"October 12, 2001
What a week this has been, my dearest diary! On tuesday, a new transfer student started at school, and we became fast friends. Her name is Tarantula, and she is a very pretty girl with an eye patch. And get this! Even though she is 17, she already has to wear dentures! I'm flattered that someone so mature has taken interest in me.
Tomorrow is saturday and Tarantula wants me to spend the afternoon with her lighting off Black Cats behind the Arby's. How could I ever resist such an invitation? Maybe if things go well, I'll even get to hold her hand!"
From Edition 7 of Sweetbee's Action 52 review
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