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There once was a fellow from Bailey
Who had to have massive porn daily.
He sat by his screen,
And played with his peen,
Then ordered a bride through the maily.
I totally blame :iconssj3sunny: for mentioning a rhyming tree in Dragon Age Origins. :laughing: (That last line was hard!)


Weapons of choice: pervy brain and Microsoft Notepad
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:icongeak-of-nature:
Geak-of-Nature Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
What's a "peen?" LOL

Nice job!
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:icontirsden:
tirsden Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: something you have and something I wish I had? :laughing:

Danke! :giggle:
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CaterinaKnight Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
PAHAHAHAHA! niiiiiice! :P :P :rofl:
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:icontirsden:
tirsden Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:bow: I do try.
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:iconcaterinaknight:
CaterinaKnight Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe
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:iconsaphiroko:
Saphiroko Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHA! It was so hard not to laugh in the middle of people presenting their Photoshop finals. :rofl:
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:icontirsden:
tirsden Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao: Awesome. I should probably say I'm sorry, but I won't. :XD: :bow:
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:iconssj3sunny:
ssj3sunny Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2009
*evil laugh* lol awesome poem
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:icontirsden:
tirsden Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:bow: I wonder what his mail-order bride will think of his pr0n habit? :laughing:
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:iconssj3sunny:
ssj3sunny Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2009
lol ummm let me help you
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:icontirsden:
tirsden Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHA. maybe she likes cosplay. >3
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