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Chapter 3: Amnesia Soon after leaving the lab, in a living room not too far from PB’s quarters, the three heroes considered what to do next; how best to dispose of the ugly thing they thought was lying inertly on one of P. Bubs’s many laboratory tables. The Princess paced back and forth before a window that looked out into the center of the Candy Kingdom. Jake, settled comfortably in a cozy nook of this palace living room, was playing a game of chess with himself. A chessboard complete with black and white pieces (all yellow in this instance) stretched from the center of his belly; and opposite his upper body that lounged on a couch, sat an all-yellow replica of Finn perched on a seat formed from Jake’s own chubby caboose. The actual Finn sat near an empty fireplace brooding and sharpening his sword with a gigachad look in his smug face. “It can’t be done in the Candy Kingdom, that’s for sure,” Princess Bubblegum said. “Check!,” Jake said to Finn the Butt. “Maybe we could bury it

Chapter 2: The Awakening Early the next morning, Starchy the Cream-Puff was doing his janitorial duties by making the rounds of the Candy Kingdom and taking out the trash. He drove the Candy Kingdom Sanitation Services truck up through the alley where the Wizard Bros had just been the night before. Starchy lowered the candy cane forklift of the truck to tip the dumpster upside down and pour its contents into the back of the garbage truck. As the candy trash spilled into the truck an odd shape caught Starchy’s eye. “Well, that’s funny. Starchy thought he just saw the outline of a body in that dumpster. Hmm, oh well,” he shrugged and continued on to the next garbage stop. But he didn’t get far when he took a look out the side mirror of the truck to see behind him. As he looked in that mirror, he noticed some trash hanging out the side of the truck that appeared very much like a hand. Starchy gasped and slammed on the brakes. Once the candy garbage truck stopped, he jumped out

Chapter 1: Hiding the Evidence Somewhere in the wilds of the Land of OOO, atop Big Butt Rock, a gathering of wizards takes place in secret. At sundown, they gathered on the Cheek's Peak, and using the ah-has, deep feels, and woo-woos they scored from their journey with Guiseppe and others, they initiated a sorcerous spell. Now was their only chance to make use of such powerful magical energy. Eyes closed, chanting mystical mantras, the seven wizards held out their arms in either direction, forming a circular linking T-pose. Magic energy and lights began to flare and flash with growing intensity. Soon, a small opening in space-time began forming like an iris-in intro to a film or TV show. Upon seeing the portal’s inception, Ice King cried out, “It’s working! It’s working! We’re making something happen, Wizard Bros! KEEP THE MAGIC JUICE A-FLOWIN’! I just KNOW if we keep this up, something absolutely WONDROUS will happen!” The portal reached its full size at this point, and with a