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Literature
FAYGO - The World's First Juggalo Madrigal
FAYGO
~WHATUP, WHATUP
FAYGO
~WHATUP, WHATUP
We'll go, and get a few more bottles
We know,
how wicked clowns roll,
we won't get old no
we gonna live forever
When we were just little clowns
Talkin trash around the town
Sip Red Pop and run from cops, it seemed to be so simple.
In a can or in a jar
Plastic bottles will fly far
but empties float on a FAYGO moat that just gets bigger
FAYGO
~WHATUP, WHATUP
FAYGO
~WHATUP, WHATUP
We'll go, and get a few more bottles
We know,
how wicked clowns roll,
we won't get old no
we gonna live forever
So many dope kinds to try
Red Pop, Moon Mist, Rock'n'Rye
There's FAYGO for one and all, red, yellow, green, blue
At any time or any place
we're challenged to a chugging race
We'll pour that bottle in our face then throw it at you
FAYGO
~WHATUP, WHATUP
FAYGO
~WHATUP, WHATUP
We'll go, and get a few more bottles
We know,
how wicked clowns roll,
we won't get old no
we gonna live forever
At the Gathering
of the Juggalos
If there's no Faygo, bands won't play
(repea
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Literature
Grimm you hear what I hear?
Said the witness to Officer Wu,
Do you see what I see?
In the alley dark, Officer Wu,
Do you see what I see?
Oh god! Oh god! What the fuck is that?
It's face looks just like a cat!
It's face looks just like a cat.
Said the Officer to the Captain Renard,
Did you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the streets, Captain Renard,
Did you hear what I hear?
A howl, a howl ringing through the streets
And a sound like the tearing of meat,
a sound like the tearing of meat.
Said Captain Renard to Detective Nick,
"Do you know what I know?
About this latest case, Detective Nick,
Do you know what I know?
A Klau-streich stalking men like sheep--
These folk are our flock to keep,
These folk are our flock to keep.
Said the Grimm to his Blutbad friend Monroe,
Come assist me today!
Help me now, Blutbad friend Monroe,
Come assist me today!
Your nose, Your nose can help us to find him
And we'll end this episode of Grimm,
And we'll end this episode of Grimm.
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Literature
A Steam Girl's Lament
(a filk to the tune of "In All My Dreams I Drown")
The ship, it swayed, heave ho, heave ho,
In the dark and stormy sky,
And I held tight to my husband's might
As he met my goggled eye.
"You haven't a dress," heave ho, he said,
"Without a cog or gear."
"But, I must steampunk every chance,"
"There's no Steamcon this year."
He said, "Now hush love, here's a shirt."
"Freshly washed, without dirt."
But I don't have a thing to wear; for all my clothes are brown.
My husband groused "I know, I know"
"Steampunk's a way of life."
"But this dinner's with the Head of Sales"
"She wants to meet my wife"
His cheek, I kissed, heave ho, heave ho
"And for you I shall vouch."
I then unpaused the DVR,
And nestled on the couch
He said, "Now hush love, here's a skirt."
"Freshly washed, without dirt."
"But I don't have a thing to wear; for all my clothes are brown."
"Captain! Captain!
I'll watch my shows no more
I will give up the remote
And let you check the score
Strip me, whip me
I'll gladly take the pain
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Literature
Night Vale High School Scorpions' Fight Song
Oh Sting, Scorpions, Sting!
While with, your mighty claws you cling!
Oh Sting, Scorpions, Sting!
Whether ball you throw or bat you swing.
Emerging from the chasm deep
Across the sandy desert creep
Their doom you bring in chitinous sling
Oh stiii-iii-iiing!
Oh Sting, Sting, Sting!
Oh Sting, Scorpions, Sting!
We merrily reprise and sing.
Oh Sting, Scorpions, Sting!
Poison scavengers ere they take wing
To our home on the wasteland’s edge,
We’ll drag them from their lofty ledge,
Where all your foes shall crown you king,
Oh Sting, Sting, Stiiiiing!
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Literature
Steampunk Concept Piece
A young moppet is abandoned at a bazaar in a bustling Victorian city. She and her terrier wander about lost and grow cold as night falls. Climbing a lattice into the broken window of a mansion, they huddle in the dusty sheets covering old furniture. The next morning they are discovered by the kindly servants of the household when the Terrier chases and kills a rat. The servants are trying to decide what to do about the girl, one arguing that the Master won't be pleased and the other arguing that the rat had been plaguing the master's experiments for months. As they argue the moppet is intrigued by the word "experiments" and creeps away in the direction gestured.
She finds a large laboratory at the end of the hall and sees a dimly glowing bulb in the heart of a metal chamber filled with colored wires. noticing the frayed cables that had been no doubt chewed by the rat she busies herself with wrapping the cables in colored tape (attaching the spare bits to her sleeves to keep them handy,
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Literature
Fight Bucky
Like the Dark and normal Phoenix
Our Ends were beginnings
What keeps the heroes winning
And franchises beginning
It wasn't fair, how he fell through the air
Now Fury knows where, Let's take the Quinjet there
She's up all night 'til its done
I'm up all night to shoot guns
She's up all night on the run
I'm up all night to fight Bucky
We're up all night 'til its done
We're up all night to shoot guns
We're up all night on the run
We're up all night to fight Bucky
We're up all night to fight Bucky (x4)
Natasha, help me with him!
This beating that he's giving,
It's hesitance I'm feeling?
His heart must not be in it
You don't know who we are, Cuz you wear that red star
You just punched through a car, Hey nice bi-onic arm
She's up all night 'til its done
I'm up all night to shoot guns
She's up all night on the run
I'm up all night to fight Bucky
We're up all night 'til its done
We're up all night to shoot guns
We're up all night on the run
We're up all night to fight Bucky
We're up all night t
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Types of Naked Portlanders by tomthefanboy
Mature content
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Magicabuseposter by tomthefanboy Magicabuseposter :icontomthefanboy:tomthefanboy 2 0
Literature
Mermando
I know that we are twelve and I know you may love me
But you just can't swim in this pool anymore, Mermando
She's got gold stars on her swimsuit
but she won't swim to you, won't swim to you
She hears your call, ruido delfines
She's got a pool duck 'round her waist and around you
You know I once loved a gnome
Gulf of Mexico, your home
Love something then set it free
that's you and me
Don't swim my way, don't swim my way, Mermando
I'm not your queen, I'm not your queen, Normando
Don't hurt my bro, don't have a crush
Just eat some Smile Dip  and hush
Don't call my name, don't call my name, Gideondo
Mermando, Mermando
Mer-Mermando, Mer-Mermando
Mermando, Mermando
Mer-Mermando, Mer-Mermando
Stop please, you have to go
Mermando, you have to go
She's not broken, she's just Mabel
But her brother's like a dad, knows good from bad
Those ex-boyfriends that fell before him
Now he's the new lifeguard, got a pool to guard
You know that I love guitar
Este de Mexico, El Mar
Love som
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Cosplay Hell Poster by tomthefanboy Cosplay Hell Poster :icontomthefanboy:tomthefanboy 1 0 That Cosplay Poster by tomthefanboy That Cosplay Poster :icontomthefanboy:tomthefanboy 2 1
Literature
Ode to a Book in the Fall
Ode to a Book in the Fall
There is a book upon my desk
That's never tried to bite
It's never flapped its pages
or jumped and taken flight
The book is not a treasure
to the literary crowd
It's not been read by teachers
Preachers,
don't shout its pages loud
This quiet book upon my desk
is a first edition rare
but robbers would not take it
If they went creeping there
The book may change the world some day
In the hands of the right child
He may read it and have thoughts take root
That make his mind run wild
The lifeless book upon my desk
It fills me with such fright
I love and hate this book the most
For it's the one I will now write
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Literature
Flix Kicks
Flix Kicks
Based on route 66 by Nat King Cole
If you love the films of decades past
Don't gotta think, just click the link to this podcast
Get your kicks with the Forgotten Flix.
It's hosted by two guys in Orlando.
Joel and Jason, the biggest movie geeks I know,
They Give six picks on Forgotten Flix.
(at least they used to)
The prequels were baloney
Jason's fans are phony
the guys got an interview with Kelli Maroney
They still, think of her bod-
Goonies or Monster Squad?
They Love Terry O'Quinn,
Bruce Campbell's full of win
Was it good, they disagree, another case of CND
If you love the films of decades past
Don't gotta think, just click the link to this podcast
Get your kicks with the Forgotten Flix.
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Mature content
I Can Roun Arcoss the Parp :icontomthefanboy:tomthefanboy 1 5
Literature
Five Dote Manse
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Building a five dot manse.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Building a five dot manse.
Fah-fah-five-ah-ah
Do tah-dot-mama
Hearthstone-oh-la-la-la!
Want a five dot manse!
Fah-fah-five-ah-ah
Do tah-dot-mama
Hearthstone-oh-la-la-la!
Want a five dot manse!
I want your knowledge.
I want your degrees.
I want your expertise,
No matter the fee.
I want your lore.
Lore-lore-lore
I want your lore.
I want your magic,
The best in the land.
I want you buildin' a manse that is grand
And I want your lore.
Lore-lore-lore
I want your lore.
Lore-lore-lore
I want your lore.
I know the gods chose you,
And I know what you can do.
I want a FIVE
A five dot manse!
I want your power
to tame this demsne.
You and me could build a five dot manse.
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh)
I want a Twilight,
All your skills are in Caste.
You and me could build a five dot manse.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Building a five dot manse.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Building a five dot manse
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Literature
Real Enough
(Imagine me approaching Becca, Gwen, and Celest in each section)
Here he goes banging down doors of clubs and stores.
Break the bank and knock them down!
Oh "It's not real if you don't think it."
There's certain expectations
Of those we sit and play with
There's really no escaping.
Real enough
for you it's real enough
for them it's not enough
Enough to believe
No no no no no!
Now you see you've stood your ground and pushed at Will
but he brushed away your hand
His new plan, he'll see it through and
Despite some complications
and all those bones he'll break,
That mad look on his face says
It's not enough
Danger's not real enough
for him it's not enough
Enough to believe
No no no no no!
It's not enough
Danger's not real enough
for him it's not enough
Enough to believe
No no no no no!
Matt's new grand theft obsession,
How many cars that make?
They don't believe this place but
It's Real enough
for you it's real enough
for them it's not enough
'Nough to believe
No no no no no!
It's Real eno
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Tom Munkres
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Current Residence: Beaverton
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Favourite genre of music: Parody
Favourite style of art: Stylized Comic
MP3 player of choice: Winamp
Shell of choice: Conch?
Wallpaper of choice: Simple, I don't stare at my desktop.
Skin of choice: Human?
Favourite cartoon character: Harley Quinn
Personal Quote: "Let me get out my map."
Interests
I've been feeling guilty lately about having spent the last few months just consuming media instead of creating.
When my PC died I still had my laptop, but it doesn't have the horsepower for the programs I use to edit video or make vectors. My creative writing fell away because I didn't have as much time to myself while my wife was on unemployment (not her fault, I'm just easily distracted). The only creative outlet I've really had is the rpgs that I run and the prep work for them takes about two hours a week so even when I am thinking ahead it doesn't take much to be done.

So now I'm trying to get back in the swing of things. I'm going to start by posting some of the memes and motivators I made in the past few months since I realized I hadn't been putting them up here.

Hopefully I'll get my desktop up and running in time for the move next month and I'll be creative at the new house.
  • Listening to: hypnotic dishwasher
  • Playing: Skyrim

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Clone-Artist Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
As always, many thanks for :+fav:'s. :)
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bl4ckr41nb0w Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for adding my Harley cosplay to your collection!
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HarleyTheSirenxoxo Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks so much for da' fave on my cosplay photo "Harleen Quinzel: Always On My Mind", Tom Baybee! :huggle: :heart:  - Harl (Victoria) xoxo :iconharleyquinnlaplz:  
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Elis90 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
Thank you so much for the fav!! And Merry Christmas! :meow:
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hiddenjester Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
Thank you for the fave on the Gangs of Gotham picture! It's greatly appreciated!
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Groovy-Guy Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013
Thanks for all the :+fav:s on the photos of ~Jordee11 and myself
It's greatly appreciated :)
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Elis90 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
Thank you so much for the favss!! :meow:
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HarleyTheSirenxoxo Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks so much for da' fave on "Kiss This, Batbrain!" from my updated "Steampunk/ Victorian Harley Quinn" cosplay set, Tom Baybee! :squee: :heart:  - Harl (Victoria) xoxo :iconharleyquinnlaplz:
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Thanks for watching!
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Lossien Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thanks for the :+fav: on my new Harley Quinn cosplay~!
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