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There once was a girl named Billy. She had two friends named Gay von Faggot and Swooce. One day, Billy went to get sodas for everyone. Gay wanted a diet soda and Swooce wanted an ordinary soda. But Billy got them mixed up. So Gay got the normal soda and Swooce got the diet soda. Faggot took a sip of his soda and spat it on Billy's face and yelled "THIS ISN'T DIET!!!". Billy was blinded and died a week later... of childhood obesity. liek dis if u cri evrytiem
You know what they say, they pinch instruction book
You know what they say, when you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch the enclosed instruction book.
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It is written, all toasters toast toast.
Toasting toast sure is boring!
Mah boi, toasting toast sure IS boring!
Then let's toast toasters!
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I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
Let's toast lotsa spaghetti!
It is written, only 
stole lotsa spaghetti.
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:dukeonkledplz*:saysplz: Buttass, please! Spaghetti is for pesky plumbers.