TobyApprovesPlz

SUBMIT  TO ME, I AM TOBY! BOW DOWN TO ME! ARE YOU SERIOUS ? (LAUGHTER)

Happy Birthday, Toby! XD

Entire post based off of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PORJcD…

Hello men, look at your lady. Now back to me, now back at your lady. Now back to me. Sadly, she is a whore. She loves me more than you. But if you stop using shit-scented body washes, and switch to old-men-scented body washes, you could smell gay.

I'm going to rape you.

Look down, back up. I'm on a boat, with your lady. Look again, I'm fucking your lady. What's in your hand? It's your dick. Look again, diamonds. Anything is possible when you smell gay. I'm on your lady...

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Hello, ladies. How are you? Fantastic. Does your man look like me? I don't know. Can you smell like me? No. Should he use Old-Spice body wash? No. Do you like the smell of adventure? No. Do you want a man who can bake you a dream kitchen in the gourmet cake he built you with his own ice-cream? Of course you do.

SWAN DICK, into the best night of your life. So ladies, can I fuck a horse? You tell me.

That webcam is so wrong.... I mean, why would you make a joke like that when the photo has two little kids on it?.