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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR TOFU?

  |  1875 votes
  • SILKEN
  • FIRM
  • FERMENTED
  • ON YOUR BED COVERED IN ROSE PETALS AND SURROUNDED BY SCENTED CANDLES
  • DEEP FRIED

SO, how do you feel about your nose

  |  2175 votes
  • I LOVE MY SEXY NOSE.
  • NOSE, Y U SO UGLY?!
  • VOLDEMORT NOSE, PLZ THNX.
  • I WISH I HAD LIKE... 990832049832 NOSES BECAUSE I LOVE MINE SO MUCH.

Your laptop has just made a suicidal head dive for the ...

  |  2004 votes
  • SNAP IT IN HALF SO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO SUFFER ANY LONGER. U __U
  • CARRESS IT AND PROFESS YOUR LOVE WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN YOUR FACE.
  • TAKE IT TO ONE LAST ROMANTIC PICNIC IN THE PARK WITH THE SUN SETTING BEHIND YOU TWO.
  • KILL YOURSELF AS WELL SO YOU MAY DIE BY ITS SIDE.
  • MOVE ON TO THE NEXT HOT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY. <;
  • WATCH AS MUCH PORN AS YOU CAN ON IT BEFORE IT DIES. VIRUSES? NO BIGGIE.
  • KICK AND PUNCH AT THE BASTARD OF A HARDWOOD FLOOR UNTIL YOU ARE A BLOODY MESS.
  • W-WHA... I DON'T EVEN....? TOFU, GO GET SOME MENTAL HELP....

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