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I totally blame :iconssj3sunny: for mentioning a rhyming tree in Dragon Age Origins. :laughing: (That last line was hard!)


Weapons of choice: pervy brain and Microsoft Notepad
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What's a "peen?" LOL

Nice job!
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tirsdenHobbyist General Artist
:XD: something you have and something I wish I had? :laughing:

Danke! :giggle:
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PAHAHAHAHA! niiiiiice! :P :P :rofl:
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tirsdenHobbyist General Artist
:bow: I do try.
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CaterinaKnightHobbyist General Artist
hehehe
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SaphirokoHobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHA! It was so hard not to laugh in the middle of people presenting their Photoshop finals. :rofl:
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tirsdenHobbyist General Artist
:lmao: Awesome. I should probably say I'm sorry, but I won't. :XD: :bow:
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*evil laugh* lol awesome poem
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tirsdenHobbyist General Artist
:bow: I wonder what his mail-order bride will think of his pr0n habit? :laughing:
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lol ummm let me help you
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tirsdenHobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHA. maybe she likes cosplay. >3
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