Your laptop has just made a suicidal head dive for the hardwood floor. As you cradle its fragile body in your arms, it splutters and blinks and all of the sudden it doesn't have the strength to open its files anymore. In its last moments of life, you..
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SNAP IT IN HALF SO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO SUFFER ANY LONGER. U __U
CARRESS IT AND PROFESS YOUR LOVE WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN YOUR FACE.
TAKE IT TO ONE LAST ROMANTIC PICNIC IN THE PARK WITH THE SUN SETTING BEHIND YOU TWO.
KILL YOURSELF AS WELL SO YOU MAY DIE BY ITS SIDE.
MOVE ON TO THE NEXT HOT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY. <;
WATCH AS MUCH PORN AS YOU CAN ON IT BEFORE IT DIES. VIRUSES? NO BIGGIE.
KICK AND PUNCH AT THE BASTARD OF A HARDWOOD FLOOR UNTIL YOU ARE A BLOODY MESS.
W-WHA... I DON'T EVEN....? TOFU, GO GET SOME MENTAL HELP....
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Fujii-Chama's avatar
please don't die... I've spent all of my fortune to get to you...
I'll cry like that. LOL...
honestly.
MusicalNature's avatar
your polls make me smile.
pepsicolatier's avatar
Dismantle it and turn the chips and pieces into fashion accessories ;D
Hara-ism's avatar
*strokes laptop* Shhhh Baby, it's okay, it's just a hypothetical situation, I'd never let this really happen to you.
Artemis-Soleil's avatar
Here's a tip for dying computers--throw 'em in the fridge. The cooling helps keep your computer alive a bit longer, at least long enough to make the hard drive accessible to get to your files, for the most part. :3
sparklepinkpixie's avatar
I want to answer all of the above :P
My laptop is in the process of dying as we speak, she's in such bad shape after a tumble to the floor that she's being held together by electrical tape :'(
YardenBeep's avatar
Man i remember when i dropped my PSP into the toilet.... i was a mess, but its okay cuz later nothing happened to it :D
VercheLicious's avatar
In this case, my notebook had died twice.
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Limaria's avatar
Actually, my rather geriatric laptop is about to pass into whichever realm electronic devices go after death and therefore I'm pretty up to date with backups (nothing to really worry about if it dies). Soooo, I'll give it's brave frame (literally dragged it across the world for six years) a last hug and then move on to find another companion :)
Rivenis's avatar
porn all the way :D
CrazyLilAnnie's avatar
I picked freak out on the hardwood floor. I'd probably have a little bit of a breakdown and start frantically thinking if I was smart enough to back up my files somewhere. Then I'd have myself a little cry followed my more freaking out and screaming of profanities.
bunny-nya's avatar
WHAAATTT how come i can't choose all of them?! QAQ
B3DH3AD's avatar
I'd do a combination of two :>
fivemoon's avatar
I'm a little disappointed that the porn option is so low. :<

8% guys? really? I THINK SOME OF YOU ARE LYING. >:V
Luna-Moon777's avatar
all of the options are so...XD
illictic's avatar
L-LAPTOP!!!

NO!!

WHY!!
*sobs GREAT BIG TEARS* LAPTOP WHY
WHY DON'T YOU EXIST ;A;
cjtremlett's avatar
When my laptop did just that recently, I was begging it to be okay. Out loud, with tears and everything. Fortunately, it's fine. Well, the toggle switch thing for wireless broke off, but I hated that thing anyway.
nyunyu-chan's avatar
Be in denial for several days, stare blankly at the screen. Mourn for 3 months then start oogling apple's macbook pros...My acer wasn't well for a while it's out of its misery.. haha... ;__;
OH! also get mad that I couldn't save ANYTHING off the harddrive
HappyStance's avatar
But I have a desktop!
Silverblade-kun's avatar
Dissect it and use its innards to create a Frankenstein laptop.
gentletrees's avatar
by forcing me to decide for one answer you just ripped my heart out and step danced on it. and then you put it back in my chest so it would pound so damn fast (from still beating in that step dance rythm), that it makes me think i'm having a heart attack.
IvyTinwe's avatar
Funny question, but I checked the last option as I rarely use a laptop.
But, if my boyfriend's laptop would die, I would caress it in my arms and cry huge tears.
yezz123yezz's avatar
cursed like hell :P
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