please don't die... I've spent all of my fortune to get to you...
I'll cry like that. LOL...
honestly.

your polls make me smile.

Dismantle it and turn the chips and pieces into fashion accessories ;D

*strokes laptop* Shhhh Baby, it's okay, it's just a hypothetical situation, I'd never let this really happen to you.

Here's a tip for dying computers--throw 'em in the fridge. The cooling helps keep your computer alive a bit longer, at least long enough to make the hard drive accessible to get to your files, for the most part. :3

I want to answer all of the above
My laptop is in the process of dying as we speak, she's in such bad shape after a tumble to the floor that she's being held together by electrical tape

Man i remember when i dropped my PSP into the toilet.... i was a mess, but its okay cuz later nothing happened to it

In this case, my notebook had died twice.

all of the above?

Actually, my rather geriatric laptop is about to pass into whichever realm electronic devices go after death and therefore I'm pretty up to date with backups (nothing to really worry about if it dies). Soooo, I'll give it's brave frame (literally dragged it across the world for six years) a last hug and then move on to find another companion

porn all the way

I picked freak out on the hardwood floor. I'd probably have a little bit of a breakdown and start frantically thinking if I was smart enough to back up my files somewhere. Then I'd have myself a little cry followed my more freaking out and screaming of profanities.

WHAAATTT how come i can't choose all of them?! QAQ

I'd do a combination of two :>

all of the options are so...XD

L-LAPTOP!!!

NO!!

WHY!!
*sobs GREAT BIG TEARS* LAPTOP WHY
WHY DON'T YOU EXIST ;A;

When my laptop did just that recently, I was begging it to be okay. Out loud, with tears and everything. Fortunately, it's fine. Well, the toggle switch thing for wireless broke off, but I hated that thing anyway.

Be in denial for several days, stare blankly at the screen. Mourn for 3 months then start oogling apple's macbook pros...My acer wasn't well for a while it's out of its misery.. haha... ;__;
OH! also get mad that I couldn't save ANYTHING off the harddrive

But I have a desktop!

Dissect it and use its innards to create a Frankenstein laptop.

by forcing me to decide for one answer you just ripped my heart out and step danced on it. and then you put it back in my chest so it would pound so damn fast (from still beating in that step dance rythm), that it makes me think i'm having a heart attack.

Funny question, but I checked the last option as I rarely use a laptop.
But, if my boyfriend's laptop would die, I would caress it in my arms and cry huge tears.

cursed like hell