Steven: As the son of Rose Quartz's, former leader of the Crystal gems, I have been empowered to read Rose Quartz's Last Will and Temperament.
Ruby: Well get on with it, Sapphire and I have a date soon.
Pearl: Oh, poor, dear Rose! Waaaa!
Amethyst: There, there, Pearl. Don't have to cry about it.
Garnet: God, how predictably boring.
Sapphire: I never fought for a kinder and supportive woman.
Steven: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.
Garnet: I knew it.
Ruby: Heh heh heh heh.
Steven: "I, Rose Quartz, being of sound mind and a body of illusion..."
Ruby: That's a laugh!
Steven: "...do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows.
To my overly thirsty fighter, Pearl..."
Amethyst: P, he's talking about us.