HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR TOFU?
ON YOUR BED COVERED IN ROSE PETALS AND SURROUNDED BY SCENTED CANDLES
SO, how do you feel about your nose
| 2175 votes
- I LOVE MY SEXY NOSE.
- NOSE, Y U SO UGLY?!
- VOLDEMORT NOSE, PLZ THNX.
- I WISH I HAD LIKE... 990832049832 NOSES BECAUSE I LOVE MINE SO MUCH.
Your laptop has just made a suicidal head dive for the ...
| 2004 votes
- SNAP IT IN HALF SO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO SUFFER ANY LONGER. U __U
- CARRESS IT AND PROFESS YOUR LOVE WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN YOUR FACE.
- TAKE IT TO ONE LAST ROMANTIC PICNIC IN THE PARK WITH THE SUN SETTING BEHIND YOU TWO.
- KILL YOURSELF AS WELL SO YOU MAY DIE BY ITS SIDE.
- MOVE ON TO THE NEXT HOT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY. <;
- WATCH AS MUCH PORN AS YOU CAN ON IT BEFORE IT DIES. VIRUSES? NO BIGGIE.
- KICK AND PUNCH AT THE BASTARD OF A HARDWOOD FLOOR UNTIL YOU ARE A BLOODY MESS.
- W-WHA... I DON'T EVEN....? TOFU, GO GET SOME MENTAL HELP....
LOOOOOOOLLLL My husband saw just the choices for the poll but not the beginning and he was like wait wtf? And when I showed him the question he goes "At first I thought it was about sex but then I was like ...deep fried?"