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Fly or Fall in 'Skydive: Proximity Flight' by Toadsanime, literature

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Fly or Fall in 'Skydive: Proximity Flight'

I approached writing this review with some haste and delay. You see, as a very open-minded gamer with a strong focus on indie games, it pains me when I come across a generally reasonably-reviewed indie game that I simply didn't enjoy - even more-so if I have to review that game based on a free review key. Skydive: Proximity Flight , developed by Gaijin Entertainment and released on the digital stores of the PlayStation 3/Xbox 360, is a skydiving game that sees you freefalling from the sky in a wingsuit in various game modes. It's a somewhat unusual concept that really piqued my interest when I was contacted about it and watched the traile...

Review: 'Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch' by Toadsanime, literature

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Review: 'Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch'

The love-child of Level-5 and Studio Ghibli, upcoming 2013 RPG title Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch (a PS3 version of Nintendo DS game Ni No Kuni: The Another World of which was not localized in the U.K. due to translation issues) has a lot to live up to, if not just because of past successes.Level-5 are famed for their best-selling 'Professor Layton' franchise, whilst Studio Ghibli created Oscar-winning animated movie 'Spirited Away' along with some other sensational, critically-acclaimed features. These two working together should make it almost a given that this is something amazing.Thankfully, that appears to be the case. Officia...

Lady in Wonderland by Toadsanime, literature

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Lady in Wonderland

So Alice, take me by the hand So Alice, lost in Wonderland Where Mad Hatter makes you tea And the door can't find the keySnatch that bottle from the table With 'Drink Me' there on the label. You'll shrink down to a small size Catch the Rabbit - that's your real prize.So Alice, where've you been today? So Alice, where'd you run to play? Was it down that Rabbit hole Escaping boredom was your goal?Follow the Rabbit for a while Cheshire directs you with a smile To the throne of the Queen of Hearts Caught the Rabbit - now the trial starts.So Alice, where's your Wonderland? So Alice, do you understand That there's no real Wonderland Is your life...

Take a Sip by Toadsanime, literature

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Take a Sip

Take a sip of this wine The taste is so divine. Take a sip of this wine It may just end your life. Take a sip of this wine And love, don't dare decline To take a sip of this wine. You think it's poison, but the poison is me.Intoxicating you with my stench; The stench of lies My only disguise. Imprisoning you with my clench; The clench of mine It keeps everything fine. You're staying here by my side As if you had a choice - I've got you tied. I've got you tied, andTake a sip of this wine The taste is so divine. Take a sip of this wine It may just end your life. Take a sip of this wine And love, don't dare decline To take a sip of this wine....

Various incomplete poems. by Toadsanime, literature

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Various incomplete poems.

Feels like I've danced with the devil Too many times in my short life. Stared him straight in his ugly eye As he stared right back at mine. And as we danced, he'd whisper in my ear All about his twisted life. So he'd say that I'd see him soon, And I dance with the devil tonight. ---If roses are red and violets are blue, then where does that leave me and you? If curiosity killed the cat, then maybe you should bring him back. If two's company and three's a crowd, then get out because it's getting loud. ---Good night, sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite you awake Because when you wake I'll be gone, I'll be gone forever. ---Nobody in the ...

Ring, Ring by Toadsanime, literature

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Ring, Ring

I sit at home, alone, listening to the radio, Trying to drown out my thoughts and screams. Whilst sitting there, I thought about my future How it would end; the pain, my life, my dreams.Ring, Ring 'Pick up the phone. I know you're home because I heard you crying.' Ring, Ring 'You're not alone. You're not the only one who wishes they were dying.'I lay in bed, alone, hating all the memories. Wanting to recall where the end began. Whilst laying there, I receive some phone calls. They were from my one, my love, my Anne.Ring, Ring 'Pick up the phone. I know you're home because I heard you crying.' Ring, Ring 'You're not alone. You're not the on...

Roses Aren't Red for Me by Toadsanime, literature

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Roses Aren't Red for Me

I'm not the one with the reloaded gun pointed at my chest. Step down and listen to mother because she might know best. Disobedient, he goes ahead and pulls the trigger anyway. And now poor old mother is alone and mourns every day.Now the blood trickles on to the carpet; Stains it with the colour of pretty roses But now roses aren't red for me.I'm not the one with the kitchen knife slicing at my wrist. This cut just adds yet another self-injury to the list. Enervated, she scratches away and tries to finish off the job. So now the last sound the bathtub will hear is her sob.Now the blood spills in to the water; Dyes it with the colour of lov...

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Fly or Fall in 'Skydive: Proximity Flight' by Toadsanime, literature

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Review: 'Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch' by Toadsanime, literature

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Review: 'Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch'

Lady in Wonderland by Toadsanime, literature

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Lady in Wonderland

Take a Sip by Toadsanime, literature

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Take a Sip

Various incomplete poems. by Toadsanime, literature

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Various incomplete poems.

Ring, Ring by Toadsanime, literature

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Ring, Ring

Roses Aren't Red for Me by Toadsanime, literature

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Roses Aren't Red for Me

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Toadsanime

About Toadsanime

Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Dec 21, 1992
United Kingdom
Deviant for 18 years
coinarcade.org/
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Game journalist, gay, film nerd, all-genre music lover, indie gamer, figure collector and dickhead. Like, seriously, a super-dickhead. Remember me as being a dickhead.

Favourite Movies

Massive movie-nerd, hard to list favourites as I see hundreds every year.

Favourite TV Shows

Breaking Bad, Ricky Gervais Show, The Office, Spaced, American Dad, Peep Show, Whose Line, Robot Chicken, Adventure Time, Fruits Basket, R.O.D the TV, cartoons, panel shows etc.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Literally have 30,000 songs on my laptop, complete music-whore. Like any and all genres.

Favourite Books

The Iron Giant, Mr. Men, Cat in the Hat and The Very Hungry Caterpillar. No, seriously.

Favourite Gaming Platform

I'm a videogame fan, not a console fan. I'm all for the games, not the silly console wars. ;)

Tools of the Trade

Notepad. Screw Word, Notepad all the way.

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Toadsanime

Oct 24, 2013

STILL ALIVE

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Well, long time no see, deviantART! I see my premium membership has died and that's just fucking dandy, isn't it ?I've been largely absent for well over a year now and whilst I'd like to apologise and promise that it won't happen again, in all honesty in probably will. If you want to remain in contact with me, your best bet is following me on Twitter /adding me on Facebook .A brief update on what I'm up to these days? At lot has happened since I was last active (half the reason I've been away is as I've been incredibly busy), but to sum it all up I moved to Reading, Berkshire with my partner last month and started my new job at GAME as ...

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Toadsanime

Feb 20, 2013

Watch today's PlayStation 4 Event live here at 11pm (GMT): http://coinarcade.org/2013/02/20/sonys-playstation-4-event-live/

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OOOH MY THE PLAYSTATION 4 ANNOUNCEMENT. PROBABLY.

LOL PLAYSTATION SUX 360 ROX U NOOBS LOLOLOLOL!!!111!!!

BUT NO, FANBOYS SUCK, THIS WILL BE COOL.

VIDEOGAMES ARE FOR CHUMPS.

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Toadsanime

Jan 29, 2013

JUST FUCKING COOK IT: How to make French toast, Toads-style: http://toadinthehoe.wordpress.com/2013/01/29/just-fucking-cook-it-french-toast/

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DIS IS OFFENCESIV OMG

SWEARING IS FOR CHILDREN, YOU'RE 20.

FRENCH TOAST IS FOR COOL KIDS. *FISTBUMP*

PLEASE MAKE A FULL COOKBOOK LIKE THIS, OH MY GOD.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR TOAST.

I WANT TO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TOAST.

NO, HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING COOK IT.

I DON'T LIKE FRENCH TOAST BUT I DO LIKE YOUR FACE.

WHAT'S A DEVIANTART?

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Dec 22, 2015

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

It's December 21^st which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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