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Rordward and Daniella

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Published: January 19, 2009
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Just a quick sketch resulting from a conversation with Stromphe (stromphe.deviantart.com), involving 'Watchmen' and some on-crack slash.
I mean, it's obvious that Rorschach and Daniel will never have a healthy relationship. It could, at best, be a weird, pseudo-manipulative, controlling, creepy codependency.
In short, something like 'Twilight.'
I had such fun sketching this. It was a nice break in my finals-related hyperventilation.
And I love 'Watchmen.'


Drawing Daniel's chin is some joy.
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TipsutoraHobbyist Digital Artist
Hahah! So cute! :XD:
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ToastuhHobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks!
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I´m TEAM EDWARD (Blake)...
If you say to Jacob Black N-O, he only hear Y-E-S.
OMG it´s frightening me how much in common it almost have...
Oh, pardon me. I forgot that Twilight need a really good story and Characters with DEPTH.
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ToastuhHobbyist Traditional Artist
I'd be honored! Go right ahead! Just make sure to credit me and all that. :D
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grieverwingsHobbyist Writer
Is it weird that I thought of this about a week ago and just about died laughing?

"I don't like being followed."

"Maybe I was keeping an eye on you."

OH RORSCHACH. :heart: He's so Edward it's ridiculous.
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ToastuhHobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha, thanks.

Iknorite? I can sort of picture him taking parts out of Archie so that Dan doesn't visit any unsavory scum.
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SugarKillsHobbyist Digital Artist
ROFL
This is the best crossover EVER
I actually went to see Twilight without reading the book. It was an annoying/confusing/hilarious experience. My only favorite line in the movie has to be "THIS IS A BODY OF A KILLA"
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ToastuhHobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, thanks.

I read the book because we were in Israel and this girl on the trip with me was all, "H'OMG [Toastuh] YOU HAVE TO READ THIS BEST BOOK EVARRRR." And, seeing as there was nothing else to read, I partook.
I did not like it.
I read the others, seeking to capture the joy that others had had.
Uhm, nope.
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Oh my God "This is the mask of a killer!"
"Oh you..."

*cries laughing*
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ToastuhHobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!
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oni-queenStudent Artist
I love you, this is so getting posted on Twilightsucks.com
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ToastuhHobbyist Traditional Artist
I lurk there, and would be honored. I don't have an account yet.
I'm sorta trying not to diss the fans themselves, aside from the really scary ones. As I said a bit earlier in the comments, a bunch of my friends like the book, and that doesn't make them any less intelligent (we all have our literary lapses in judgment). But still, I lol'd. It was sort of awful.
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I laughed so hard when I saw this, I think my neighbors heard me, and it was more laughter than usual. Luckily they already think my sister and I are insane with the amount of 60's and 70's German pop music we play on full blast.
The Watchmen movie (Which I have seen four times now) is actually kind of funny, because of all the Dan/Rorschach there is in it. It like they where just giving it away.
I love to hate Twilight, so good. Its just so much fun to make fun of really, and so easy too.
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ToastuhHobbyist Traditional Artist
:DDD
GERMAN POP MUSIC FROM THE 60S AND 70S IS BEST MUSIC.

The hand-holding scene was pretty win.

Yeahhhhh, me too.
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oni-queenStudent Artist
And all the times we see Rorschach stalking Dan as Walter. They where mostly times when ever he was out with Laurie too...Sumbody's Jealous!
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ToastuhHobbyist Traditional Artist
It's almost adorable. :3
I don't want to woobie-fy Rorschach, but damnit, the crack potential is too tempting.
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oni-queenStudent Artist
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Because a Giant fat Nerd, and a small violent insane man are adorable.
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IT WILL BE DONE!
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ha! at their very weirdest a R/NO couple wouldn't be a tenth as creepy or FAIL as the Twilight garbage. This pic amuses me greatly. :-D
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Thank you so much!
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YEAH, TWILIGHT SUCKS!
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This is too cute! I was beginning to worry that I was the only one who saw this pairing and wasn't turned off. :heart:
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