EDIT (5/19/20): I've been wanting to edit this for a long time, mostly because it was getting pretty personal, bordering TMI levels and I just no longer think that's appropriate for a public post about myself, especially considering the amount of creepy comments and Notes I've received over the years.

Likewise, please do not leave graphic sexual comments on this, and if you have to describe your own experiences, please try to keep it toned down. I do not want to hear the explicit details of strangers' sex lives. Thank you!