THOSE EYES THOUGH.
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Just ask me!
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According to my OpenOffice, the Afrosphere is a word.
Proud and deadly member of the Dark Brotherhood. Problem?
1. Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on, point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
10. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
11. When money comes out of the A.T.M. scream "I won, I won!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot screaming "run for your lives, the animals are loose!"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. However, if life doesn't give you water and sugar, your lemonade SUCKS."
"Death from above,
Death from below.
You try to kill me,
I wont go slow.
Your fear arouses me,
Your blood flows.
I see you from above,
You look at me from below."
~ Angelica Schlagel
"Son, there's something I want you to know."
"In about three seconds, I'm going to scream like a little girl."
You can't spell grape without rape, Earth without art, or Slaughter without laughter.
I live on pluto --> comments.deviantart.com/4/1375… .
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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.
Many know the questions;
"What, is the music, of life?"
"Silence, my Brother."
Many more know the answers;
"What, is life's greatest, illusion?"
"Innocence, my Brother."
But there is another, oft' forgetten;
"What, is the colour, of night?"
"Sanguine, my brother."
"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
~ Edger Allan Poe
"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
"The funny thing about famous quotes is, that it's always some profound statement made by some intelligent person in history, and that could change the world if we only applied it.
Instead, we just quote them and and continue on doing stupid ass shit.
~My cousin.(I think, anyway.)
"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel."
The difference between
Knowing your shit and
Knowing you're shit.
"She woke up one day and threw away her excuses... She decided to turn her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans. She started living the life that had been waiting."
"You fucking pussy."
"Time waits for no man, but death waits for everyone." Tecreatoromega
"Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't Blink. Good Luck."
"People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually- from a non-linear, non-subjective view point- its actually just a big ball of wibbly, wobbly.... timey wimey.... stuff..."
"Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in."
Your current level of madness is not compatible with my extremely high level of insanity. Please either upgrade now or walk away to avoid mental injury.