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toastplz

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A toaster.
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Toast. Items relating to toast.

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I'll toast to toast! :icontoastingplz:
You wanna make some toast?

Go in the fridge
And get the bread
Before they shoot you dead in the head
Get the drink off the table and put it on a coaster
I want my bread crunchy so I'll put it in the toaster

You can get it wheat or you can get it white
Eat it in the day or even at night
I like my toast with some butter
Don't yell at me or I'll tell your MOTHER

You can tikkity talk and talk talk and yak yak
But you can't talk smack if I like my bread black
Be careful not to get too close and burn your hair
When the toast is ready better catch it in midair

Crack and clean my foble foobl
Cause I like toast not toaster strudels
Stop your glutting and stop your boasting
And help me get this piece of bread toasting
Buttered TOAST!
(Ed Edd n Eddy ref)
:iconbutteredtoastplz:
TOASTERS TOAST TOAST
WARNING!!1!1!! NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING, YOU CAN'T STOP OR YOU'LL BE FORCE-FED CORN!!

ONE TIEM, THERE WAS A GUY NAMED JACK SHIT. ONE TIME AT DINNER, JACK SHIT DIDN'T EAT HIS VEGTABLES. THE BOOGIE MAN CAME OVER AND SAID "JACK SHIT, EAT YO VEGGIES." JACK SHIT ALWAYS EATS HIS VEGETABLES NOW.

IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO 12,345,678,900 PLZ ACCOUNTS IN 0.0000001 SECONDS, THEN THE BOOGIE MAN WILL COME TO YOU AND TELL YOU TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES.
:icondoge-plz:




I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS VERY FUNNY XD