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You Ain't Seen Meta Yet
by Tom the Fanboy


based on Bachman Turner Overdrive's "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"

I met an in-game woman
Charisma rolled my heart away
GM said, I've had it comin' to me
But I shugged and said OK
I say that in-game love is good lovin'
So I took what I could get mmh, mmh, mmh
GM looked at me with them brown eyes

And said, You ain't seen meta yet
P-P-P-Player, you just ain't seen m-m-m-meta yet
Here's some emails that you're never gonna forget
P-P-P-Player, you just ain't seen m-m-m-meta yet
And you're wife thinks you're foolin' around, that's right

And now I'm feelin' better
Cause I blocked them out for sure
Then I visited my doctor
Cause this itch I couldn't cure
He said that I'd caught something exotic
Something only elves could get
Made up disease I couldn't get
And then the GM was waiting right outside

And said, You ain't seen meta yet
P-P-P-Player, you just ain't seen m-m-m-meta yet
That's something, that a doctor will say you can't get, player
P-P-P-Player, you know, you know, you know, you just ain't seen meta yet
You need a moon cream, find a wizard school

Any gamin' is good gamin'
So I played with who I met
Yes I played with who I met
And then, and then, and then the GM kept taking off their disguise,

And said, you ain't seen meta yet
Baby, you just ain't seen m-m-meta yet
Here's something, Here's something
Here's someone from game I've think you've met, player
P-P-Player, you just ain't seen m-m-meta yet
She's an elf from that town,
You ain't seen meta yet, then the new girl told me
She said, "We have kids now, they're in school."

I know I ain't seen meta yet
I know I ain't seen meta yet, mmh, mmh, mmh
I got some spells for you right now
Feels good, alright, how do I roll that
But I ain't seen meta yet
But I deserve it for disrupting game
Woohoo, but I ain't seen meta yet
I ain't seen nothin' yet
Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
I ain't seen nothin' yet
I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait
Next time just tell me what my character sees, where HE ain't been
Lalalalalala
Owowowowowowo
This is a filk based on Bachman Turner Overdrive's "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet".

I'm involved in an rpg we have named the Mysterious Game of Mystery. The second story is about to start this Friday and I have been getting involved in the out of game options the GM has given us. Like emailing characters and getting replies.

This song is inspired by that game but in no means referencing it.
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ice-deathrunes Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2010  Professional General Artist
lol sounds hilarious. the idea of emailing characters is awesome! dunno why our dm never thought of that. pretty funny song man. i liked the need moon cream bit
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