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Pocahontas BADASS by Tohad Pocahontas BADASS by Tohad
FRENCH : Elle aime la nature et n'apprécie pas qu'on maltraite sa forêt, non ce n'est pas Poison Ivy mais Pocahontas.
En arrivant sur le continent américain, John Smith pensait enfin avoir trouvé l'endroit idéal où il pourrait fumer son calumet tranquille. Mais les autochtones menés par Pocahontas n'apprécient pas vraiment que les nouveaux occupants mettent les pieds sur leur territoire de la même façon qu'ils le feraient sur un paillasson.
A cause d'une indigestion de popcorn, John Smith ne pu remonter à temps sur son bateau et fut capturé par Pocahontas et sa tribu de hippies. La fin de l'histoire est moins tragique qu'on ne pourrait le croire car John Smith a enfin su prouver son utilité aux indiens en leur servant de tête à coiffer.

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ENGLISH : She loves nature and does not like that mistreats her forest, no it is not Poison Ivy but Pocahontas.
Arriving in America, John Smith thought he had finally found the perfect place where he could smoke his pipe quiet. But indigenous led by Pocahontas do not really like the new occupants set foot on their territory in the same way they would on a doormat.
Because of indigestion popcorn, John Smith could not go back in time on his boat and was captured by Pocahontas and her tribe of hippies. The end of the story is less dramatic than one might think because John Smith serving
styling head to the tribe.

ENGLISH : He has gray hair and loves gypsy, no it is not Serge Gainsbourg but Frollo captivated by the beautiful Esmeralda.
Accustomed to flee on the roofs of paris after libidinous assaults from the hunchback of Notre Dame, Esmeralda was noticed and hired by a secret order fighting against sexual harassment. Esmeralda now regularly mission is to quietly disappear the biggests perverts in the capital such as Dominique Strauss Khan. The final target is obviously Claude Frollo, the archdeacon with sticky hands.

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YoshiFan2017 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2018  Student Digital Artist
TurnbLittle Nutbrown Hare and Little Field Mouse
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alixlou Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2017
Ho,my!
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Hawkeye752 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2017
Now this is more believable!!
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carlosisaboss24 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Student Artist
Is this supposed to be something like the green inferno or cannibal holocaust?
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DunkleMaterie Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2017
Badass? More like Psycho! :D

Psychohontas ^^
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TopazWaffle Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
This is nice! ; P
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MasterChica1987 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Have you seen Moana?

You should make Maui look like Kratos from God of War... just a suggestion XD
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Curse-Never-Dying199 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2017
He did do a Maori war dance so he could be more like that
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MasterChica1987 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Perhaps. X3
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GODzillaGSPB Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2016
Don't know why nobody ever mentioned it, but the english description is present twice and the second one is from your Esmeralda piece. ^^
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Shellquake Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Now she really is a savage.
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starlord20 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Laugh LOL 
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LAWI360 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol the gif cracked me up
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r4shka Featured By Owner Edited Jan 14, 2016  Hobbyist
Honnêtement, avec ce qui est arrivé dans la VRAIE histoire de Pocahontas, ce con méritait de se faire scalper. ;P
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AzalieFinrandi Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2016
Now, that's a Disney retelling I could live with.

Pocahontas there deserves her own revenge spaguetti western franchise. I love how frightened looks Smith. Perf!
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Nikobss Featured By Owner Edited Sep 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Despicable Me BADASS
or
Minions BADASS
Please

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ihaveyoursealab Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2015
John and his people taught her well. *Historical accuracy: the natives only scalped in retaliation after the settlers introduced the practice*
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Motoratas Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Student Writer
This is like the PAINT song check un youtube he parody Disney song one quote of pocahontas "Have you ever bitten the hearth of a spanish men?"
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salmaimn Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015
XD
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omorashifanboy2 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
I notice ALOT of dead males in your gallery...I fear for my life.
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:icongryf62:
Gryf62 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
C'est par rapport à Cannibal Holocaust ? ^_^
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nikolas-213 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Pretty smart! :)
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S-A-Diamond Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hilarious. Well imagined. I am really liking Pocahontas' war paint.
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Shaolinlan Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
Hahaha, j'adore, scalpée!
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Chowder07 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
i love this its hilarious ! xD
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VMJML1er Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015   General Artist
cool  ,  Pocahontas venge son peuple
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Adeleddr Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Yeah! Pocahontas for the win XD Tu l'as faite super classe :D
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:icontohad:
Tohad Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Merci :D
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vaninachan Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
Nooon! Son magnifique Brushing! xD
On dirait que l'aigle du totem est prêt à manger ce qui se trouve sous son bec! xD

Superbe Badass *0*
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Tohad Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Il a plus de brushing, mais maintenant il a une magnifique tonsure de samurai :D
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NdrN Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
Great!
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Tohad Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
thank !
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ManuelaSoriani Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
I love this one!
XD
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:icontohad:
Tohad Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
thank you ^^
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ManuelaSoriani Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
<3
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BuseHase Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice work as always tohad Meow :3 
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Tohad Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
thank you!
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ReelDeviant Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ca me va très bien celui là car je n'ai vraiment pas du tout aimé le film ^^
Donc c'est le beau finish que j'attendais celui là ;)
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Tohad Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Ha oui je trouve aussi que c'est l'un des disney les moins réussis
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ReelDeviant Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oui clairement ^^ y a rien à sauvegarder dedans pour moi. Même pas un scalp !
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Kaedegirl Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
BRAVO :D :D :D si seulement :/ 
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Tohad Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
merci ^^
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tursiops33 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
J'adore! Encore une bonne idée! 
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Tohad Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Merci  :hug:
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tursiops33 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Au plaisir.
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Kudarangan Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
Fatality. !!!!!
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Tohad Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
:D
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hardriff Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015
68463484+656543121545465454 times better than original
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Tohad Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
lol thank you :D
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CJ-DB Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015   Traditional Artist
Excellent! :D L'amour peut faire perdre la raison. :XD:
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