigal by tomthefanboy, literature
Literature
FAYGO - The World's First Juggalo Madrigal
FAYGO
~WHATUP, WHATUP
FAYGO
~WHATUP, WHATUP
We'll go, and get a few more bottles
We know,
how wicked clowns roll,
we won't get old no
we gonna live forever
When we were just little clowns
Talkin trash around the town
Sip Red Pop and run from cops, it seemed to be so simple.
In a can or in a jar
Plastic bottles will fly far
but empties float on a FAYGO moat that just gets bigger
FAYGO
~WHATUP, WHATUP
FAYGO
~WHATUP, WHATUP
We'll go, and get a few more bottles
We know,
how wicked clowns roll,
we won't get old no
we gonna live forever
So many dope kinds to try
Red Pop, Moon Mist, Rock'n'Rye
There's FAYGO for one and all, red, yellow,
"Dawn Caste Hero"
by Tom
Apologies to DROPKICK MURPHYS and thanks for "Barroom Hero"
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Face down in the Wyld won't admit defeat though his armor's soiled and black,
He's a big, strong Solar with a childs mind, don't you take his Manse away!
He's been at it for years smashing walls and steers, Uses Presence
Charms on most he meets,
His Compassion lies a smaller size, an his Temperance may as well be zero!
Now his Circle Mates sing a different tune as they worry about their
meat shield dying,
But this Limit Break fool breaks every rule it'll be nothing bu
Hit Me, I'm Exalted
by Tom
Apologies to Dropkick Murphy's and thanks for "Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced"
I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Nexus and Gem
I'll play a white jade sitar, but see mooks at the bar
There's an old thaumaturge there with them
So come on now bullies, girls thinks scars are cool
These dice mods mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and then enjoy the fight
'Cause I'm meaner than half of Yozi
[Chorus:]
So hit me, I'm Exalted
I'll parry, then knock you 'cross town
with the essence, god kissed me
And I don't fight combat in rounds
I can bench press simhata, I'm a recovered
King of the South
based on King of the Road by Roger Miller
Slaves there for sale or rent
Guild gets... fifty percent.
Not Air, nor Earth, nor Wood
The pole of Fire is where I'm good
Ah, but..two rolls of Social dice
Gets me a tribe of eight-foot-tall mutant mice
I'm a lean mean killing machine
King of the South.
Desert nomads, get a little rain
Immaculates, get a little pain.
Small gods without a clue,
I make sure they pay their dues,
I killed, all Abyssals I have found
Ghosts, I don't want hanging around
I'm a lean mean killing machine
King of the South.
I control every chief of every clan
All their ambitions, and all of
When Dreams Die
based on "When Doves Cry" by Prince
Dig if u will the picture
Of your bus drives over a cliff
The fog outside now cover you
Can u my people
Can u picture this?
Dream if u can a crater
An ocean of corn cobs in bloom
Animals speaking curious proses
They sense the points
The points spent by each of u
Why can't u just leave us standing?
Go back to your world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe you're just like your father, 2 old
Maybe she'll die like her mother
She's never been outside (She's never been outside)
Why do you kill all my brothers
This is what it sounds like
When dreams die
Plaid Reputation
I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
Houndstooth is the past its a new generation
A Scot can wear what he wants to wear and that's what Im gonna do
An I can't be bothered 'bout my plaid reputation
Och no, not I
An I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
I don't wear the kilt to improve my station
An I'm only doin good when I'm wearin' one
An I don't have to please no one
I don't give a rat's arse my plaid reputation
Och no, not I
Och no, not I
Don't give a damn bout my reputation
I've never worn a skirt, it's not a deviation
An I don't really care if ya think Im daft
I'll not be changin' me craft
An I'm ne
My Character's Things
Based on "My Favorite Things" from Rodger and Hammerstein's The Sound of Music.
Belts blessed by gods to heal me when I'm bitten
Potions of charming to make girls feel smitten
A crown full of rubies I took from a king
These are a few of my character's things
Enchanted shields with a coat of arms feudal
Rings of the Beast that let me talk to poodles
Cloaks of black feathers that let me grow wings
These are a few of my character's things
Rods of the Storm to conjure lightning flashes
Gloves for immunity to acid splashes
Old hands of glory that hold extra rings
These are a few of my character's things
When the
7th Legion Forces
Inspired by 7 Nation Army by the White Stripes
I'm gonna fight 'em off
The Seventh Legion forces couldn't hold me back
They're gonna take it off
Shooting the warstrider off my back
I'm remembering my First Age life
Most things I can't forget
Exaltation on my soul
escaped the oubliette
And the essence glow between my eyes
say leave me alone
Don't ask Lunars 'bout it
Every single one's got a secret tell
Occultists knows about it
From the Scarlet Empress to the House of Bells
And if I catch a hungry ghost today
Here's what I'm gonna do,
Cast a spell to make him fear,
Make him material too
And the necromancy
Steel That's Live
To the tune of Still Alive by Jonathon Coulton (and popularized by Portal)
This song is dedicated to the Kumoricon Yojimbo.
Convention triumph.
I'm declaring this year:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to stifle my
Smug satisfaction.
Kumori Yojimbo
We go without sleep
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
And for the Haoris red.
But there's no sense crying
Over every Man Faye.
You just keep on trying
To find weapons not fake.
And peacebonding gets done.
And you clear a prop gun.
But not people that have
Steel that's live.
I'm really not angry.
I'm just being kind of loud right now.
Even though you glomped