Toaoflight3690

To all my followers, I've posted the second chapter of Adventure Time The Return of Destruction. But do to a bug in DeviantArt's attempts to ad advertisements to the site, the chapter was automatically flagged as mature. I want to assure you, this chapter contains no mature content and is safe to read.

Hello, my peeps. Remember that Lights Camera Pants templet I made a few years back? If not, here’s the link to it. https://www.deviantart.com/toaoflight3690/journal/Lights-Camera-Pants-basic-612101089 Well I told my youngest nephew about it. The next thing I knew, we filled the lines of the supporting characters and the Sneaky Hermit with his words. HIS words, not mine. So anyway, here’s my youngest nephew’s take on the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy episode. Enjoy.

-Opening sequence-

MM & BB narrator: The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Mermaid Man! Forceful, fearless, regular. Aided by his trusted ward, Barnacle Boy!

Mermaid Man: Most important meal of the day.

Barnacle Boy: Oh, put me down, you old coot.

MM & BB narrator: Protecting our seas and homes from a low (something) of villains, including, their number 1 arch-nemesis, the Dirty Bubble.

Dirty Bubble: *gobble sounds with an evil chuckle*

MM & BB narrator: And their second most arch-nemesis, Manray.

Manray: Oh come on! What does it take to get to number 1 in this town?

MM & BB narrator: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Well, they’re better than nothing.

Mermaid Man: By the power of Neptune, unite!

-Sand Stadium scene-

MM & BB narrator: The Sand Stadium, cultural harbor bar undersea R community. (I couldn’t fully understand that part.) Home of quality music from Bikini Bottom’s finest performers. And also, these guys. It’s good to know if there’s any trouble, the audience is safe tonight. For amongst them are Bikini Bottom’s finest crime fighters. And also, these guys.

Mermaid Man: Barnacle Boy. Barnacle Boy.

Barnacle Boy: Oh what is it now? I’m trying to watch.

Mermaid Man: Who’s winning?

Barnacle Boy: What are you…? Oh look, I told you, it’s a musical performance, not a football game.

Mermaid Man: Nah you’re only saying that because your team’s losing.

Barnacle Boy: UGH! No, I…*sigh* geez.

Mermaid Man: Who’s score?

Maestro played by Hyrum: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. You’re in for a real treat tonight. These whales are gonna sing a really nice song for us. A hit in pop culture, I give you, the Star Wars theme! 3, 2, 1, go!

Mermaid Man: That Quarterback’s showing real promise this season. Did you find the hotdogs chewy this evening, Barnacle Boy?

Barnacle Boy: That wasn’t a hotdog, it was the arm of the chair, you old coot.

Mermaid Man: I thought it was a bit stale and hard to lift. Phew, I probably shouldn’t have eaten all that cheesecake either. *flash of light from his utility belt*

*the audience starts screaming as the Sand Stadium disappears*

Maestro played by Hyrum: Uh oh, what did I do this time?!

Barnacle Boy: Oh, what have you done this time, Mermaid Man?

Woman: Oh look! It’s Mermaid Man! He’s gone mad and destroyed the Sand Stadium! Someone call the police! Mermaid Man must have gone EEEEEEVIIIILLLLL!!!!!

Mermaid Man: EEEEEVIIILLLL!!!!!!!

Barnacle Boy: Aw, geez. Come on, Mermaid Man, we better get to the bottom of this disappearance before we’re arrested.

Mermaid Man: I hope the merchandise stand hasn’t sold out of those big foam hands, I love those things.

-Cop chase scene-

*Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy jump. Mermaid man lands in the invisible boatmobile, but Barnacle Boy lands on the ground next to him.*

Barnacle Boy: Ow!

Mermaid Man: Ooh. Sorry, Barnacle Boy, I must be in the passenger seat. *moves over to the driver seat*

Barnacle Boy: *climbs in* Remind me again why we made the invisible boadmobile invisible?

Cop played by Hyrum: I never expected to be in the police force. Hmmm, it’s kinda-

Chief through radio: Officer, be on the lookout for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in their invisible boatmobile. They are believed to be old and dangerous.

Cop played by Hyrum: Seriously?! I thought they were good guys. But ok, sure.

Chief through radio: Officer, have you seen Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

Cop played by Hyrum: Not yeeeeeees.

Chief through radio: That sounded like the invisible boatmobile. Was that them?

Cop played by Hyrum: Yes! I just told you I saw them!

Chief through radio: Apprehend them at once!

Cop played by Hyrum: Huh? Now? Okay. *his siren is him screaming*

Mermaid Man: Hey, I didn’t know we had a radio. Ooooooooooooooooh. Sing along, Barnacle Boy, I love this song.

Barnacle Boy: That’s not a song, you twit, it’s a police siren. Barnacles. We need time to solve the disappearing building mystery and we can’t do that if we’re arrested.

Mermaid Man: I’m sorry, I was thinking about cabbage. You were saying?

Barnacle Boy: Floor it!

*Mermaid man floors it*

*The cop starts to slow down*

Mermaid Man: Barnacle Boy, I know a short cut that can confuse anyone. Hold on!

Cop played by Hyrum: *Pants as he slows down even more* Hi Gary.

Gary: Meow.

Chief through radio: Request update on the chase, officer.

Cop played by Hyrum: I…I…I can’t breathe. Wait! There they are!

Barnacle Boy: Uh, Mermaid Man?

Mermaid Man: Not now, son, I’m trying to concentrate on all these devious twists and turns.

Barnacle Boy: Uhhhhh, Mermaid Man?

Mermaid Man: They’ll never catch us now! They couldn’t keep up with the boatmobile.

Cop played by Hyrum: You guys are about to have a real bad day.

-The Sneaky Hermit’s first appearance-

Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: *evil laugh* Mermaidman and Barnacleboy were arrested for my crimes! They won’t look for me now, so I can do whatever I want! *evil laugh*

-First TV view scene-

News reporter fish: News flash! It is believed that the masterminds behind the disappearance of Sand Stadium are none other than Bikini Bottom heroes, Mermaid Man, and Barnacle Boy. When questioned, the older hero had this to say. “Is that a microphone? Is it time for putting? Do these pants feel damp to you?” The ex-heroes are now doing time in Bikini Bottom jail. We will keep you updated with further updates.

-Bikini Bottom Jail scene-

Barnacle Boy: Now let’s go over it again. Are you sure you didn’t hit the building-obliteration button when you were fooling around with your utility belt?

Mermaid Man: I’m sure of it, Barnacle Boy. I was full of cheesecake, I reached down to loosen my belt and I pressed this button by accident. *flash of light from Mermaid Mans belt*

Barnacle Boy: OH!!!! Geez. *distorted speech* I sure wish you’d stop fiddling with that thing, you make me nervous.

Mermaid Man: Nothing to be afraid of, Barnacle Boy, it’s just my chin cam. Lookie. Such a handsome chin. And here’s the picture I took at the Sand Stadium, right before it vanished.

Barnacle Boy: Well that proves it wasn’t you that cause a mess, this time at least.

Prisoner Guard played by Hyrum: You don’t know mess until you met this inmate we had years ago. He goes by Messy Messerson, but we called him Stanly for some reason. He’s so messy that I’d rather not talk about it.

Barnacle Boy: Uh, yeah, thanks. Uh, somehow I don’t this is the work of someone called Stanly.

Manray: No it doesn’t sound like Stanly’s style at all. Stanly Messy Messerson likes to make a mess. The Sand Stadium vanished too cleanly.

Mermaid Man: Manray!

Barnacle Boy: Oh, our second most arch-nemesis.

Manray: That’s right, superheroes, it’s me!

Mermaid Man: *growl*

Barnacle Boy: *growl*

Manray: *growl*

Mermaid Man: *growl*

Barnacle Boy: *growl*

Manray: *growl*

Mermaid Man: So, what are you in for?

Manray: I got caught jaywalking. Could you believe it?

Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Manray: *laughing*

Dirty Bubble: You think that’s bad? I got caught for having bad breath in a public place. *small laugh*

Mermaid Man: The Dirty Bubble?!

Barnacle Boy: Our number 1 arch-nemesis!

Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Dirty Bubble: *growling*

Prisoner Guard played by Hyrum: Oh my goodness, calm yourselves!

Dirty Bubble: Spoiled sort.

Prisoner Guard played by Hyrum: Let’s talk about the disappearance of the Sand Stadium. I think a giant monster just picked it up and took it away.

Barnacle Boy: Monster?

Prisoner Guard played by Hyrum: What? My theory’s not that crazy. Or it might’ve been the Sneaky Hermit.

Manray: The Sneaky Hermit, of course! This crime shows all the signs that have been present throughout the Hermit’s criminal career.

Barnacle Boy: What signs? What does the Sneaky Hermit do?

*Bikini Bottom jail disappears*

Dirty Bubble: I think it’d be fair to say that the Sneaky Hermit steals buildings.

Manray: A fine observation, my villainous companion. Now, if everyone will excuse us, this sudden freedom has renewed my eagerness for villainy. Come, Dirty Bubble.

Dirty Bubble: Ooh, let’s start with jaywalking. They couldn’t possibly catch us twice.

Barnacle Boy: We should probably catch those two, you know.

Mermaid Man: All in good time, Barnacle Boy, all in good time. First, I think we’ve got a hermit to catch. We’ll start with the beach, cuz hermits love the beach. To the invisible boatmobile, away!

Prisoner Guard played by Hyrum: *sits up* Who took the building? Stop in the name of the la- *the metal building piece lands on his face* DOW!!!!

-Second TV view scene-

News reporter fish: News flash! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy have been cleared of suspicion in the disappearance of the Sand Stadium. Authorities are now on the lookout for a crab called the Sneaky Hermit, who is still at large and may have accomplices.

-Goo Lagoon scene-

News reporter fish on TV: - on the lookout for a crab called the Sneaky Hermit, who is still at large and may have accomplices. *Ice cream salesman turns off TV*

Lookout played by Hyrum: Oh no. Uh, boss, I think you’re all over the news. *distorted yelling coming out of the phone* Ok, ok, I’ll stick to my job! Let’s see what we got here. Nerd, scary, two floating old guys, person with something I want, *distorted speech from the phone again* Floating old guys? Did I really say that?

Mermaid Man: *looks at you while you look at him through the binoculars* Greetings, sea creature.

Lookout played by Hyrum: OH MY GOSH!!!!! *ducks down*

Ice cream salesman: What can I get you, gentlemen? Kelp sundae? Sea cucumber split? Information on any of the major super villains?

Mermaid Man: Super what now? No, I’d like two scoops of high fiber ice cream with brussels sprout sprinkles. Mmmmm.

Ice cream salesman: Oh. Thought you might’ve been looking for a supervillain. Someone hermit-like, a bit sneaky.

Mermaid Man: There’s a sale on underpant, uh I mean, a Sneaky Hermit.

Ice cream salesman: That’s the one, was here not long back. Said something about being hungry, something about the Krusty Krab.

Barnacle Boy: Jumping jellyfish, Mermaid Man, the Sneaky Hermit must be at the Krusty Krab! We should go immediately.

Mermaid Man: Well I don’t need new undies, but I’m happy to go. To the Krusty Krab, away!

Ice cream salesman: Well I got rid of them for ya.

Lookout played by Hyrum: Thanks. I’m gonna buy you one of your own ice creams.

Ice cream salesman: *sarcastic tone* Great, thanks. No really.

Lookout played by Hyrum: *Phone ringing* Hello, Crazy Man’s office, Hyrum speaking. *Distorted yelling from the phone again* Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill out! I won’t let anyone get past me again. Sees Manray and The Dirty Bubble in disguises through the binoculars* HOLY CRAP!!!! Aw man.

Ice cream salesman: What can I do for you, Mr. Manray and Mr. Dirty Bubble sirs?

Dirty Bubble: Oh I knew these disguises wouldn’t work.

Manray: What a waste of two bucks. Eh, we’re looking for the Sneaky Hermits secret hideout.

Ice cream salesman: The secret one? That’s just over the hill there.

Dirty Bubble: Well that was easy.

Ice cream salesman: Sure. Follow the sign, you can’t miss it.

-The Sneaky Hermit’s hideout scene-

Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Man, I took a lot of stuff. I am a villain after all, so it makes sense. And soon, my loyal sidekick, soon, *chair turns around on its own* Man, that chair is squeaky.

Evil pet snail: Meow.

Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Soon, all of Bikini Bottom will be my oyster! *Looks at the picture of himself and his former loved one* Why did you leave me and take everything I ever wanted? Now I have this urge to steal all of Bikini Bottom and…!

*ding dong*

Evil pet snail: Meeeeeooooooow.

Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Oh come on! I was in the middle of angry yelling!

Manray: Ah, the famous Sneaky Hermit, we meet at last.

Dirty Bubble: We just broke out of the joint. And we brought cookies.

Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Oh man, I love cookies. Come right in. So why’d you ring my doorbell?

Dirty Bubble: We’ve noticed you’ve been doing some delightful evil work of late. And we’re thinking of a team-up. A team-up of EEEEVILLLLL *excited laugh*

Manray: We’ll help each other out. Hatch evil plans, make prank phone calls, it’ll be fun. What do ya say?

Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: That’s a good idea, and it’ll fit right into my own selfish and evil plans! *evil laugh* Yeah, ok, let’s do it. *Makes the captive’s muffled speech as he brings out the back the captive is in* This captive was hard to get, but use it to distract Mermaidman, and then we’ll team up.

Manray: Hoorah! I think this is going to work out just fine. Come, Dirty Bubble, let’s begin our alliance of sneakiness.

Dirty Bubble: Let’s go to the Chum Bucket, I have an idea. See you soon, Sneaky Hermit.

Manray: Yes, farewell, Hermit. I think this is the beginning of a diabolical friendship.

Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Yeah, it’ll be some sort of friendship alright. Thanks for the cookies by the way. *evil laugh* Now everyone will be out of my way! YES!!!!

Evil pet snail: *meows in an evil laugh kind of way*

Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: I’m off to visit a couple of unguarded supervillain lairs. Don’t forget to take a shower, you smell like goo.

Evil pet snail: *meows with an eye roll*

-Krusty Krab scene-

French narrator: Ah, the Krusty Krab, home of the world-famous Krabby Patties. And today it is…

MM & BB narrator: Hey, buddy, I’m narrating this scene!

French narrator: Pardon? Oh, sorry, my mistake. Please, carry on.

MM & BB narrator: Thank you. *clears throat* The Krusty Krab. Here we find Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy sent to find the Sneaky Hermit. But the Hermit is not here, only tasty and nutritious meals at affordable prices.

French narrator: Ooh, Monsieur, that was very good.

MM & BB narrator: Why thank you, I have had some training and, hey is this thing still on?

French narrator: Ooh, de barnacles!

Barnacle Boy: Oh come on, Mermaid man! That shady character at the beach obviously sent us on a wild goose chase.

Mermaid Man: Don’t be silly, son. There are no wild geese here, we’re at the bottom of the ocean. Waiter.

Barnacle Boy: Oh geez. AH CHOO!!!!

Mermaid Man: A little more pepper, please. I sure do love it.

Waiter played by Hyrum: Alright, here you go.

Mermaid Man: Little more. More. Little more thanks. Just a bit more.

Waiter played by Hyrum: How about you keep the pepper? It’s easier if you do it.

Mermaid Man: Thanks. I sure love that pepper.

Barnacle Boy: AH CHOO!!!!! We’re wasting time. We should be out finding the Sneaky Hermit.

Waiter played by Hyrum: Did you say, Sneaky Hermit?

Barnacle Boy: Yes I did.

Waiter played by Hyrum: The Hermit and I used to draw comics together.

Barnacle Boy: Well, that’s a coincidence.

Waiter played by Hyrum: Yeah.

Mermaid Man: Do you have any idea where this Hermit is now?

Waiter played by Hyrum: Nope.

Barnacle Boy: Well have you seen anything suspicious?

Waiter played by Hyrum: Not really. Oh wait, Manray was carrying a wriggling sack into the Chum Bucket.

Barnacle Boy: I call that suspicious.

Mermaid Man: Cuz no one goes into the Chum Bucket.

Barnacle Boy: When did you see this?

Waiter played by Hyrum: Well, it’s happening out the window as we speak.

Barnacle Boy: Merciful muscles, Mermaid Man, we’ve got work to do.

Mermaid Man: To the Chum Bucket!

Waiter played by Hyrum: Thank you for coming to the Krusty Krab. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Mermaid Man: Oh, yes, thanks. Eh, now where was I? Oh yeah, to the Chum Bucket, away!

-Chum Bucket scene-

Captive played by Hyrum: When did it all go wrong? *panting* You guys can’t do this to me! *panting* I’ve got a life! *panting* I haven’t run like this in so long!

Dirty Bubble: That kid is so annoying.

Manray: Yes, my hallow spherical accomplice, but it will prove an adequate distraction for our bumbling superheroes.

Dirty Bubble: The Sneaky Hermit will be pleased. Let’s invite our new chum to my lar. We can concoct our evil plans over herbal tea! *small laugh*

Manray: By the power of Darjeeling, what a capital idea! *hears a car pull up* Wait, what’s that? It sounds like the invisible buffoonmobile. Our heroes have arrived.

*Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy burst through the doors*

Mermaid Man: I’ll have a burger and fries! *Barnacle Boy hands him the script* I mean, unhand that captive, you vile fiends!

Captive played by Hyrum: Oh my gosh, thank goodness you’re here! I can’t keep running like this! IT smells so bad!

Dirty Bubble: You’re too late, Moron Man! The mayor’s child is trapped inside a vortex of stickiness! Haha! The treadmill creates static, keeping the vile stench from the Chum Bucket through this bay. When it stops running and WHAM!!!!! It’s nothing but slimy skin and skunk jokes for a really long time. *small laugh*

Mermaid Man: That’s diabolical, Dirty Bubble, and really…kinda…icky.

Dirty Bubble: Try to save the mayor’s kid of you will. It should keep you occupied for quite some time.

*Manray and the Dirty Bubble laugh Evilly*

Mermaid Man: *joins in the evil laughter*

Barnacle Boy: Uh, Mermaid Man?

Mermaid Man: Oh, sorry, got caught up in the moment.

Manray: So long, old-timers. *he and the Dirty Bubble run out the doors*

Barnacle Boy: Dagnabit, this is only gonna stall us from finding the Sneaky Hermit. But we really gotta free the mayor’s kid.

Mermaid Man: Oh yeah, the kid. You’re gonna be just fine. Oh, sweet merciful Neptune! What is that smell?!

Barnacle Boy: *close pen on his nose* It’s the vortex of stickiness, Mermaid Man. We’ve got to shut off this machine and free the captive.

Mermaid Man: Did we shut it off?

Barnacle Boy: Nope.

Mermaid Man: How about now?

Barnacle Boy: Nope.

Mermaid Man: Now?

Barnacle Boy: Mmmmm, nope.

Captive played by Hyrum: I can’t feel my legs! Would you hurry it up already?!

Mermaid Man: Is it off?

Barnacle Boy: Nope.

Mermaid Man: Still?

Barnacle Boy: Nope.

*Manray and the Dirty Bubble return*

Manray: We are so mad!

Dirty Bubble: We’ve been double-crossed!

Manray: While we were here, set up traps to help the Sneaky Hermit, the Hermit was busy stealing our Lairs!

Mermaid Man: Wow. That really is sneaky.

Barnacle Boy: Sounds like this Hermit is sneakier than all of us. Umm, what would you fellas say to combining forces and going after this villain together?

Dirty Bubble: That’s pretty much why we’re here.

Mermaid Man: Well that was easy.

Barnacle Boy: I know a hunter in Jellyfish fields who can track anything. I bet we’ll be able to pick up the Sneaky Hermits trail with a little help.

Mermaid Man: Well there’s nothing much left to say except, super beings from both sides of the fence of good and evil, unite!

Captive played by Hyrum: Guys, can you please just focus and get me out of here?!

Manray: Oh, sorry, let me get that for you. *pushes a big red button, shutting the machine down*

-Jellyfish Fields scene-

Manray: So, where is this hunter, Pumpernickel Boy?

Barnacle Boy: Hey! No name-calling during the truce, remember?

Mermaid Man: Maybe the hunter is hunting the Jellyfish King.

Dirty Bubble: Or maybe we’re wasting our time. What if this hunter knows nothing? Or doesn’t even exist?

Hunter played by Hyrum: *whisper* Hey, my ears told my brain that you’re seeking the Sneaky Hermit.

Manray: CURES THAT NAME!!!!!!!!

Hunter played by Hyrum: *whispers* Oh geez, quiet! If you guys are really silent, I will help you.

Manray: *whispers* Cures that name.

Hunter played by Hyrum: *Whisper* Yeah, that’s good. Follow Me. *the hunter has the Jellyfish King in his sights* Hermit crabs carry a lot on their backs, so they’re always in danger of tipping over.

Barnacle Boy: *whispers* I see.

Mermaid Man: I see, when I wear my glasses, which I’ve lost, again.

Dirty Bubble: Who is standing on my foot, Manray?

Manray: For goodness sake! You don’t have a foot you infernal bubble!

*King Jellyfish is scared away*

Hunter played by Hyrum: *frustrated growl* * the hunter finds the Jellyfish king again* *whisper* The hermit likes buildings, so I bet there’s a huge one in his sights.

Dirty Bubble: The Hermit wears tights?

Barnacle Boy: The Permit tests bites?

Manray: Old Hermit was right?

Mermaid Man: The jelly pudding was lightly toasted and pajamas?

*King Jellyfish is scared away again*

Hunter played by Hyrum: *louder frustrated growl* * the hunter finds the Jellyfish king yet again* *Whisper* I think the hermit likes to play video games.

Barnacle Boy: *Whispers* What the? That’s not helpful.

Dirty Bubble: *Whispers* Well it could be.

Manray: *whispers* Yes, you never know.

Mermaid Man: Comfort is important, young ward.

Dirty Bubble: BUUUUURRRRRRP!!!!!!!!!! *The Jellyfish King is scared away once again* Oh, pardon me. Well, I am full of air you know.

Hunter played by Hyrum: *screams* Look, I’ll track the hermit for you myself if you shut up and leave!

Barnacle Boy: Oh well, that’s decent enough. Yeah, ha, ha, you can come with us in our invisible boatmobile.

Mermaid Man: Away.

Dirty Bubble: *burp*

-Final TV view scene-

News reporter fish: News flash! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy have enlisted the help of the finest hunter in Jellyfish Fields. It is believed that the Sneaky Hermit is somewhere in downtown Bikini Bottom. Not far from this very… *the studio shakes* …stu… *the studio is stolen* …dio. Um, we’ll be right back.

-Fight against the Sneaky Hermit scene-

MM & BB narrator: Downtown Bikini Bottom, a fitting setting for our final battle, a drama location for the powers of good and evil to clash climatically, and a really good place for pizza.

Dirty Bubble: That hunter sure left in a hurry.

Mermaid Man: I didn’t even get a chance to say “Bye-bye”.

Manray: Well you were annoying, Dirty Bubble.

Dirty Bubble: I was annoying?

Manray: All that disgusting belching.

Barnacle Boy: Knock it off, it doesn’t matter, we know all we need to know about the Sneaky Hermit.

Manray: Indeed. We’ll soon put an end to the “Stinky Hermit!”

*The heroes and villains burst out laughing*

Dirty Bubble: The Hermit’s really in for a surprise.

*The Sneaky Hermit steals the boatmobile while the laughter continues*

Mermaid Man: Oh, hey, Barnacle Boy, where did you park the invisible boatmobile?

Barnacle Boy: Oh I didn’t park it, Mermaid Man, you did. Heh heh. It’s just over… *gasp* Oh my gosh.

*Everyone gasps*

Mermaid Man: The invisible boatmobile, it’s been stolen!

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Yeah, you’re right it has, by yours truly.

Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Manray and Dirty Bubble: The Sneaky Hermit!

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Yeah, who else would I be?

Barnacle Boy: You’ve been busy, Hermit, you’ve stolen almost the whole town.

Manray: And put it all on your back too. It’s reasonably impressive.

Mermaid Man: You stole our invisible boatmobile, Sneaky Hermit!

Dirty Bubble: You stole our evil lairs!

Mermaid Man: E-e-e-evil bears?!

Barnacle Boy: But why, Hermit? Why did you do it?

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: I just wanted a home.

Barnacle Boy: A home? You’ve got all of Bikini Bottom on your back!

Dirty Bubble: What’s your plan? To put the whole town on your back, then the next town, then eventually the whole world?

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Well, uhhhhh…….yes.

Barnacle Boy: All on your back? Where will you stand?

Manray: Wow! I’m an evil genius who wants to take over the world, but even I’M not that crazy!

Dirty Bubble: Enough talk, can we fight already?

Mermaid Man: Hurrah! Prepare to make a fool of yourself, *Barnacle Boy turns him in the right direction* Sneaky Hermit.

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: You must be looking in a mirror, Mermaidman!

Barnacle Boy: I hope you brought a stunt double, Hermit because this is gonna hurt.

Mermaid Man: *Summons a swarm of jellyfish* Sea creatures of the deep, unite!

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: *The Sneaky Hermit’s stunt double comes in, knocks away the jellyfish and steals another building* Ha!

Dirty Bubble: By all things dirty, I…uh, um, MAKE YOU DIRTY!!!! *Flies towards the Hermit*

*The Hermit’s stunt double grabs a helicopter off the real Hermits back and uses its propellers to blow the Dirty Bubble away. Then the Dirty Bubble’s stunt double crashes next to Gary*

Gary: *meows in sigh form*

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: *steals another building and heads for the Sea Needle*

Manray: The Sneaky Hermit’s about to steal the Sea Needle!

Mermaid Man: Aw nuts, that’s the last building in Bikini Bottom.

Barnacle Boy: Oh barnacles.

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: *tries to lift the building, but can’t* Why can’t I lift this?! It’s so darn heavy!

Mermaid Man: I know, I know, it’s locked! Lookie, you could just take that lock off and then take the building. You can even use those window washer platforms to get up there.

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Well ok, thank you.

Dirty Bubble: Oh, why do you good guys have to be so helpful?

Barnacle Boy: We should eh, probably try to stop that from happening, heh.

Mermaid Man: Excellent idea, Barnacle Boy. All those in favor.

Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Manray and Dirty Bubble: Aye!

Mermaid Man: All against.

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Nay!

Barnacle Boy: Quiet, you!

Mermaid Man: Alright, there’s not much left to say but, to the window washing platforms on the side of the Sea Needle building to rescue Bikini Bottom from the clutches of the evil Sneaky Hermit, *inhale* away!

*The heroes go on the plate form on the right and the villains on the right, both sides trying to reach the Sneaky Hermit*

*The Sneaky Hermit grunts as he raises his platform without anyone helping*

Mermaid Man: You’ll never…get away with this, you…sneaky thing.

Dirty Bubble: Can we hurry this up? I’m getting a bit dizzy here.

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Gladly. Hermit Nippers, go!*The Sneaky Hermit fires three Nippers*

Dirty Bubble: *dodges all three Nippers* Haha! Your Nippers are no match for my Dirty Breath of Doom!

*The Sneaky Hermit raises the platform, causing the Dirty Bubble’s attack to hit Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy instead*

Barnacle Boy: Oh Geeze. *coughing* Oh, that’s worse than Mermaid Man’s socks.

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Yeah, it’s foul. But not as foul as the Sneaky Frightener!

The Sneaky Frightener: Boo!

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: AAHHH!!!

Manray: Okay, now this is getting weird.

Barnacle Boy: The powers of good will prevail! Behold, raging whirlpool!

*The Sneaky Hermit dodges the attack, so it hits the Dirty Bubble instead*

Dirty Bubble: Hey, wa-watch it! You’re gonna make me spill my-mm mm -spill my lunch!

Barnacle Boy: Mermaid Man, that’s it, spilling! The hunter told us that if the Hermit loses balance, then everything on its back can fall off. And, the Hermit is susceptible to sneezing. You know what that means?

Mermaid Man: We’re having prune and broccoli pudding for dessert tonight?

Barnacle Boy: No, you old coot, pepper! We use some pepper and make the Hermit sneeze.

Mermaid Man: Good idea, Barnacle Boy. If only we had some.

Barnacle Boy: You got some in your pocket from before!

Dirty Bubble: Oh, this isn’t helping at all!

*All three platforms stop right below the lock on the Sea Needle building*

Mermaid Man: Hey, here’s some pepper. Ok, Hermit, I’ve got a hand full of pepper here. And I gotta warn ya, it’s especially tasty. The jig is up!

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Pepper? Really? Pepper could never def….oh no.

Mermaid Man: By the Power of Neptune, I give you a hand full of delicious pepper!

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

Mermaid Man: You know, being up here doesn’t feel safe anymore.

Barnacle Boy: You got that right, old man, let’s scoot. *The heroes’ platform start going down*

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

Man Ray: I think those bumbling ninnies might be on to something, let’s get out of here.

Dirty Bubble: Not so fast Manray, I’m still feeling *Manray make the platform go down* QUEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sneaky Hermit played by Hyrum: AAAAHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No! The buildings!

-Final scene-

Barnacle Boy: Well, we shire did teach that critter something about stealing buildings and storing them on your back and plotting to take over the world.

Mermaid Man: We sure did, and teaming up with our enemies worked.

Dirty Bubble: Spinning, spinning, spinning! *vomits off screen*

Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Manray: Ew!

Mermaid Man: Feeling good now, Dirty Bubble?

Dirty Bubble: No, I think I’m almost back to feeling evil again.

Mermaid Man: Oh.

Manray: So, would you like to come and throw rocks with us?

Barnacle Boy: No, we’re still good I’m afraid.

Manray: Oh. So, um, oh the heck with it. Come Dirty Bubble, I’m tired of all this goodness! Let’s go steal chocolate chips out of the prison warden’s cookies!

Dirty Bubble: Now you’re talking, time for some evil!

Mermaid Man: *Manray draws on his face* Eeeevil?

*Manray and the Dirty Bubble run off laughing evilly*

Barnacle Boy: Uh, Mermaid Man?

Mermaid Man: Yes son?

Barnacle Boy: Are you gonna, uh, fix that anytime soon?

Mermaid Man: All in good time, Barnacle Boy.

Barnacle Boy: So, what do you say we go see the rest of that performance at the Sand Stadium?

Mermaid Man: We’re going back to the football game?! Hotdog! I love football!

Barnacle Boy: Oh, geez. It’s not foot…uh, eh, uh, oh whatever. Yep, let’s go see the rest of the “Football game”.

Mermaid Man: Yippee! Ice cream, ice cream, can I have ice cream?

Barnacle Boy: As much as you want, old chum.

Mermaid Man: Hee hee! Best day ever!

MM & BB narrator: And so once again, the forces of badness have been outdone by the forces of goodness, and thank goodness there’s an end to the badness. Tune in next time for another mostly interesting episode of The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!

French narrator: Ah, Monsieur, you really are very good at that.

MM & BB Narrator: Thanks again, my French companion. There’s a funny story about how I got into cartoons. You see when I was just a kid, I had this deep voice, and…

The end.

For those of you who haven't read either of my Power Rangers/Tawog crossover fanfictions titled The War and The Mistake but plan to in the near or far future, stop reading now and come back once you've caught up with both stories.

If you recall from my fan fiction titled The War, Kentyth was beheaded in the final battle. the sequel titled The Mistake revealed that he came back to life. But it doesn't explain how that happened, because that is for another story. Well, I'm pleased to announce that that story is finally in the works! My brother and I are collaborating to bring forth a fanfiction that explains what happened to Kentyth in between my first two fanfictions. It's a sequel to The War and a prequel to The Mistake. What do you call a story like that? A betwequel?

Anyway, Unlike my first two fanfiction, this new one doesn't take place in Tawog or the human world. This time, we are going to..........the Land of OOO! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Adventure Time has been added to the roster!

My brother and I didn't get far before we both had to get back to our day jobs, but we did complete the prologue. Just to keep everyone excited and have something to look forward to, I will wait to post the prologue till this Saturday. But as for the title of this fanfiction it is...Adventure Time: The Return of Destruction! Seeing that this story takes place in the Land of OOO, using a Tawog-style title would seem unfitting.

Have a good day, and be ready for the prologue this Saturday!

Even with the whole quarantine stuff going on due to the COVID-19 pandemic, I've had no time what so ever to post anything new of any kind, and that's because I keep getting pulled away from my laptop by someone who needs something before I can even get started on something. It's very frustrating. But what's even more frustrating is the fact that the staff at DeviantART did exactly what they said their were going to do, remove the old site style in place of this overly complicated new style. I signed a position at Change.com to prevent this from happening, but as you can see, it was all for nothing. I know DeviantART is trying to improve the sight and enhance our experience with the sight, but the way they did it is not the way to go. All the old features are still here, but they've change how it works, making it confusing and hard to figure it out. I really don't need this. Though I've been checking things out on DeviantART every day despite not posting anything new, I don't think it's worth posting drawings anymore, not with this unacceptable site style. I'm not planing on deactivating my account, but because of the changes made that nobody wanted, I doubt that I'll be posting any new drawings again. I'm sorry, but with the extreme stress of COVID-19 going on, I can't deal with the unwanted changes that happened here.