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One-Minute Melee: Peko Pekoyama VS Tashigi
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(Pacific Ocean; Military Ship)

Floating over the wide and vast ocean was a ship. However, it wasn’t anything like a luxury or a transport ship, but a military ship. Used to naval battles. Now you would think that this ship would be full of the navy. However, it wasn’t. Indeed, it was run by fifteen teenagers. Fifteen extraordinary teenagers, but still teenagers.
They were Class 77, one of the many classes from the elite school, Hope’s Peak Academy. Ironically, there were also used to be the Remnants of Despairs, employed underneath the living embodiment of despair herself, Junko Enoshima. Fortunately all of them had been rehabilitated and now they were making for what they had done to the world.
One of said students was inside of the ship while looking over their current supplies. She was a girl who had grey hair hair tied in
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One-Minute Melee: Bear Hugger VS Tiny
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(Canada; Forest)

Forestry has always been a major contributor to Canada’s economy so it was one of the more noticeable things about the country. A land full of large of pine, spruce and of course, maple trees.
Inside of one of the many forests was a small house. Said house didn’t look that good, but it was serviceable enough and has a nice view. However, not everyone said that house that that way as they looked at said building.
There were a bunch of demolition workers standing in front of the house. Leading the pack was a man who looked much different from the rest of them. He was an out-of-shape man with dark hair and a matching moustache. He had on a gold monocle, green boxing gloves with yellow dollars of them and purple pants held up by yellow suspenders which had dollars bills sticking out. Yeah, he was trying WAY too hard to lo
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Literature
The Rise Of A Hope-Crushing 'Hero'
The sun was now setting in a bustling city. It was a normal day for everyone. Whether it was for work, school or just whatever. The orange light illuminated the city, making a beautiful sight. It was also helped by the large, powerful presence of a statue in the city square.
Said statue was of a fallen hero. Someone who had fought against the crimes of the city and saved many people’s lives. Unfortunately, he died by the hands of a gang. It was a tragic time for everyone involved. That was when a statue was built in his honor.
The city square was going around as usual. One particular teenaged girl was walking through the arena while getting her texts on a smartphone.
“Ugh… Typical. That creep kept finding new ways to hit on me…” She muttered. “Who even keep changes phones just to text someone who keeps blocking them? Why waste that many phones and money?”
The girl then lets out a deep sigh before getting ready to block the boy. Again. Sooner or
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One-Minute Melee: El Fuerte VS El Stingray
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(Mexico; Wrestling Arena)

Mexico is known for several things. Burritos and tacos. The Day of the Dead. Mariachi music. It was a country full of colorful culture. However, while their customs were mostly harmless, they were some that specialize in combat. In particular, masked luchadores.
Masked wrestlers or to be specific, practitioners of lucha libre, who instead of focusing on hard-hitting moves and grapples like other wrestlers, but random high-flying, fast and flashy attacks that seemed more to play to the crowd.
And we were about to witness a match between two of them. A referee stood inside of the ring while holding a microphone in front of a cheering crowd.
“Ladies and gentlemen, senors and senoritas!” The referee announced. “Let’s get ready to rumble!”
The cheering crowd somehow got even larger.
“Now we h
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One-Minute Melee: Captain Novolin VS Wii Fit
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(Wii Fit Studio)

The Wii Fit Trainer laid on her rear while doing some leg stretches as usual. It was a normal day in the Wii Fit Studio. She had just finished teaching her yoga class and was done with the regular classes for the day. However, today, she actually had some kind of special task.
She had been asked by someone to give a private one-on-one lesson. Now doing one-on-one lessons wasn’t a rare thing for her. However, this one was different. She was actually asked to do this private lesson by a MAYOR. He had asked her that one of his friends wanted to get some special lessons. She never played favourites, but she couldn’t help, but feel honored that a politician had actually asked her to do a lesson.
She continued to do her leg stretches. Suddenly, she heard the door opened up. Raising an eyebrow, she looked down towards said door, won
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One-Minute Melee: Mr. Julius VS Super Macho Man
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(WVBA Gym)

The gym of the WVBA, also known as the World Video Boxing Association was full of activity as always. As it was such a large association, it had a lot of boxers and as such were at least always a decently large group preoccupying it.
Training was going as normally as always. Doc Louis was giving Little Mac advice on both boxing and to join Club Nintendo, Great Tiger was floating in midair while meditating, Glass Joe was attempting to punch a punching bag only for said bag to punch him back. Yeah, nothing out of the usual.
That was until the door opened up. Normally, most of the boxers wouldn’t notice, but people are quick to see a large statue on top of a push trolley. Almost immediately, the boxers (and Doc Louis) stopped what they were doing as they made their way towards said statue. Said status was of a muscular man with a
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One-Minute Melee: Roberto Miura VS Soccer Kid
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(Brazil; Hall-Of-Fame)

Soccer. Football. Futbol. No matter how what it was called, it was a popular sport all over the world. Particularly the United Kingdom, Mexico and Brazil. And as expected, all three countries had a lot of soccer trophies. However, Brazil had a particular large one that they keep in their sports Hall-Of-Fame.
But it was about to be under attack and only a select few knew about this. Out of said few were a couple of high-school students. The first one was clad in a white baseball uniform with brown spiky hair and a large red bat on his back. The second one was dressed like a soccer goalkeeper with a blue and yellow color scheme and brown hair with a blue visor covering his eyes.
The baseball player was rushing up the stairs while the soccer player looked on in exasperation.
“Shoma, are you SURE that the trophy
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One-Minute Melee: Frankie Foster VS Vicky
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(Dimmsdale; Vicky’s House)

All Frankie Foster saw was darkness. And all she felt was pain. She didn’t know what had happened to her. All she could remember was that she was escorting her grandma who had tickets to a major football game at the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. However, while going to the bathroom, she was grabbed from behind and left a cloth over his mouth which had an obnoxiously sweet smell. Before she could question if it was chloroform, she passed out.
She groaned before fluttering her eyes open to see the blurry view of a dark room. She then tried to hold her head in an attempt to stop the throbbing. Only to find that she couldn’t move it. In fact, she couldn’t move a single limb. She looked around to see that she was shackled by her limbs to a table.
Frankie’s pupils shrank at this as she looked around. S
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One-Minute Melee: Leomon VS Taurus
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(Digital World; Cave)

Inside of the computerized large Digital World, there was a big event. Apparently, there was some kind of contest to find a certain jewel in one of the many miner caves. Now this was a world where different tamers could come from the real world to explore the Digital World anytime they want so of course, adventurous kids would want to enter.
After being shown access from a couple of guards, they were allowed to enter the cave. Needless to say, both guards were quite large and imposing. The first one was a muscular anthro lion wearing dark pants with his upper body exposed and had a sheathed sword on his back. The second one was a large centaur-like creature wearing black and red armor on his body and he wielded a bow.
“Okay, you are clear. You may go in.” The lion said to a young boy with a small yellow dinos
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One-Minute Melee: Bandeiras Hattori VS Chipp
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(Brazil; Rooftops)

It was nighttime in the vast and large land of Brazil. It was a full moon and its huge light had illuminated the dark sky, casting light on tropical country. Normally, whenever someone looks at their sky, they could see nothing, but beauty. However, all one person could see was sadness. And homesickness.
On top of one of the many rooftops of a small town, someone looked up at the moon with an upset look on their face. Their outfit consisted of a black sleeveless top and white pants and had white spiky hair. Around his wrist was a blade.
Chipp Zanuff let out a deep sigh. “This is getting out-of-control…”
The rumors of various portals appearing out of nowhere was around from the start. However, it seems to be getting worse with several people disappearing. First, it was the tuner, Kum Haeyhun and then it was
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One-Minute Melee: Capriccio VS Mudman
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(Papua New Guinea; Native Village)

It was a beautiful day in the tropical country of Papua New Guinea. The sun was shining brightly, complicating the lush jungle and the jovial mood of its native citizens. One particular person was showing off their happiness by dancing to their god.
Mudman, the shaman and witch doctor was doing one of his daily holy dances to the shrine, Fahfar. Due to his adventures (and/or misadventures) in other timelines, he hardly had any time to dance for him. That and he really likes to dance.
Suddenly, he had the sound of footsteps. Stopping his dance, he saw two natives running over.
Mudman then narrowed the eyes of his mask (don’t try to apply logic.) “What is it? You know that I was dancing to our god.”
“T-There is some kind of monster shaman!” The first native pointed out.
Mudman’s mask eyes widened.
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Danganronpa Sanguine Sin: Episode 2 Killer's FTEs
(Interview #1)
Yasunari sheepishly fiddled with his fingers together. Akasuki paused.
“Um, you could start any time now.” Akasuki urged.
“Um, yeah, I don’t know how.” Yasunari said, scratching the back of his head.
“Aw, come on!” Akasuki scolded. “Everyone has something to talk about!”
“Well, I am just not the talkative person.” Yasunari shrugged. “Besides, don’t you realize ask me the question?”
“That is EXACTLY the point!” Akasuki scolded. “To make you have your own decisions.”
“It is fine, Akasuki. I do not mind.” Yasunari reassured.
Akasuki shook her head. “There is a fine line between being open-minded and being a doormat.”
Yasunari paused.
“Look, how about this?” Akasuki asked. “I will give you one question. ONE question. And we will how far you will go from there.”
“Um, okay.” Yasunari said.
“Okay!
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Danganronpa Sanguine Sin Episode 2 Victim's FTEs
(Interview #1)
“Welp, are you ready!?” Akasuki said, enthusiastically.
Kosho crossed his arms with a grumpy expression. “...No.”
“Aw, come on! Don’t be like that!” Akasuki scolded. “We are partners, aren’t we? We should at least know each other more!”
“This sounds like more of an excuse for me to continue this interview…” Kosho muttered.
“Your point?” Akasuki countered.
Kosho just rolled his eyes. “Ugh… Fine. Where do you want me to start?”
“Well, your work life, duh!” Akasuki pointed out.
Kosho just sighed. “Well, you know when that time I found out that murderer at my school? Because of that, the unit that my father works with wanted to be on the team.”
“Oh, wow! What an honor!” Akasuki said with sparkling eyes.
“Hey, hey.” Kosho said, rubbing his head. “It is not that impressive. At least at first, they only brought
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One-Minute Melee: May VS Mighty Kongman
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(Neuestadt; Coliseum)

There was a big event happening in the capital of Fitzgald. There was a true challenger who was eager to beat the arena. Now at first, most people had betted against said challenger because of how young they looked. However, they were quickly proved wrong when said challenger had literally powered through the competition.
A barbarian crashed onto their face. Said barbarian had tried to prop themselves up on their hands, but fell onto her feet. His opponent just smirked as their success. Said opponent was actually a petite young brunette dressed in a bright orange pirate’s outfit. However, despite said petite size she carried around a large anchor as if it was nothing.
The crowd then cheered on the girl. Said girl beamed as she energetically waved her free hand to the audience. However, she was focusing on a pa
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Danganronpa Sanguine Sin: Episode 2 Trial 6
Everyone then proceeded to place their votes on who they believe was the killer. However, just because this wasn’t their first time, it wasn’t easy. Soon, the roulette had started to spin. It then stopped on Yasunari, resulting another stream of coins.
Monokuma then jumped up from his chair. “Congratulations! You had once again voted correctly! The killer is indeed Yasunari Kitagawa!”
Just like before, everyone stayed silent. Yasunari just scoffed while shifting his eyes to the side.
“Oh, and unlike last time, it wasn’t unanimous.” Monokuma explained. “Eizo has gotten a vote.”
“Oh dear… Now where could THAT vote could have came from?” The artist smirked.
Yasunari glared at Eizo. “Fuck off… Just… Fuck off…”
“Oh great, another personality. The emo personality.” Joben muttered.
“Kaga, Masaki, please.” Yumisa scolded.
Fumiko then crossed her arms. “Kitagawa, y
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Danganronpa Sanguine Sin Episode 2 Trial 5
Everyone continued to look thunderstruck by the sudden change of the accused. Going from passive to abrasive to passive again to confident in the span of a couple of minutes.
Eizo then narrowed his eyes. “Okay… PLEASE tell me that I am not the only one who found this suspicious!”
Yasunari scratched the back of his head. “That is a weird word to use.”
Eizo crossed his arms. “What is?”
“Suspicious. I mean, don’t understand. I could see you view of my rant as angry, uncalled for, disrespectful, mean and downright unnecessary.” Yasunari admitted. “But suspicious?”
“You acted like a lunatic just now. When you are the prime suspect!” Eizo countered.
Yasunari crossed his arms. “Excuse me for pointing fingers, but by THAT logic, we should had voted for Akasuki and get us all killed a long time ago.”
Akasuki narrowed her eyes at this.
“And besides, Shina has been a hindrance to us the entire ca
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Island Mode: Reynard Boulder
Island mode: 18 students from Hope's Peak Academy find themselves stranded on an unknown place called Angelonia Islands. However, there's no indication of what to do on the island, so the students decide that the best course of action is to live a harmonious, communal life on the Angelonia Islands. The perspective is through Verity Asgard, the Ultimate Attorney, who decides to befriend everyone on the island through the course of 6 free time events, only for them to break down and reveal their secrets and receive a hug and moral support from Verity. 
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Location: Trees
Verity looks around in the forest. She sees a large boy with messy blond hair, wearing a green coat. His back is faced to Verity, so she can't see his face.
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Island Mode: Keung Liu
Island mode: 18 students from Hope's Peak Academy find themselves stranded on an unknown place called Angelonia Islands. However, there's no indication of what to do on the island, so the students decide that the best course of action is to live a harmonious, communal life on the Angelonia Islands. The perspective is through Verity Asgard, the Ultimate Attorney, who decides to befriend everyone on the island through the course of 6 free time events, only for them to break down and reveal their secrets and receive a hug and moral support from Verity. 
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Location: Trees
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!! 115 WATCHERS RAFFLE !! (closed)
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C) 3-character color/style study

 
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Pokemon: An Unlikely Pairing
The busy streets of Lumiose City were lit up with people walking around, talking about either what they want to do with their days, whether it would be shopping, hanging out at one of the local coffee shops, or even just battling somewhere off the streets with their Pokémon, it was an easy day for everyone.
But there was one trainer who was walking out of the city's Pokémon Center, having just obtained the recent badge from the town, the Voltage Badge. The blue haired boy with green eyes, an orange shirt and red shorts, took a deep breath as he sighed. Searby never thought that he would get this far in his journey, but to his surprise, with the team he had gathered, he was proud to say that he had managed to do quite well in his challenges. As he decided to go out into the town square, he sat down on the bench as he released the six Pokémon from his Poke Balls. His team, consisting of a Delphox, Golduck, Pancham, Zangoose, Seviper and Steelix.
Searby looked around, smili
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(Pacific Ocean; Military Ship)


Floating over the wide and vast ocean was a ship. However, it wasn’t anything like a luxury or a transport ship, but a military ship. Used to naval battles. Now you would think that this ship would be full of the navy. However, it wasn’t. Indeed, it was run by fifteen teenagers. Fifteen extraordinary teenagers, but still teenagers.

They were Class 77, one of the many classes from the elite school, Hope’s Peak Academy. Ironically, there were also used to be the Remnants of Despairs, employed underneath the living embodiment of despair herself, Junko Enoshima. Fortunately all of them had been rehabilitated and now they were making for what they had done to the world.

One of said students was inside of the ship while looking over their current supplies. She was a girl who had grey hair hair tied in two braided pigtails and glasses over her red eyes. She wore a dark green sailor fuku with a thigh-long skirt. She had a serious look on her face.

While she was searching, her heightened senses had picked rushing footsteps from behind her. Turning around, she saw a blonde young woman rushing in an elegant fashion while dressed in a green school uniform that looked foreign.

“Hm? What is it, Sonia?” The grey-haired woman asked.

She then noticed that her friend looked really worried.

“We are under attack!” The blonde girl exclaimed.

The grey-haired woman’s eyes bugged out. “What!?”

“Indeed! By some kind of marines!” Sonia explained. “Come, Peko! We need all we could get!”

The grey-haired woman didn’t needed to be told twice as she reached to the side of the ground and grabbed a wooden katana before getting up. She then followed Sonia up the stairs and onto the deck.

After a couple of minutes later, they finally arrived on the deck. There, Peko found all of her classmates (and Hinata Hajime) were already there. It was then Peko’s eyes bugged out. A giant wooden ship as if from the old days.

On it were a bunch of men and women wearing sailor outfits and wielding swords and guns. Two particular people had stood out. The first one was a muscular man with white hair, two smoking cigars in his mouth and have his upper body exposed save for a winter jacket. The second one was a slender dark-haired woman with glasses and a white coat over a purple floral shirt.

“What the fuck do you want!?” Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu snapped.

“Don’t play dumb!” The smoker shot back. “You are under arrest, Remnants of Despair!”

Everyone winced before looking at each other in worry. However, Hajime Hinata sensed that something was up.

“Now hold on!” Hajime called out. “Who are you!?”

“I am Vice Admiral Smoker!” The smoker introduced before looking at the bespectacled woman. “And this is Captain Tashigi.”

Tashigi just gave a stern nod. “And we are from the marines! When we had seen about you had done to this world!”

“What kind of marines dress like sailors!” Hiyoko taunted. “Seriously, for a “Vice Admiral”, you look like a pervert!”

The marina’s eyes bugged out at this.

“What!?” Smoker exclaimed.

“Yeah, look at you running around with a shirt!” Hiyoko said in disgust. “You are trying WAY too hard to show off your muscles!”

“Now, now, he looks just fine!” Teruteru piped up before licking his lips. “In fact, he could afford to show off more!”

Smoker grunted in disgust and anger.

The Imposter shook his head. “Crude comments aside, Hiyoko has a point. What you are wearing is clearly not standard uniform.”

Smoker just scoffed. “Maybe in THIS world.”

Everyone blinked twice.

“Wait, what?” Kazuichi Souda asked, blinking twice.

“Yes, this is not our normal world.” Smoker elaborated before narrowing his eyes. “But that doesn’t mean I would let scum like you run back!”

“Woah, woah, woah, time out!” Ibuki yelled, making a “T” with her hands. “You can’t tell us that you are from another world and just leave it at that!”

Tashigi sheepishly looked to the side. “It’s… Surprisingly more common than you would think.”

“But whatever, regardless you believe us or not, we will capture you and send you in to the authorities!” Smoker challenged, pointing his jitte.

Nekomaru just scoffed. “Tch. Says the guy who is poisoning his lungs with not one, but TWO cigars.”

Smoker froze in his place, still keeping his stern expression, getting memories of a certain British pole-fighter.

“Okay, you know what, screw it.” Smoker said, quickly as if the sentence was actually a long word.

With that, he sent his free fist out and sent out a stream of smoke forward. Everyone’s eyes bugged out at this and Nekomaru took the attack head-on before flying back and crashing into the wall of the superstructure.

“NEKOMARU!” The students of Class 77 screamed before running over to their dazed classmates.

While everyone was distracted, Smoker then sent his arms on the ground, creating a bunch of smoke that surrounded the marines’ feet. The smoke actually acted as a platform as it floated the marines by and made their way over the ocean and towards the distracted teenagers.

“Um, terrorists or not, don’t you think you are a little TOO eager to attack?” Tashigi asked.

“That was the second time a punk think he have the higher ground to scold ME on what is right.” Smoker muttered.

Tashigi just shook her head before focusing on her target: Fuyuhiko. The yakuza boss looked up to only for his good eye to bug out.

CLASH!

Tashigi’s eyes widened as it clashed against another blade as the fight between Class 77 and the marines started. Peko’s wooden katana. The green-clad woman glared daggers into Tashigi’s eyes.

“H-How could a metal katana be blocked by a WOODEN one?” Tashigi asked in disbelief.

Fuyuhiko just narrowed his eyes. “That is the skill of the Ultimate Swordswoman.”

Tashigi’s eyes widened in shock and disgust. “Such a high-esteemed title and you waste it by becoming terrorists! I will have your sword!”

Peko just scoffed before looking back at Fuyuhiko. “Stay back, Fuyuhiko. I could sense her skill.”

The blonde young man nodded his head sternly. “Be careful, Peko.”

With that, he had ran off to help some of his other classmates. Tashigi and Peko then broke away from each other before getting into a stance while glaring at each other.

WHO WILL BE THE MISTRESS OF THE PARTIALLY-BLIND BLADE!?
FIGHT!

(60 Seconds)


Tashigi and Peko had both rushed at each other so that they get attacked by their respective opposing side. The two then clashed blades with each other while getting into a power struggle. However, after a few moments, it quickly seemed like they were evenly matched. They then broke away from each other and started to swing their respective blades at each other.

This resulted in their blades constantly clashing with each other, sending in a firework display of sparks. After this, they got into another power struggle resulting in more sparks flying about while glaring at each other. However, Peko had seen an opening and put her strength into all of a shove, pushing Tashigi in the side of the superstructure. Peko then ran over to take advantage of her dazed opponent.

Only for Tashigi to snap out of her daze in time and flipped backwards, managing to kick herself of the superstructure and fly over Peko to do a downwards slash on her way over. While startled, Peko narrowed her eyes and raised her katana to block the sword. However, Tashigi made up for the blocked attack by landing into a crouching position and doing a sweep kick.

The attack was a success as Peko was taken off of her feet. However, the green-clad woman just self-righted herself by putting her free hand and flipping back onto her feet. Just in time to block a slash from Tashigi. However, said slash had sent Peko staggering back, giving Tashigi the chance to kick Peko in the stomach, knocking her away and sending her sprawling on her back.

(50 Seconds)

Tashigi then ran over before jumping up into the air and doing a downwards slash. Peko then rolled backwards, narrowly avoiding the attack. Peko then lunged forward with a series of stabs. However, Tashigi had thought quickly did a series of parries, manages to block every single one. Tashigi then jumped back away from Peko who just stopped her barrage and ran after her.

However, Tashigi then did a horizontal wave, sending out a wave of green energy. While startled, Peko thought quickly and blocked the wave. However, that was what Tashigi was hoping for as she leapt high over Peko while she was still blocking the projectile and slashed her hard in the back. Tashigi cried out in pain and she fell forward on the ground. Tashigi then ran over to continue the assault.

However, despite the cut on her back, Peko had found herself kicking her foot back and catching Tashigi in the stomach, forcing the marine to stagger back. Peko then quickly got back up to her feet and turned around to strike at Tashigi. However, the latter had recovered and then quickly blocked the blow. The two swordswomen then glared at each other for a moment.

“Peko, look out!”

“Tashigi, get out of there!”

The two swordswomen’s eyes widened before looking in the direction of the voice to see the terrified and concerned faces of some of the Class 77 and even Smoker. They then looked down to see a miniature toy version of Nekomaru on its back. Peko’s eyes bugged out, realizing that this was one of Kazuichi’s bombs and tried to jump out of the way, but it was too late.

BOOM!

(40 Seconds)

Everyone looked in horror as the bomb exploded and sent both swordswoman flying towards the superstructure and crashing against it before falling to the ground while losing both of their glasses. Peko groaned as she propped herself up using her katana. Suddenly, she felt a presence coming towards her. Acting quickly, she pointed her katana dangerously close to the target’s neck while casting them a death glare.

“Oh, that is so like you, Peko!” The figure beamed, sounding unnervingly cheery. “Even when you make a mistake, you still look so fierce and professional!”

The green-clad woman’s eyes bugged out. “Ack! N-Nagito, I am sorry! I would never do that in such a serious situation!”

Then, Peko’s ears had picked up something. Acting quickly, she shoved Nagito away from her and quickly blocked the incoming katana strike. Both she and Tashigi then went into another power struggle. Yes, their glasses may be gone and their vision was severely impaired, but they were far from helpless.

”Can’t use too wide slashes or I might cut my allies by mistake.” Tashigi and Peko both thought.

Peko made the first move by rushing forward and slashing forward so that none of Tashigi’s allies could sneak up on her. The marina quickly blocked the blow and they had gotten into another power struggle. This time, their respective enemies had decided to sneak up on them. Akane, the Imposter and Ibuki had decided to sneak on Tashigi while some of the marines had decided to sneak on Peko.

However, that was a mistake as both swordswomen had sensed their respective attackers’ footsteps and broke away to deal with them. Tashigi had easily sent Akane flying away with one good slash. Ibuki yelped before raising her guitar to block the slash, but once unable to do anything to the kick to the stomach. The Imposter actually managed to do a few own blocks on his own, but was easily knocked away. Meanwhile, Tashigi had sent the marines flying back.

(30 Seconds)

Realizing how dangerous it was to be partially-blind in a big brawl like this, Tashigi ran towards Peko (or rather where she last clashed against her). However, the green-clad woman had heard coming and raised her blade to block the attack. The two then got into another power struggle, this time while RUNNING away from the brawl. Less chance of slashing their own allies.

Gundam looked away from the brawl to see the two women. His eyes bugged out. “ACK! Mistress of the Blade, watch out for the...!”

That was when Tashigi and Peko had both tripped over something, making Gundam wince.

“...Turret.”

Tashigi and Peko groaned after crashing onto the ground. Their blades had been scattered from away from them so they were forced to go scan around the ground for them. Soon, they had both grabbed onto a blade. The handle of Tashigi’s blade at the same time. When they realized what had happened, they growled before attempted to punch each other, trying to make them drop the blade.

“Drop it!” Tashigi demanded. “That is my blade!”

“Well, it will have to do until further notice!” Peko shot back.

The fight over the blade had continued on for a while. However, Tashigi had got into one good punch on Peko and knocked her to the ground. While said punch hurt, the green-clad woman had jumped flipped onto her feet with Tashigi pointed her katana at her. The marine then ran over and did a horizontal slash which Peko had jumped up. Tashigi had continued on with the assault. Soon, she had managed to slash Peko’s arm, forcing the latter to grip her arm in pain.”

“Surrender!” Tashigi ordered.

Peko just growled. “Never.”

“Suit yourself!”

With that, Tashigi had ran forward. While seeing holding her wound, Peko had just leapt back to avoid the blow. Only to end up tripping up on something and falling onto her back. Not expecting this, Tashigi had ran forward and ended up tripping over PEKO and was flying and screaming onto her back. Once again, the two swordswomen had ended up groaning in pain and embarrassment.

(20 Seconds)

Peko the feels forwards for what she had tripped on. It was a familiar wooden feel. Her katana. Acting quickly, she got up to her feet while Tashigi was recovering. The marine then took a series of strikes to her body. Tashigi grunted in pain before sensing an attack and quickly blocking it with her own katana before kicking her foot out and catching Peko in the stomach.

As Peko staggered, Tashigi had ran forward to continue the assault. But Peko had snapped out of her daze and blocked the attack. The two swordswomen then jumped back and proceeded to lunging at each other. They then proceeded to become blurs that kept clashing with each other and causing a firework display of sparks. If everyone was watching, they had assumed it was the wind fighting with itself.

Then, one blur had knocked the other blur into the superstructure, revealing the latter one to be Peko. The green-clad woman winced before in pain. Her eyes then bugged out after sensing her opponent coming. After quickly, she took around and RAN UP the superstructure, just in time for Tashigi to harmlessly slash the side of the wall. Hearing Peko’s footsteps, she gave chase running up the superstructure as well.

Peko heard that Tashigi was chasing after her so she then flipped back and did a downwards slash forward. After quickly, Tashigi then leapt off and blocked the attack in midair. The two swordswomen then constantly clashed towards each other while falling down to the ground. When the both of them had gotten close enough, they lunged at each other in midair, clashing with each other and ended up on opposite sides.

(10 Seconds)

Tashigi and Peko turned around and glared at each other. Peko then rushed over. Tashigi just narrowed her eyes before doing a slash to block the attack. However, she wasn’t expecting to plant the katana on the ground and then perched on top of it. And when Tashigi’s blade had touched Peko’s blade, it fell off. However, that was that the green-clad woman was hoping for as she kicked the blade right towards Tashigi’s head, causing the marine to stagger back.

(5 Seconds)

While still in midair, Peko grabbed her katana quickly doing an upwards spinning slash, sending Tashigi flying in air.

(4 Seconds)

Peko then spun upwards, striking Tashigi a few more times.

(3 Seconds)

Peko then did a series of stabs to Tashigi’s airborne body.

(2 Seconds)

Peko then pulled her katana over her head.

(1 Second)

Peko then swung her katana down as hard as she could onto Tashigi, sending the latter soaring towards the ground and actually making an unsightly dent in the ship where she lay unmoving.

KO!

Peko glared down Tashigi (or rather the direction where she fell down) for a moment. Once she confirmed that she couldn’t hear any movement from her, she confirmed that she was down.

“You were skilled. But not skilled enough.” Peko said.

“Peko!”

The Ultimate Swordswoman’s eyes widened before looking in the direction of the voice. She could recognise that voice, anyway.

“Fuyuhiko!” Peko exclaimed.

“I got your glasses!” The yakuza shouted.

Peko sighed in relief. “Oh, thank goodness. To say that it was a major disadvantage was an understatement.”

Soon, Fuyuhiko had finally reached Peko and gave her glasses before putting it on, making her world crystal clear again. She sighed in relief before looking in the direction of Tashigi.

“Wow, she must be fucking strong.” Fuyuhiko noted.

“She is.” Peko confirmed before shaking her head. “But she is down now so let’s join the battle.”

Fuyuhiko just smirked. “Don’t need to. We won!”

Peko’s eyes lit up. “Oh?”

“Yep! Knocked out every one of those bastards!” Fuyuhiko confirmed. However, his smirk vanished. “Unfortunately, that smoking fucker is still fighting and he ain’t giving up!”

Peko narrowed her eyes. “Then, let’s provide assistance.”

Fuyuhiko nodded his head before the two made their way back to the others. As Fuyuhiko explained, all of the marines were out cold and Smoker was surrounded by the rest of Class 77. Despite this, Smoker still looked rearing to go. He then looked up to see Fuyuhiko and Peko rushing over.

“Even TASHIGI fell?” Smoker asked in disbelief. “I knew that you guys were strong, but what are you!?”

“Ultimates.” Hajime said, matter-of-factly.

“Look, I don’t know on how other worlds work, but aren’t you outside of your jurisdiction?” Ibuki asked.

Smoker just scoffed. “I don’t have to tell you anything!”

“Fine! We will just beat you down and then have Teruteru interrogate you!” Hiyoko scoffed.

Teruteru grinned as this while rubbing his hands together. “Ooh, I like the sound of that…”

Smoker grunted in disgust. “Stay away from me!”

“Look, just be open with us!” Mahiru scolded. “Seriously, who knows maybe we could get you home!”

Smoker again scoffed. “I don’t need your help to get home. I…”

He then froze in realization. Everyone looked on in confusion. Suddenly, Smoker then slapped his face before spreading it down his face. He then looked at Peko who raised an eyebrow.

“...I hate the Battle of the Luminaries.” He muttered.

Everyone looked at each other bewildered.

This melee’s winner is..

PEKO PEKOYAMA
One-Minute Melee: Peko Pekoyama VS Tashigi
As some of you had guessed by my fangan, Sanguine Sin, I am a huge Danganronpa fan so naturally I want to write for one in an One-Minute Melee even though Danganronpa is not that type of video game. When looking for potential fighters, I immediately thought Tashigi when I got to Peko.

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HINT FOR SEASON FINALE: Remember when that baseball fight from last season was light-hearted and wacky. Well, someone should tell THESE two that...
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One-Minute Melee!
Where research means nothing when you want to see people fight!
Two fighters! Sixty seconds! No research!

GO!

(Canada; Forest)


Forestry has always been a major contributor to Canada’s economy so it was one of the more noticeable things about the country. A land full of large of pine, spruce and of course, maple trees.

Inside of one of the many forests was a small house. Said house didn’t look that good, but it was serviceable enough and has a nice view. However, not everyone said that house that that way as they looked at said building.

There were a bunch of demolition workers standing in front of the house. Leading the pack was a man who looked much different from the rest of them. He was an out-of-shape man with dark hair and a matching moustache. He had on a gold monocle, green boxing gloves with yellow dollars of them and purple pants held up by yellow suspenders which had dollars bills sticking out. Yeah, he was trying WAY too hard to look rich.

The man looked at the house in disgust before speaking in a British accent. “Eww… I haven’t heard such an unsightly… House since I have been to Ally Gator’s swamp.”

He then rolled his eyes before turning to the demolition workers.

“You there, workers. You have your job. Go tear down this.. Shack.” The man commanded.

A demolition worker paused. “Um, are you sure? I don’t think the owner had gotten all of their stuff out.”

The British man just scoffed. “Well, that query is actually quite easy. He has gotten a chance to clear out his stuff.”

The demolition workers’ eyes bugged out when they heard this.

“You can’t do that!” The first worker scolded.

“Um, I can and I will.” The British man retorted, raising eyebrow. “Besides, it is not like I am going without warning. I sent the owner an eviction notice.”

“When was this?” A second worker asked.

“Three days ago while he was in America.” The British man said, matter-of-factly.

The first worker’s eyes bugged out. “Do you just expect the owner to drop everything he is doing and get on a plane back here in three days!?”

“Hey, if he was richer, he would have charted a jet plane.” The British man muttered. “That is the rule of the world. Survival of the fittest.”

A third worker looked up and down at the British man’s frame. “Then, why are YOU so rich and powerful?”

“OOOOOOOHHHHH!” The rest of the demolition workers cheered before swarming around their savage co-worker. The British man’s eyes twitched.

“SILENCE!” The British man roared, making the demolition workers simmer down. “Now you were NOT paid to ask questions and act like dudebros! In fact, you are not paid to do ANYTHING, but work, work, work!”

Everyone rolled their eyes.

“You really do live up to your name, Royal Pain.” The first man muttered.

The British man rolled his eyes. “If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I would have… No, wait, nothing will happen at all. Now quit back-talking and…”

“WAITTTTTTTT!”

Everyone’s eyes bugged out before looking in the direction of the voice to see a man rushing towards the house. He was a large out-of-shape man with a bald head and a brown beard. His attire was simple and consisted of red boxing gloves, blue overalls and brown shoes. After running between the house and Royal Pain, he put his hands on his knees and panted heavily.

Royal Pain looked at the man in disgust. “I take it that you are the Bear Hugger?”

The overweight man looked up while still panting before speaking with a Canadian accent. “T-That’s right.”

“I knew that the owner of this house would be a Neanderthal and yet I am STILL disgusted.” Royal Pain muttered.

Bear Hugger stood up straight looking offended. “Well, THAT’S a fine how-do-you-do!? I take it that YOU’RE Royal Pain.”

“That I am.” The British man confirmed before getting out a piece of paper. “And I have the deed to this land. And you are trespassing.”

“Um, excuse me, but I literally just heard about this two days ago!” Bear Hugger countered. “I came here as fast I could, eh!?”

Royal Pain looked up and down at Bear Hugger. “Yes, I could see why you took so long.”

Bear Hugger’s eyes bugged out before narrowing them. “Has anyone ever told you about glass houses, eh?”

“What do YOU know about houses!? This house could hardly be called that.” Royal Pain scoffed.

“Hey, maybe not be glamorous, but it is still home to ME!” Bear Hugger insisted.

Royal Pain just rolled his eyes. “Tch. Whatever, just get out of my way.”

“Shucks no! I may not know law, but you tried to tear down my house with just a single warning letter that I had a slim chance of making it on time!” Bear Hugger snapped before getting into a boxer’s stance. “I am a hugger, not a fighter, but you have to tear down this house OVER my unconscious body!”

Royal Pain just scoffed. “I had a feeling that you would act that so that is why I brought some extra muscle.”

With that, he snapped his fingers (which should be impossible considering that he was wearing boxing gloves). This acted as a cue for one of the demolition workers to walk from the back of the group. He was a large, mountain of a man with a muscular body and a tuft of green hair on his head. He wore brown worker’s gloves, blue jeans and brown shoes. He also had a pale silhouette of a tanktop on him.

“So you are the treehugger I was told about.” The muscular man spoke in a Canadian accent.

Bear Hugger just narrowed his eyes. “Yeah, so I love nature.”

The muscular man just returned the gesture. “Ugh, I can’t stand you activistists always getting into the way of us hardworking lumberjacks!”

“Hey, I take offense to that!” Bear Hugger frowned.

The muscular man just scoffed. “Eh?”

“Yeah, I’M a lumberjack!” Bear Hugger snapped, pointing to himself.

The muscular man’s eyes widened at this. “What?”

“Yeah, I actually cut down trees! You know! For FIREWOOD!” Bear Hugger muttered.

The muscular man looked in awe. “Woah, that is never heard of. All of the treehuggers just settle for fallen branches.”

“Hey, if they don’t want to hurt the trees, that’s fine! But a guy gotta stay warm, eh?” Bear Hugger shrugged.

“Exactly! That is not that we cut down trees just to be jackasses, eh?” The muscular man nodded with a smile.

“Yeah, you can fight for nature without forcing the ENTIRE nature to conform to your actions.” Bear Hugger agreed with a grin.

As the two Canadian started to talk with each other, Royal Pain and the other demolition workers looked on in disbelief. Royal Pain then growled with his moustache slowly turning into a handlebar one.

“Um, excuse me!?” Royal Pain snapped, getting the two’s attention. “Tiny, you weren’t paid to make friendly talk! You are paid as my muscle!”

“Well, since you asked OH so nicely.” The muscular man muttered, rolling his eyes before looking at his opponent. “Nothing personal, pal, but I got paid to fight.”

Bear Hugger paused before narrowing his eyes. “Well, I will not hold any grudges, but I am still going to make you wish you never crossed me, eh?”

Tiny just smirked. “Wouldn’t have it any other way, eh.”

IT’S ABOOT TO GO DOWN, EH!?
FIGHT!

(60 Seconds)


The two Canadians slowly circled around each other, waiting for the other person to make the first move. Then, Bear Hugger had decided to draw first blood by rushing over to Tiny and punched a jab forward. Tiny had quickly blocked the blow before punishing Bear Hugger for his mistake and punching him in the face. The overweight man staggered back before recovering.

Bear Hugger then walked over to Tiny and did a large hook. However, the muscular man had just ducked underneath the attack and then did an uppercut to Bear Hugger’s stomach. The latter grunted in pain before Tiny did another body blow. However, Bear Hugger had quickly blocked this punch. Tiny was not expecting this and took a hard punch to the face.

As Tiny staggered back, Bear Hugger ran over and did a series of punches to his opponent’s stomach. Tiny grunted in pain before raising an arm to block the next punch. Bear Hugger just made up for the blocked attack by punching his fist out at Tiny’s face. However, the muscular man saw the attack coming and punched his own fist. The two punches collided with each other, causing a large shockwave that had sent Royal Pain and the other demolition workers on their rears.

“Ugh, this is why I pay other people to do the heavy lifting for me…” Royal Pain muttered.

After the exchange of punches, the two had tried to get into a power struggle with each other. However, it was still that Tiny was the physically-stronger one as he was winning the fight. Bear Hugger realized this and instead of putting his strength into the power struggle, he merely focused on using his weight to stop Tiny. This had actually proved effective as they both looked down in terms of movement.

(50 Seconds)

Seeing that the power struggle was a stalemate, both Canadian had broke away from each other. Bear Hugger then punched his fist out, only for Tiny to raise a bulky arm to block the attack. The muscular man then returned the favour by backhanding Bear Hugger in the chest and sending him skidding on his back. Tiny just dusted his hands while the demolition workers cheered him on.

However, Bear Hugger had groaned while sitting up. When he saw Tiny walking over, Bear Hugger narrowed his eyes before getting up and rushing forward like a mad bull and headbutting Tiny in the stomach. As the muscular man’s eyes widened in pain, Bear Hugger continued rushing into his stomach. However, Tiny gritted his teeth before grinding his feet into the ground to slow down Bear Hugger before throwing the overweight man over him and making him land on his back.

Tiny glared down at Bear Hugger while gripping his stomach. “Well, as those kids said, that was very cash money of you, eh?”

Bear Hugger sat up and glared at Tiny. “Excuse me for not playing fair when my HOUSE is on the line.”

Tiny just shrugged before getting back into a stance while Bear Hugger had gotten back up to his feet. Tiny then rushed over to Bear Hugger and did a hard uppercut. However, the overweight man had seen it coming and prepared himself so when the punch connects with his stomach, it didn’t do anything. Tiny’s eyes bugged out as the Bear Hugger blew a raspberry at him.

Bear Hugger then did a hard hook to Tiny’s face, sending the muscular man staggering to the side. Bear Hugger then rushed over and did his own uppercut to Tiny’s stomach before picking him up and throwing him up onto his back. Tiny groaned before looking up, only for his eyes to bug out when he saw that Bear Hugger had leapt up into the air to do a body slam.

(40 Seconds)

Tiny quickly rolled out of the way, just in time to dodge the body slam. However, he was unable the shockwave that had sent Tiny (along with everyone else) flying high in the air before falling onto the ground. Tiny groaned as he sat up while holding his head. He then growled before getting up and rushing over while Bear Hugger was recovering from his own attack before doing an elbow drop onto the overweight man’s back.

Bear Hugger cried out in pain before rolling to the side and getting up to his feet. However, Tiny had quickly punched him in the stomach before wrapping his arms around his opponent. He then started to apply a hard bearhug while the demolition workers cheered him on. However, despite wincing in pain, Bear Hugger was actually taking it much better than Tiny thought.

“Decent… Grip, but not… Secure tightly.” Bear Hugger grimaced through the pain. “You are… Strong, but that’s… It?”

“And I suppose YOU can do better, eh!?” Tiny challenged, looking both confused and offended.

Bear Hugger gave a weak smirk. “Gladly…”

With that, he swung his head forward, headbutting Tiny in the forehead. The muscular man grunted in pain before letting go of Bear Hugger. That was when the overweight man does what he does best. Delivering a bearhug. Tiny’s eyes bugged out as he cried out in pain and shock. He was much taller and physically stronger than Bear Hugger (which is impressive because the latter was pretty tall and strong himself) and yet he was taking in such an iron grip was unheard of.

“Now THIS is how you do a bearhug!” Bear Hugger grinned, proudly.

Tiny continued to scream in pain before realizing that he had to do something or else this fight would be over. He then slapped both of his hands over Bear Hugger’s head. The overweight man cried out in and he stepped back while holding his now-ringing head. Tiny on the other hand hand propped onto his back in pain while panting heavily while rubbing his shoulder.

(30 Seconds)

Bear Hugger shook his head to get rid of the stars before glaring at his downed opponent before stomping over to him. However, Tiny weakly up to see his opponent coming. With his eyes bugging out, he quickly punched the ground which had created a tremor that had shook Bear Hugger. Acting quickly and ignoring the pain, Tiny ran over and punched Bear Hugger hard in the face.

As Bear Hugger staggered back, Tiny took the time feel his back in an attempt to ease the pain. Bear Hugger recovered to see Tiny stopping in his place. Acting quickly, he ran over to do a punch forward. However, Tiny just raised an arm to block the punch. He then used his other hand to punch forward only for Bear Hugger to block with his other hand. The overweight then sent his large stomach forward, this time making a direct hit.

Tiny was sent skidding back on his back, but while that hurt, he still found the strength to get up to his feet, just in time as Bear Hugger was advancing on him. The overweight man threw a punch forward, but Tiny had quickly grabbed his fist before pulling his opponent forward and putting his arm around Bear Hugger’s head before he proceeded to do a series of punches of Bear Hugger’s stomach.

Bear Hugger kept crying out in pain with each body blow. Realizing that he can’t go on like that, he tried to shove his weight towards Tiny. This actually turned out to be smart as this had actually taken the muscular man off-guard as he was sent crashing on his back with Bear Hugger pinning him down and knocking the wind out of him.

Bear Hugger sat up on Tiny’s stomach as he rubbed his own. “Ugh, I knew I shouldn’t have that fifth jug of maple syrup…”

(20 Seconds)

Bear Hugger then proceeded to do a series of punches to Tiny’s face. The muscular man grunted in pain before sending both of his fists out and striking Bear Hugger in the chest, knocking him off. The two Canadians then weakly got up onto their feet. Bear Hugger then narrowed his eyes before rushing over like a bull again. However, this time, Tiny saw the attack and grabbed his head as he was sent skidding on his feet.

Unfortunately for Tiny, there was a tree behind him and he had crashed into with Bear Hugger slamming his body into him. As Tiny got the wind knocked out of him, Bear Hugger  did a series of punches to his opponent’s stomach, not giving a chance to punch back. However, Tiny was still able to swing his head forward, headbutting Bear Hugger in the forehead.

Tiny then did a hard uppercut to Bear Hugger’s chin and actually sent the overweight man flipping back until he had landed on his stomach hard. Tiny smirked before punching the ground hard and sending the overweight man up into the air. Tiny then ran forward and caught Bear Hugger in the form of an Argentine Backbreaker. Bear Hugger yelled in agony before Tiny threw him to the ground.

While hitting the ground hard, Bear Hugger growled before finding the strength to spring to life and wrap his arms around Tiny’s legs before getting up while taking the muscular man with him and throwing him on the ground. However, Bear Hugger wasn’t done as he stomped over to Tiny and grabbed by the head with both hands before lifting him to his feet. Bear Hugger then pulled his arms back to do another bearhug. Tiny’s eyes bugged out.

(10 Seconds)

Acting quickly, Tiny threw himself to the ground to avoid said bearhug. Bear Hugger wasn’t expecting the quick duck as he stumbled forward. Tiny then quickly jumped back to his feet.

(5 Seconds)

Tiny did a hard uppercut to Bear Hugger’s stomach.

(4 Seconds)

Tiny then slammed his fist onto Bear Hugger’s head.

(3 Seconds)

Tiny then did an uppercut, sending Bear Hugger staggering back.

(2 Seconds)

As Bear Hugger staggered back, Tiny ran forward while pulling his head back.

(1 Second)

Tiny had done an upwards headbutt, striking Bear Hugger’s own forehead and sending the latter flying around until he landed on his stomach with he lay unmoving.

KO

The demolition workers all cheered on Tiny as he panted heavily. He then smirked before he started to flex his muscles.

“I guess abs beats flab once again.” Tiny taunted.

As opposed to the demolition workers, Royal Pain just smirked as he crossed his arms.

“Heh, I knew that I made the right choice and I hired you for this job.” Royal Pain gloated while walking over. “Now with this barbarian down for the count, go and tear down his house.”

Tiny’s smirk vanished as he paused in thought.

“No.”

Royal Pain’s smirk vanished as well. “Come again?”

“I am going to be blunt. I only came here so I could have a little fun.” Tiny admitted. “And I actually did so WITHOUT destroying the house, eh?”

“I-Is this some kind of sick joke?” Royal Pain asked in disbelief. “I had paid you to do this!”

“Um, yes and no.” Tiny pointed out. “You paid me upfront to ACCEPT the job. And then you will pay me after I do the job.”

“S-So?” Royal Pain queried, not liking where this was going.

“So I still got money out of this.” Tiny shrugged.

“T-That’s treachery!” Royal Pain roared.

“No, that is survival of the fittest.” Tiny countered, giving a smirk.

Royal Pain growled as he walked over to the unconscious Bear Hugger and picked him up by putting his arm around him standing up, making the overweight man stand up as well.

“Real talk, though. This guy gave me more fun than I would have expected than if I tore down his house.” Tiny explained. “Plus, he seems like a decent guy out of the ring so it is the least I could do for showing me such a good time, eh?”

“Of all the idiotic…” Royal Pain snarled. “Fine! I don’t need you! I got an entire demolition crew!”

With that, he turned to them who looked unsure.

“Well, you heard me! Go and tear down that house!” Royal Pain snapped.

“Um, yeah, sorry, but we quit.” The first worker admitted as everyone else nodded.

Royal Pain’s pupils shrank. “WHAT!?”

“Yeah, we only accepted this job because Tiny was going to be there.” The first worker shrugged. “If he doesn’t want to do it, we don’t want to do it.”

Royal Pain gripped his head, not believing this was happening. “B-B-But you can’t do that! I paid each and every one of you upfront!”

“Yeahhhh, considering that we don’t even like you, we don’t care.” The third worker explained, matter-of-factly.

Hearing this, Tiny smirked. “Thanks, guys! Now what do you say we go and drink to my success!”

The demolition workers all cheered before they along with Tiny while helping Bear Hugger walked off, leaving Royal Pain.

“B-B-But you can’t do this! You must be breaking at least five union rules!” Royal Pain pleaded. He then growled. “Bah, fine! If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!”

With that, he had stomped over to the house. Or at least he would before he felt a tap on his shoulder.

With a growl, Royal Pain whirled around. “What? Can’t you see that I’m…”

However, that was all he got up before realizing that he was standing in front of a bear who had his arms crossed and did not look pleased. On his shoulders was a squirrel who was just as unamused. Royal Pain’s moustache drooped.

“...Am I to assume that you are friends with the bearded fellow?” Royal Pain asked.

The bear and squirrel both nodded their heads. The former then raised his paw over him, preparing to slam it down onto Royal Pain’s head. All the British man could do was look in horror.

“Mother…”

This melee’s winner is…

TINY
One-Minute Melee: Bear Hugger VS Tiny
Just like with Super Macho Man, I had searched for potential opponents for the Punch-Out cast and it didn't took me long to not only find an opponent for Bear Hugger, but also give some promotion for Black & Bruised, a game that only my friend promotes.

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HINT FOR NEXT BATTLE: These young women may need glasses to see, but doesn't mean that their blade is as dull as their eyesight.
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The sun was now setting in a bustling city. It was a normal day for everyone. Whether it was for work, school or just whatever. The orange light illuminated the city, making a beautiful sight. It was also helped by the large, powerful presence of a statue in the city square.

Said statue was of a fallen hero. Someone who had fought against the crimes of the city and saved many people’s lives. Unfortunately, he died by the hands of a gang. It was a tragic time for everyone involved. That was when a statue was built in his honor.

The city square was going around as usual. One particular teenaged girl was walking through the arena while getting her texts on a smartphone.

“Ugh… Typical. That creep kept finding new ways to hit on me…” She muttered. “Who even keep changes phones just to text someone who keeps blocking them? Why waste that many phones and money?”

The girl then lets out a deep sigh before getting ready to block the boy. Again. Sooner or later, the guy will run out of money and/or phones and when he does, he would regret it big time. For now, she could hope that she wasn’t harassed for a while.

Suddenly, she heard a bunch of noises all at once. A lot of shocked gasps and cries of fear. Raising an eyebrow, she turned towards the direction of the noises and once she did, her pupils shrank.

Stomping into the city square was some kind of monster. It looked like some kind of wild animal in the form of a light blue ghost with electricity surging through its body and had menacing yellow eyes. And just like any wild animal, it looked like it was about to attack.

Everyone screamed as they either ran away for their lives or were too frozen in fear. The girl just stared in disbelief at what she was seeing.

The ghost beast then stomped forward while sending out sparks with every step. The people wisely ran out of its way. They then noticed that the beast was making its way towards the statue of the hero, making their eyes widen in horror.

The beast just stood there and glared at the statue for a moment, as if thinking long and hard about this. Everyone looked at each other, wondering what was going to happen. The girl, still frozen in fear and disbelief, shakily held up her smartphone and activated the camera feature on it.

Then, it happened.

Letting out a loud roar, the beast then swung its large claw at the head of the statue, easily taking it clean off. Everyone gasped at this and it was far from over. The beast then continued the assault with a series of claw swipes as if it was hunting down its prey, causing pieces of rock and dust to fly everywhere.

Everyone looked on as if the statue was an actual living being and their guts and blood were spraying across the ground. That statue was supposed to be a tribute to a brave and kind man who died in the heat of the moment and just like that, this… This monster was destroying everything it stood up for in just a few seconds. The children started to cry while their parents held them.

Soon, the beast had finally finished destroying the silence, resulting in a large cloud of dust and several broken pieces on the ground. Said beast breathed heavily while glaring at its remains.

“Freeze!”

The beast’s eyes bugged out before looking in the direction of the voice to see a bunch of police officers rushing forward with guns in their hands. Immediately, they aimed them at it. However, they all looked terrified.

“Y-You are under arrest for vandalism!” A cop shouted.

The beast just stared at the cops. As if confused.

“H-Hey, what did I tell you?” The cop demanded. “On the ground or we WILL shoot!”

The beast just blinked three. This went on for a full eight seconds.

“Okay, that’s it!” The cop snapped. “FIRE!”

The four cops then opened fire with their guns at the beast. However, due to the electrified aura that was surrounding the beast, the bullets just bounced off of it harmlessly and fell to the ground. Everyone stepped back with paling faces.

The beast then paused before looking around at everyone. Everyone’s scared faces. People talking among each other, wondering what was going to happen to us. Little children crying. All because of it.

Suddenly, something else happened.

The beast had started to chuckle. A chuckle that had an echoing effect to it. Soon, the chuckling had gotten louder and louder and eventually, the beast was laughing mad into the sky. This made the civilians, even more scared of it.

Soon, the beast had stopped its laugher before looking at the people. It had a sadist smirk on its face. It then saw the girl with the phone. Said girl jumped in surprise.

“You!” The beast shouted, pointing one of its front legs at her. “Are you filming this!?”

“I-I-I’m sorry, I was just…” The poor girl sputtered.

“No, no, this is perfect!” The beast reassured, darkly. “Are you going to send this to everyone you know?”

All the girl do was nod heavily. The beast’s non-existent toothy grin grew larger.

“Perfect.” The beast said. He then raised a finger. “You are probably why I destroyed that statue, right?”

The girl just nodded her head twice, silently.

“Well, people think that he protected this city because he was a pure kind-hearted, right?” The beast asked.

“R-Right…” The girl gulped.

“WRONG!” The beast roared.

The girl winced as tears of fear flowed down her face.

“He protected this city because he was strong! He protected this city because he had power!” The beast scolded. He then growled. “And yet these people! These… SHEEP think that he did it because he was a good person! Being good doesn’t have to do anything with power! This is NOT an anime!”

He then got his sadist smirk back.

“As such, I am going to teach everyone that.” The beast said, putting his front leg where his chest should be.

“H-How?” The girl shakily asked.

“Easy! By becoming this city’s hero!” The beast grinned.

Everyone looked on in either confusion, horror or shock.

“W-What?” The girl asked.

“You heard me! I will be a vigilante for this city for now on!” The beast explained, raising a finger.

“T-That’s…” The cop said before narrowing his eyes. “That’s bullcrap!”

“Yeah, reality is a real bitch!” The beast laughed, looking at the cop. “Power is everything! RESULTS are everything!”

“And do you think you will be loved with THAT mentality!?” The cop challenged.

The beast looked appalled. “Loved!?”

He then started to laugh.

“Spare me! I would never insult everyone’s intelligence by expected I will be loved!” The beast reassured.

He then gave a dark grin.

“...No, I just want to show that ANYONE could be a hero. You don’t have to be a good person. It is NEVER about being a good person. It is power and how you use it!” He said, darkly.

“And do you think that we will let you get away with this!?” The cop roared.

The beast let out a mirthless laugh. “Ha! Spare me! You donut-munchers could get a single shot despite being about the size of a broad side of a barn! Of course, you can try again!”

The cops gritted their teeth, but otherwise did nothing.

“Yeah, I thought so…” The beast muttered.

“W-Who ARE you?” The girl asked.

The beast looked at the girl with a blank face. “My name?”

He then rubbed his electric chin, causing more sparks to fly. “Hmm? That is a good question…”

He then took a step back, as the girl had gotten a better shot of the beast’s entire body.

“Well, I am a poison. My role that I was assigned from the start is to hurt people. I infect everyone I touch with poison just by being there.” The beast said as if he was an over-the-top comic book villain. “I don’t have to even go out of my way to do!”

The girl paused. “A-A-An electric poison?”

The beast just gave an exasperated glare as he went closer to the girl who just shrank back.

“Kid, I am not saying that you are wrong to question my logic, but this is the worst time and place to do so.” The beast muttered.

The girl winced as she looked down. “S-Sorry.”

The beast then stepped back. “But yeah, contradiction aside, I AM an electric poison. Sooo…”

He then paused.

“Just call me Venegur!” He grinned.

“V-Venegur?” The girl asked.

“Yep, V-E-N-E-G-U-R.” The beast spelt for her. “The electric poison who will have this city on its knees!”

With that, he walked off.

“Now, THAT is over with! I am going to give you a day-off for you to mentally prepare. Not that it would help, but it is best to see it coming.” Venegur said.

He then looked at the girl.

“Be thankful. Thanks to you, you are the original owner of a viral video!” Venegur smirked.

With that, he stormed off. Everyone just watched with stunned faces. They wanted to protest to his claims. They wanted to physically stop him. They want to tell him that he is wrong. But they can’t. They are too scared. They didn’t know how to face such a foe like that.

The girl finally lost all feeling in her legs and collapsed on her knees in fear and disbelief. She looked around at all of the terrified people, the powerless police, the crying children and finally the broken pieces of the statue.

”What… What is going to happen to us?”
The Rise Of A Hope-Crushing 'Hero'
Just a little Halloween story I wanted to. Why? Well, because I haven't wrote any special holiday stories for a long time now. But why would I write over a random OC I never written about before? Hmm... Why, indeed. :evillaugh: Happy Halloween, everyone!
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One-Minute Melee!
Where research means nothing when you want to see people fight!
Two people! Sixty seconds! No research!

GO!

(Mexico; Wrestling Arena)


Mexico is known for several things. Burritos and tacos. The Day of the Dead. Mariachi music. It was a country full of colorful culture. However, while their customs were mostly harmless, they were some that specialize in combat. In particular, masked luchadores.

Masked wrestlers or to be specific, practitioners of lucha libre, who instead of focusing on hard-hitting moves and grapples like other wrestlers, but random high-flying, fast and flashy attacks that seemed more to play to the crowd.

And we were about to witness a match between two of them. A referee stood inside of the ring while holding a microphone in front of a cheering crowd.

“Ladies and gentlemen, senors and senoritas!” The referee announced. “Let’s get ready to rumble!”

The cheering crowd somehow got even larger.

“Now we have a special exhibition match!” The referee explained. “We will be having an one-on-one match between two students of THE Meteorito Jr.!”

With that, the spotlight focused on a particular seat. And in it was a muscular, Mexican man and clad nicely in white with a yellow mask with a bright blue star on the forehead. The crowd cheered for him. The man just smirked before waving a bit.

“In the blue corner, weighing about 163 pounds.” The referee introduced. “The Blue Demon! El Stingray!”

It was then the first masked luchador had run from one part of the stadium at a blinding speed with a white fur cape. When he was close enough to the ring, he did a leap that was actually high enough to soar right into the air where he ripped off his fur coat and threw it off into the crowd where the women (and gay men) fought over it.

Unlike most wrestlers, he had a well-built body, but not bulky. He wore a blue mask and was clad in blue and white with armbands, trunks over tights and boots. He played to the mouth while blowing kisses to them.

“And in the red corner, weighing about 154 pounds.” The referee continued. “The Hurricane of the Gulf! El Fuerte!”

Then, the second masked luchador had ran from the other side of the stadium at about the same speed as El Stingray while carrying a frying pan. He also had the same super-athleticism as he easily leapt up high into the air and over the ropes.

“It’s Super Dynamic Cooking Time!”

He then threw the frying pan to the side. He had the same build and he had brown hair sticking out of the top of his mask. His attire which consisted of his mask, pants and boots were mostly white, save for the yellow sash around his waist.

He played to the crowdfor a moment before looking at his opponent, El Stingray before engaging in some kayfabe trash-talking.

“Hola, amigo! Don’t worry, I realize that hospital food isn’t any good!” El Fuerte started before smirking. “But don’t worry, I will be sure that send you some after this match!”

El Stingray just scoffed. “Spare me! I had heard about your food! Starving dogs will scoff at this!”

El Fuerte narrowed his eyes. “Oh really? Well, I guess that makes sense! You never really struck me of having good taste!”

“Says the guy who thinks adds chocolate to chili sauce has no right to criticize ANYONE on good taste!” El Stingray snapped. He then smirked. “Buttttt you DO have good taste in women! Maybe I will ask Rainbow Mika on a date after this!”

El Fuerte snorted out steam out of his nostrils. “She will NEVER be interested in you!”

El Stingray just gave a cocky grin. “Oh, really? The amount of fangirls I have says otherwise!”

The referee looked back and forth between the two. ”Wow, these guys ARE raised under Meteorito Jr.’s guidance. Their kayfabe seems natural!”

Meteorito Jr. on the other hand groaned as he put his hand on his face. “This is why I was looking forward AND dreading this match-up....”

“Well, men! Get into your stances!” The referee offered.

The two masked luchadores obliged, though they looked more like they were dancing in place.

VIVA LA MEXICO!
FIGHT!

(60 Seconds)


Instead of immediately running towards each other, the two masked luchadores danced around each other, as if trying to go around them the other person. When they realized that this technique was not going to work, El Fuerte then ran towards El Stingray. However, the womaniser had just side-flipped out his opponent’s path. However, El Fuerte had quickly turned on his heels and rushed towards El Stingray.

This time, the attack was a success as El Stingray was hit with a hard clothesline. However, while this had sent the womaniser flying back, but he merely just landed on his hands before flipping backwards onto his feet. He then saw El Fuerte rushing forward. However, El Stingray just smirked before doing a sliding kick forward and right into El Fuerte’s legs. The chef yelped before crashing onto the canvas in an ungraceful fashion.

El Stingray then flipped backwards out of his own attack and landed feet-first on top of El Fuerte’s back. The chef cried out in pain before rolling to the side and getting El Stingray out of the way. El Fuerte then jumped back to his feet and did a series of punches and kicks forward. However, El Stingray had just either dodged or parried the incoming barrage of attacks.

El Stingray then caught a kick that was aimed for his head. Acting quickly, he had sent El Fuerte flipping backwards before rushing over to do a follow-up attack. However, El Fuerte had recovered quickly and landed on his feet before rushing over headfirst. El Stingray wasn’t expecting the quick recovery and took the headbutt to the stomach, knocking the wind out of him.

(50 Seconds)

As El Stingray staggered back while holding his torso, El Fuerte had ran over and did a stunner on him. El Stingray climbed out in pain before collapsing onto his back. El Fuerte had gotten a glint in his eyes before running away from his opponent before running back and ran forward to do a body splash. However, El Stingray had snapped out of his daze in time to roll backwards to avoid said body splash.

El Fuerte crashed onto the canvas hard, but still found the strength to recover despite holding his torso in pain. El Stingray then rushed forward and kicked his foot forward. El Fuerte saw the attack coming and quickly blocked the attack and just made him skid back on his feet. However, The chef was right behind the ropes around the ring and he ended up skidding into them before stumbling forward.

El Stingray then sneered before jumping up and doing a hard dropkick to El Fuerte’s face, causing him to stagger back against the ropes again. This time, collapsing against them. El Stingray then did a series of punches to El Fuerte’s stomach before ending the assault with a somersault kick, striking the chef in the chin and sending him over the ropes and out of the ring.

El Stingray smirked as he hopped around the arena and started to play to the crowd while the referee started the out of the ring count. El Fuerte propped himself onto his hands and shook his head to get rid of the dizziness. He then growled before getting up and leaping back into the ring and landing on his feet. El Stingray saw this and just scoffed.

“I thought you needed to get more ingredients off from the floor.” El Stingray taunted.

“I shall make you eat off the floor!” El Fuerte shot back.

(40 Seconds)

El Stingray just did a soaring headbutt forward. However, he was covered in orange energy. El Fuerte’s eyes bugged out before quickly throwing himself to the ground and allowing El Stingray to fly past him. When the womaniser was recovering from his own attack, El Fuerte had flipped backwards and landed with his legs on top of El Stingray’s shoulder. The chef then wrapped his legs around his opponent and flipped performing a Frankensteiner.

El Stingray yelled out in pain before El Fuerte had released him onto the canvas. The chef then ran towards the rope before spinning himself so his back could bounce off of the ropes and did a body splash. Unlike the first attempt, this attack was a success as El Fuerte crashed onto El Stingray, knocking the wind out of the wind. With a growl, El Stingray gave an uppercut to El Fuerte’s chin, knocking him off.

The two masked luchadores then jumped back to their feet while glaring at each other. They then turned around and ran towards opposite sides of the ring before jumping towards them and bouncing off the ropes before flying towards each other and trying to grab each other. However, all this resulted is an awkward power struggle in midair where the both of them fell to the ground like stones.

El Fuerte and El Stingray groaned as they quickly got up from the canvas while holding their respective sore spots. However, El Stingray had recovered first and saw an opportunity by soaring himself while engulfing himself in energy. El Fuerte took the full brunt of the attack and was like crashed across the canvas while he slammed against a turnbuckle upside-down in an awkward fashion.

(30 Seconds)

El Stingray gave a toothy grin before rushing over and doing another sliding kick, aiming for El Fuerte’s head. However, the chef had snapped out of his daze in time and acting quickly before grabbing the top of the turnbuckle with his hands and pulling his upper body to avoid being kicked in the head as El Stingray harmlessly crashed into the turnbuckle.

El Fuerte then flipped backwards to land on top of El Stingray’s stomach, but the womaniser rolled out of the way and quickly got back to his feet. El Stingray then kicked his opponent in the back, making him crash against the turnbuckle. El Stingray then ran over and did a German Suplex to El Fuerte. The chef yelped in pain before managing to kick himself out of El Stingray’s hold.

El Fuerte then charged up an incoming elbow strike, but El Stingray saw the attack coming and quickly raised his arms to block with his arms. However, this attack was actually a GUARD-BREAKER as it broke through El Stingray’s guard and struck him hard in the face. The womaniser collapsed on his knees while looking dazed. However, El Fuerte wasn’t done with him yet as he grabbed his opponent before he could fall face-first on the canvas.

“Hold up, amigo!” El Fuerte smirked. “The fiesta is still going on!”

With that, El Fuerte had him spun himself around El Stingray, making the womaniser awkwardly standing up before El Fuerte quickly put him into a headlock and slammed him to the ground. However, El Fuerte wasn’t done yet as he forced El Stingray back onto his feet again before performing a Vertical Suplex on him. El Stingray cried out in pain before growling and flipping to his feet.

(20 Seconds)

El Stingray had run over to the turnbuckle and climbed onto the top of the nearest turnbuckle and leapt off of it. He then proceeded to do a series of forward somersaults. El Fuerte’s eyes bugged out before raising his arms to block the incoming attack. However, said attack broke through the chef’s guard as he found himself forced onto his feet. El Stingray then leapt onto the downed El Fuerte then did a series of punches to his face.

El Fuerte grunted in pain before kicking El Stingray in the chest and knocking him onto his back. The former then climbed onto his opponent’s back before returning the favour by punching his face in. While in pain, El Stingray had managed to catch El Fuerte’s fists and then placed his foot onto his chest before throwing him over. The two masked luchadores then got up to their feet and glared at each other.

The two then ran at each other and did a series of lightning-fast punches and kicks to each other. Despite getting hit in the face and stomach a few times, they continued on as if they weren’t feeling the pain. The crowd cheered wildly at this. Soon, El Fuerte had gained the upper-hand by doing a roundhouse kick to El Stingray’s head and sending him skidding on his side.

El Fuerte then ran forward towards El Stingray’s downed form, but the womaniser had thought quickly and wrapped his legs around his opponent’s head before flipping backwards and sending El Fuerte over the ropes. El Stingray then leapt back onto his feet. However, he failed to notice El Fuerte grabbed the top rope and swung himself back in the ring and kicked El Stingray with both feet.

(10 Seconds)

El Stingray staggered back a few feet, but recovered in time, just in time to block a block from El Fuerte with his wrist. He then headbutted El Fuerte in the head, making the chef stagger back a couple of feet. The two masked luchadores then went into a power struggle with each other.

(5 Seconds)

El Stingray then snuck in a hard knee to El Fuerte’s face.

(4 Seconds)

El Fuerte broke away from the power struggle while holding his face with one hand and dizzily searching around with his other hand.

(3 Seconds)

El Stingray smirked before flying straight up into the air.

(2 Seconds)

El Stingray then soared down to the ground while engulfing himself in energy while spinning around.

(1 Second)

El Stingray’s head then collided with El Fuerte’s own.

KA-BOOM!

A cloud of dust had engulfed El Fuerte as El Stingray had gracefully landed on his feet. When the dust cleared, it showed El Fuerte with his bottom half BURIED into the canvas where he lay there unmoving and awkward.

KO!

El Stingray smirked as he did a breakdance followed by a somersault. “Maybe with your new meals at the hospital, you will actually learn how to cook decent food!”

The crowd went wild as El Stingray put his hand on El Fuerte’s shoulder as the referee started the countdown. Sure, it was an unorthodox pin position, but this was a unorthodox position period.

“3… 2… 1...” The referee said before raising El Stingray’s arm. “And the winner by pin fall is… El Stingray!”

The womaniser smirked as he pumped his fist into the air. He then looked at Meteorito Jr. who just smiled and nodded his head.

“I dedicate this match to you, Meteorite Jr.!” El Stingray announced.

The wrestling teacher nodded his head before getting up climbing into the ring as well.

“I am really proud of you AND El Fuerte.” Meteorite Jr. congratulated. “It seems that you both used my teachings well!”

“But of course, teach!” El Stingray agreed, giving a thumbs up. “We were taught by the best!”

Meteorite Jr. then looked down at El Fuerte’s unconscious state with a frown. “Oh, El Fuerte, I could sense your passion for wrestling, but I also sense conflict for your love for it AND cooking.”

“Yeah, he didn’t get his entire head into the game and that is what costed him.” El Stingray said, shaking his head. “When you are in the ring, you have to be focused 100%.”

Meteorite Jr. couldn’t help, but smile at this. “El Stingray…”

“And now... “ The womaniser said before smirking. “Who wants to kiss me!?”

Meteorite Jr.’s smile vanished. “Wait, what?”

That was the cue for a large crowd of women (and gay men) to jump out of their seats and swarm towards the ring. Meteorite Jr. and the referee’s eyes bugged out as they surrounded El Stingray and promptly ejected the two, along with El Fuerte’s unconscious body out of the ring.

After crashing onto his face, Meteorite Jr. just lifted his face up and drummed his fingers around the ground with an exasperated look on his face.

“I teach a bunch of idiotas…”

This melee’s winner is…

EL STINGRAY
One-Minute Melee: El Fuerte VS El Stingray
Another match-up idea that Contraneo had that I couldn't resist using. Saturday Night Slam Masters still needs some love and I personally want to give some representation to the IV era of Street Fighter that ISN'T Juri or Crimson Viper.

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HINT FOR NEXT BATTLE: Don't let these two Canadian stereotypes fool you. While normally friendly, they could easily hit you so hard that they make you see the Northern Lights, eh?
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One-Minute Melee!
Where research means when you want to see people fight!
Two fighters! Sixty seconds! No research!

GO!

(Wii Fit Studio)


The Wii Fit Trainer laid on her rear while doing some leg stretches as usual. It was a normal day in the Wii Fit Studio. She had just finished teaching her yoga class and was done with the regular classes for the day. However, today, she actually had some kind of special task.

She had been asked by someone to give a private one-on-one lesson. Now doing one-on-one lessons wasn’t a rare thing for her. However, this one was different. She was actually asked to do this private lesson by a MAYOR. He had asked her that one of his friends wanted to get some special lessons. She never played favourites, but she couldn’t help, but feel honored that a politician had actually asked her to do a lesson.

She continued to do her leg stretches. Suddenly, she heard the door opened up. Raising an eyebrow, she looked down towards said door, wondering who the special guest was. However, once she did, her eyes bugged out at who was at the door.

It was a muscular man who looked like some kind of superhero. He had tan skin and blonde hair. He wore a blue spandex jumpsuit with a red common “N” on the chest area and a matching eye mask with red gloves and boots. He had a confident grin.

“Captain Novolin!” She gasped.

The captain’s eyes widened at this. “Wait, you actually know me!”

“But of course!” The Wii Fit Trainer said, getting up to her feet. “How could anyone not know the superhero who found against literal sugary monsters to save the mayor when he has diabetes?”

Captain Novolin blinked twice before looking down with a deep blush on his face. “Wow…”

“So I am honored that you would want a private lesson with me, but I have to ask… Why would a superhero that fights for good health want with me?” The Wii Fit Trainer asked with a towel around her neck.

“Um, well, it is more than a simple yoga lesson.” Captain Novolin said, scratching the back of his head.

The Wii Fit Trainer tilted her head to the side. “Oh?

Captain Novolin then let out a deep sigh. He then went on one knee while clasping his arms together.

“Please teach me to be a better fitness hero!” He begged.

The Wii Fit Trainer jumped at this. “E-Excuse me!?”

“It is what I say! Please teach me to be a true fitness hero!” Captain Novolin repeated.

The Wii Fit Trainer blinked her pale eyes twice. “Um, aren’t you already one?”

“I thought so!” Captain Novolin frowned. “But recently, I had found out that a bunch of people thought I was a joke!”

The Wii Fit Trainer’s eyes widened at this. “Wait, what!? Even after you had said that mayor from those aliens?”

“Yes. Because my superpower is a joke.” Captain Novolin said, looking down. “Having diabetes is not one…”

“What kind of argument is that!?” The Wii Fit Trainer said, looking cross. “Yes, Diabetes is more of a medical condition than a superpower, but have those people forgotten that you had found against LIVING SWEETS to save a mayor from diabetes?”

“That is what I said!” Captain Novolin said, looking back up.

The Wii Fit Trainer shook her head in disgust. “Ugh, people just don’t appreciate heroes who fight for health anymore.”

“So that is why I came to you. I mean I have heard about you a few times, but most people didn’t. And then, you have entered that intergalactic tournament.” Captain Novolin explained.

“Yes…” The Wii Fit Trainer said, raising an eyebrow.

“So if I wish to know how you would take what is usually a healthy yet non-violent sport and made it into a fighting style.” Captain Novolin explained. “Maybe I could show that I am still a superhero.”

“Um, first off, you ARE a superhero.” The Wii Fit Trainer scolded. “Second off, normally I would ecstatic to teach you yoga, however, I could only teach you so much in terms of combat. After all, the reason that I had turned yoga into a fighting style is because I am like one with it. Even if I taught you, it may take you years to reach my level. And I doubt you would want to live that far.”

Captain Novolin winced before looking down.

“Buttttt..”

Captain Novolin looked up in hope.

“We CAN have a sparring match.” The Wii Fit Trainer suggested.

Captain Novolin asked, blinking twice. “A sparring match?”

“Of course. Maybe we could see if you are truly a joke as both people say.” The Wii Fit Trainer explained. “Besides, some of the other contenders trains by sparring so it could be great practice for me.”

Captain Novolin frowned, scratching the back of his head. “Gee, I don’t know how I feel about hitting a woman even in a sparring match.”

The Wii Fit Trainer just frowned. “Not that I don’t appreciate your chivalrous nature, the women can easily hit and get hit as much as the men. In fact, there are a few women who would be more than a little over-eager to throw those views right back in your face.”

Captain Novolin winced while fiddling with his collar.

“Look, think of it this way. Look at me not as a woman, but a genderless sugary alien.” The Wii Fit Trainer offered.

“Um, okay, fair enough.” Captain Novolin mused.

The Wii Fit Trainer smiled and nodded. “Good. Seeing that this will be a sparring match for the latest tournament, we will start over there.”

With that, she walked over to a green mat that was right next to the mirror wall. Captain Novolin followed, quickly noticing that there were three white floating platforms. They looked like they were giant balance board. Soon, the two had arrived on opposite sides of the mat.

“Okay, are you ready?” The Wii Fit Trainer offered.

“Kinda.” Captain Novolin said, scratching the back of his head. “I never really had a fully-fledged fight before.”

“Don’t worry, neither did I and look how I turned out!” The Wii Fit Trainer reassured, getting in a warm-up position.

Captain Novolin gave a small smile before getting into his stance.

GET READY FOR A WORKOUT!
FIGHT!

(60 Seconds)


The Wii Fit Trainer then ran towards Captain Novolin (or rather she power-jogged). The diabetic’s eyes bugged out before jumping to the side to avoid a sudden yoga pose that would have hit him with the outstretched arms and legs. However, the Wii Fit Trainer had recovered from her own… attack and ran over and did another yoga pose, this time, putting her knee out, catching Captain Novolin in the stomach.

Captain Novolin staggered back while holding his stomach. The Wii Fit Trainer then did a set of three yoga poses which forced Captain Novolin to block the incoming attacks. Each block was a result. However, the Wii Fit Trainer had dropped onto her stomach as in a position as if he was about to do push-ups. Before Captain Novolin could question what was going on, the Wii Fit Trainer then did a pose, doing a knifehand to Captain Novolin’s legs.

Captain Novolin screamed before crashing onto his face in a very ungraceful manner. The Wii Fit Trainer then climbed onto her opponent and then did a series of push-ups on top of Captain Novolin’s back. The diabetic grunted in annoyance as he rolled to the side, getting the Wii Fit Trainer off. The two then got back up before Captain Novolin did a punch forward. However, the Wii Fit Trainer had easily swerved her body to the side before doing a pose, elbowing Captain Novolin in the face.

The Wii Fit Trainer frowned as she watched Captain Novolin stagger back. “Maybe I am going into this too quickly…”

“N-No, it’s fine. It’s just.. A little rust.” The diabetic reassured. ”Oh heavens, what have I gotten myself into…”

Taking a deep breath, Captain Novolin then did a series of punches and kicks forward. However, despite training his body, he doesn’t train much for actual combat and as such, they were very predictable and made it easy for the Wii Fit Trainer to nonchalantly dodge them. Captain Novolin then did a swift hook forward, only for the Wii Fit Trainer to duck underneath the attack before doing an upwards headbutt, striking the diabetic in the face

(50 Seconds)

Captain Novolin staggered back while holding his face. He groaned before looking up, only for his eyes to bug out when he saw the Wii Fit Trainer jogging towards him before doing a quick hop with doing another pose in midair. Captain Novolin yelped before jumping up in the air and doing several unnecessary flips, allowing the Wii Fit Trainer to go past. Captain Novolin then landed behind the yoga instructor. The two then looked back at each other, confused.

Then, the Wii Fit Trainer did a pose, kicking her leg back and Captain Novolin in the back causing him to stagger forward. The Wii Fit Trainer then turned around and ran over to Captain Novolin before doing a dashing pose. However, the diabetic looked to see his opponent coming and yelped before jumping to the side again, once again doing the unnecessary flips again. He then landed to the side.

Captain Novolin’s eyes, then bugged out in realization. “Wait…”

Captain Novolin then turned around and ran towards the Wii Fit Trainer who just got ready to dodge anything the diabetic threw at her. However, she wasn’t expected for Captain Novolin to do a leaping roll attack and barreled into her stomach, multiple times. As the Wii Fit Trainer crashed onto the ground, Captain Novolin bounded back and dizzily held his head. Yeah, still new to this.

Regardless, the Wii Fit Trainer just got back to her feet and dusted her herself off before rushing forward again. However, Captain Novolin just did his flipping jump again. However, while in mid-jump, the diabetic had broke out of his jump and did a diving kick forward. The attack had connected with the Wii Fit Trainer’s head and made her sprawl onto her back. She groaned before weakly standing up. She then suddenly gave a weak smirk.

“Not bad.” The Wii Fit Trainer complemented. “But let’s kick it up a notch.”

(40 Seconds)

The Wii Fit Trainer then got out a soccer ball out of nowhere and headbutted towards Captain Novolin. While startled, the diabetic had managed to catch it with his hands before it could hurt his face. However, this was a distraction for the Wii Fit Trainer to take a large deep breath. Then, in doing so, she started to have a sparkling aura around her before rushing forward.

Captain Novolin saw this and quickly did an overhead toss, sending the soccer ball towards the Wii Fit Trainer who had just did a pose, doing a knifehand towards the ball. However, this had actually made the ball zoom at Captain Novolin and strike him hard in the face, sending him flipping backwards until he fell onto his stomach. Captain Novolin groaned before propping himself on his hands.

“Ugh… I am pretty sure that soccer balls are not supposed to hurt THAT much…” Captain Novolin muttered.

Captain Novolin then got back to his feet, only to see the Wii Fit Trainer rushing forward and do another pose. The diabetic acted quickly and blocked the attack. Only to find himself skidding on his feet, feeling pain in his arms. Whatever that aura was, it was powering up her attacks. The Wii Fit Trainer then ran over to continue the assault. Captain Novolin’s eyes bugged out before turning around and running off.

Captain Novolin ran over to one of the floating platforms and did a flipping jump towards it before grabbing it with his hand. Acting quickly, he climbed up it, but the Wii Fit Trainer just jumped up and then does a DOUBLE jump, getting onto the platform as well. The yoga instructor then did a pose, putting her knee out. Captain Novolin yelped before flipping backwards on his hands before flipping himself forward right into the Wii Fit Trainer’s face.

(30 Seconds)

The Wii Fit Trainer grunted in pain as she fell off the platform and falling to the ground. Captain Novolin’s eyes bugged when before he ran over to try to grab his opponent’s hand. However, that was unnecessary as the Wii Fit Trainer had recovered in midair and somehow double jumped towards Captain Novolin to deliver a dropkick. Captain Novolin yelped before grabbing the Wii Fit Trainer’s legs and throwing her to the side.

The Wii Fit Trainer crashed onto her side hard, but still found the strength to roll to the side and stand up straight into a standing position. Captain Novolin then decided to go on the offensive before rolling himself on the ground towards the Wii Fit Trainer. However, the yoga instructor just jumped up into the air and gracefully landed on top of the ball form of Captain Novolin.

The Wii Fit Trainer then attempted to balance on Captain Novolin’s body as if she was a circus performer. However, the diabetic had sprang up to life, throwing the Wii Fit Trainer off of him. The yoga instructor just flipped backwards and landed on top of a higher platform. She then started to breathe in. Captain Novolin’s eyes bugged out before he flip-jumped towards the platform where his opponent was on.

Captain Novolin then grabbed onto the edge of the platform before climbing on and doing a sweeping hook. However, the Wii Fit Trainer saw this coming and cancelled her breathing to jump back to avoid the attack. She then did a couple of flips backwards before raising her arms up and summoning yellow energy in front of her. Before Captain Novolin could question what was going on, the yoga instructor sent a large energy ball forward.

(20 Seconds)

Captain Novolin yelped before leaping to the side and holding onto the platform with one hand, allowing the energy ball to soar back. Almost immediately, he flip-jumped forward and did a flying kick. The Wii Fit Trainer then leapt at him and did her own flying kick (while still looking like a yoga pose, of course). The two kicks clashed with each other and the two had landed on the ground. However, Captain Novolin had managed to surprise the Wii Fit Trainer with an uppercut.

The Wii Fit Trainer flew off of the platform in pain, but managed to self-right herself in midair before summoning hula hoops around her out of nowhere and spinning them around her to maneuver her forward. Needless to say, Captain Novolin was so flabbergasted that he had taken a few hula hoops to the face, causing him to stagger back. The Wii Fit Trainer then gracefully landed on the ground before rolling forward on her back and striking her opponent in the stomach with both knees.

Captain Novolin held his stomach in pain before the Wii Fit Trainer got up and then grabbed the diabetic before throwing him up into the air and spiking him down as if he was a volleyball. Captain Novolin crashed onto the platform before bouncing off of it. However, he managed to do his OWN double jump by flip-jumping back onto the platform. He then did a sliding kick forward.

This time, it was the Wii Fit Trainer’s turn to be taken off-guard as the sliding kick took out her legs and made her crash on the ground. Acting quickly, Captain Novolin got up and pinned one hand of the Wii Fit Trainer behind her back and her head to the ground. However, the yoga instructor used her superhuman flexibility and grab Captain Novolin with her free hand and throw him off of her.

(10 Seconds)

Acting quickly, the Wii Fit Trainer had leapt up to her feet while Captain Novolin had jumped up to his feet. However, the Wii Fit Trainer had closed her eyes and got into a standing meditative stance. Captain Novolin then rushed over to try to interrupt the attack. Then, the Wii Fit Trainer’s eyes bugged out.

“Now let’s put everything you witnessed today into strength!”

(5 Seconds)

The Wii Fit Trainer then does a pose, striking Captain Novolin in the chest with a knifehand.

(4 Seconds)

Then, rainbow silhouettes of the Wii Fit Trainer’s various poses had shot forward from her body.

(3 Seconds)

The rainbow silhouettes struck Captain Novolin multiple times, not giving him a chance to do anything.

(2 Seconds)

The attack continued on, even carrying Captain Novolin off of the platform.

(1 Second)

When the attack had finally stopped, Captain Novolin fell like a stone onto the lower platform on his back where he lay unmoving.

KO!

Darkness. That was all Captain Novolin saw for a long period of time. He then slowly fluttered his eyes open to see a blurry face looking over him. Despite being blurry, he could recognise her overly-pale complexion anywhere.

Captain Novolin’s eyes bugged out before sitting up straight before looking to the side to see the Wii Fit Trainer with a concerned look on her face.

“Are you okay?” The Wii Fit Trainer asked.

“Um, yeah.” Captain Novolin said, rubbing his head. “My head doesn’t hurt THAT bad.”

“Sorry, whenever I am exercising, I tend to be in my own little world and forget everything else around me.” The Wii Fit Trainer apologized. “I was fighting you as if you are a participant of the tournament when I knew that you were a rookie.”

Captain Novolin chuckled a bit. “I-It’s fine. If anything, it shows that I have a long way to go when it comes to fighting.”

“...Well, that much is sure, but you still have potential.” The Wii Fit Trainer noted. “Honestly, no matter how flexible I get, I would never be able to do as many flips as you.”

“R-Really?” Captain Novolin asked. “I ALWAYS jump like that. It is not even that impressive because if I DON’T do it, my jump would be pitiable.”

“No, no, that’s fine!” The Wii Fit Trainer reassured. “You just have to capitalize on your acrobatics. You have the skill. You have the build. You just need the discipline.”

Captain Novolin paused. “Trainer… Thanks…”

“No problem. Like I said, you are already a superhero in my eyes and there is nobody who is going to convince me otherwise.” The Wii Fit Trainer said, sternly, crossing her arms. “But if this makes you happy, then I will oblige.”

“Right.” Captain Novolin nodded. He then looked to the side. “Um, Trainer?”

“Hm?” The Wii Fit Trainer asked, raising an eyebrow.

“I will be in town for the week, so as long as I am stuck here, can I ask that you and I jog together for the rest of the week?” Captain Novolin asked.

The Wii Fit Trainer’s eyes lit up at this. “Oh, that is a brilliant idea! Someone with your build AND condition need to jog every day! We will even do some stretches together!”

“Y-Yeah, but here is the thing…” Captain Novolin said, scratching his finger with his cheek. By now, it was evident that his tan face was blushing red.

“Hm?” The Wii Fit Trainer said, looking concerned. “Are you sure you are okay? You look feverish.”

“I-I am fine. It is just that…” Captain Novolin started.

He then took the Wii Fit Trainer’s hand, taking her by surprise.

“I really want to do so with you… And you alone.” Captain Novolin said.

Wii Fit Trainer’s eyes widened a bit. But then, she gave a small smile.

“Captain Novolin, you have no idea how glad I am to make you hear those words.” She said, softly.

The diabetic’s eyes lit up when he heard this. “Really!?”

“But of course! I had always wanted to be the training buddy of the great Captain Novolin!” The Wii Fit Trainer beamed.

Captain Novolin’s pupils shrank as his jaw dropped. Buddy?

“Come on!” The Wii Fit Trainer urged by getting up while holding onto Captain Novolin’s hand. “Let’s go tell everyone!”

“Y-Yes, let’s!” Captain Novolin said with a weak smile. ”She wasn’t exaggerating when she thinks everything else goes over her head when she is thinking about exercising...”

This melee’s winner is…

WII FIT TRAINER
One-Minute Melee: Captain Novolin VS Wii Fit
Whenever I think about fictional people who are OBSESSED with health, I usually think of these two. And thus this match-up was born.

And yes, I low-key ship Captain Novolin and the Wii Fit Trainer.

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HINT FOR NEXT BATTLE: Seeing these two are masked luchadors from the same video game company, they should have at least met each... Wait, somewhere it says that they have the same teacher? Well, then... Let's have a student fight.
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And once again, another Nintendo Direct have got and as always, they had been a lot of hype behind it. And as always, I will tell you my personally highlights for said Direct which is a lot:

- The year of Luigi may be over, but the man in green is still getting some love with a third Luigi Mansion! Still sucks to be him. Whenever he gets his own game away from Mario, it is facing his own fears. ^^;

- Kirby has always been cute. But they have managed to make him even more cuter with the Yarn art style. :heart: :heart: :heart:

- As said earlier, I love Bowser Jr. so I am loving that he got his own sidestory in the update of Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. And he gets to interact more with the Koopalings. (Screw canon, the Koopalings will always be Bowser's kids in my eyes.)

- I did not grow up with Megaman. I acknowledge that he has a lot of fans and how much Capcom have mistreated so I am hyped for Megaman 11 and I hope that it doesn't make its fans like an anime fan on prom night...

- I am going to be honest, I kinda stopped making the online mode of Mario Tennis Aces after a while. However, then when I saw that there will be Coop battles, I was like... Okayyyy, I may replay this. And that hats on Chain Chomp and Boo are sooo cute!

- I am not interested in Nintendo Switch Online. But I'll be lying if I didn't found the presentation precious. Bowser is best dad! Fight me on this!

- I am still hyped for Super Mario Party. And I liked the new solo mode because while simple, it has specific goals you have to complete which makes it like a proper mission mode!

- Just like Kirby, Yoshi's games is nothing short of cuteness. And this new Crafted game is no exception. Who knew a simple cardboard world could be so charming?

- Heh. Final Fantasy got a lot of representation this Direct. For a moment there, I thought that Geno would be the next Smash reveal. But nope...

- ...It was ISABELLE from Animal Crossing. I knew that she was a fan-favourite, but not exactly people wishing for in Smash. And she is not just an Echo Fighter of Villager, but rather a semi-clone to them similar to Mario and Luigi.

- And while I find Isabelle's inclusion strange, it was a good Segway into the advertising for a new Animal Crossing game.
  • Listening to: Various Music
  • Reading: My Latest All-Star Heroes Episode
  • Watching: Worst Cooks In America
  • Drinking: Coca-Cola

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MDTartist83 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2018   General Artist
Hey, dude. Long time no see. Just stopped by to say hello. And I hope all is well.

Peace. 
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Tinyhammer Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2018
Hey, MDT. I know that we haven't talked with each other for a long while, but I still watch your deviations. I hope you are doing good as well.
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MDTartist83 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2018   General Artist
I'm glad to hear that, dude. Keep in touch. And take care. 

Peace. :thumbsup:
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Happy birthday, Tiny!  Once again, here's to another year!
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Thanks, man! :D
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Happy Birthday.:)
Hope u have a wonderful birthday with ur friends and family.:)
Stay awesome as u are and total respect for u.:)
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Tinyhammer Featured By Owner May 4, 2018
Thank you very much! :D
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Yay for rock songs and old-school Simpsons! :D
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Happy birthday today
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