tomasoverbai

In the late 80s, after escaping to Earth from a government testing facility on the dark side of the moon, the primate escapee designated 8627113 opened a kung fu school along the north coast of Oregon teaching long form GungFo to the local Squatch' community in exchange for Diet Pepsi and secrets of the universe. Retiring from Bigfoot instruction in 2013 he began traveling the Western United States peddling scraps of colored photo paper and graphite chicken scratches to the local terran populace under disguise of pop culture conventions to finance a rescue mission to the moon to free his captured lunar brethren.