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((REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY)))
I guess I should say I'm on tumblr 100x more than I'm here? I think a lot of people don't know that! so if you ever want to chat me up or what have you, that's where I'll be! (lord knows why you'd want to?)

rasputins-gold.tumblr.com

oh and also go empty your pockets out for pacific rim, totally amazing and cheesy and everything I ever wanted in a movie!
fuck you

just put it all in featured, I don't want to hear any excuses, you're all guilty
  • Listening to: how come
  • Reading: play
  • Watching: anymore,
  • Playing: we don't
  • Eating: nightcrawlers
  • Drinking: Frank?
I've purged my 11,000 messages. if you did not note me your shitty pokeman, note me one so I can have it organized! Cause I probably didn't get it.
I'd still like to get around to putting them together or at least showing them all off cause the ones I've gotten are fantastic! Always crack me up.

Also I wanted to do something nice for my 2,000th watcher but I have 2,950 or so now so I'm like.
"welp. little late for that. :| "

3,000th then? blurgh, whatever. I'm trying to get back into the internets now that I'm at college studyin' biology and havin' no life. For some reason I always get pulled back away. Makes me sad, the internet used to be my whole life. I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP.
  • Listening to: how come
  • Reading: play
  • Watching: anymore,
  • Playing: we don't
  • Eating: nightcrawlers
  • Drinking: Frank?
So here's the scoop. I'm doing a collab of all the Pokémon I find to be the shittiest. Not in terms of fighting ability, but in terms of forgettable/thrown together/cliché/ect. designs. Of course that's just my opinion, having only been a gen. 1 and gen. 2 fan, and if you really do like a pokémon on the list, well, that's just more reason to pick it!

So send me a note and reserve the pokémon you'd like to draw, it's first come first serve. I'd like only one pokémon per person, if it's do able!

Then send me your lineart and I'll put them all together and color it. Keep the lineart clean, either a white or transparent background, no lined paper or anything please!

All styles and skill levels welcome!!

:bulletgreen: means it's done!

The leest:

#268 Cascoon :iconmis-matching:

#269 Dustox :iconminacarolina:

#273 Seedot :iconsynge-a-saurus:

#274 Nuzleaf :iconthehuntersskin: :bulletgreen:

#275 Shiftry :iconthirteenz: :bulletgreen:

#283 Surskit :iconferretsomething: :bulletgreen:

#284 Masquerain :iconelizabysmal:

#293 Whismur :iconyu-jie:

#294 Loudred :iconmrnostalgia: :bulletgreen:

#295 Exploud :iconpsychotic-beast:

#297 Hariyama :iconleocartoon1yt:

#299 Nosepass :iconsqrlyjack:

#311 Plusle :iconwotisthis:

#312 Minun :iconstofu: :bulletgreen:

#337 Lunatone :iconvenonats:

#338 Solrock :icongrimm-lupe:

#344 Claydol :iconscunosi:

#345 Lileep :icondefauts:

#346 Cradily :iconvaporotem:

#368 Gorebyss :icondrbananaa: :bulletgreen:

#370 Luvdisc :icongabalot: :bulletgreen:

#412 Burmy :iconarisustrife: :bulletgreen:

#413 Wormadam :iconsweetcreep:

#436 Bronzor :icontransmissionradio:

#437 Bronzong :iconbronzong:

#438 Bonsly :icongeckozen: :bulletgreen:

#440 Happiny :iconcranberrynoodles: :bulletgreen:

#442 Spiritomb :icongirtawns:

#462 Magnezone :icontobi1480: :bulletgreen:

#464 Rhyperior :icondiedhorribledeaths:

#463 Lickilicky :iconthrill-house:

#465 Tangrowth :iconremygalore:

#466 Electivire :iconjiggerstick:

#467 Magmortar :icontvskyle:

#468 Togekiss :icondawnofthetigress:

#474 Porygon-Z :iconsilversolver:

#476 Probopass :icongoreandloathing:

#478 Froslass :iconweasel-warrior:

#488 Cresselia :iconpotatoleader: :bulletgreen:

#533 Gurdurr :iconpaksetti: :bulletgreen:

#550 Basculin :iconcommander-boo:

#554 Darumaka :iconhigh-fructose:

#568 Trubbish :icongoatpox: :bulletgreen:

#569 Garbodor :iconcricketune:

#574 Gothita :iconp0ppii:

#575 Gothorita :iconpyramidheads:

#583 Vanillish :iconchickenwithtie:

#584 Vanilluxe :iconsnoutbox:

#589 Escavalier :iconaltermentality: :bulletgreen:

#590 Foongus :iconrainbow-gear-brooks:

#591 Amoonguss :iconfluffylovey:

#593 Jellicent :iconkilligann: :bulletgreen:

#594 Alomomola :iconsienapie:

#597 Ferroseed :iconcosmic-doodle:

#599 Klink :iconspoo-k:

#605 Elgyem :iconhotchaps:

#618 Stunfisk :iconkiki-draws:

#641 Tornadus :iconthewestkylevirus:

#648 Meloetta :iconcrispych0colate: :bulletgreen:

You'll probably have to look most of those up (here's a good site: pokemondb.net/pokedex/national )

I think it'd be fun to have a mix of people woofing them and people attempting to make them good. Or if you actually like them, just drawing them. haha!
  • Listening to: how come
  • Reading: play
  • Watching: anymore,
  • Playing: we don't
  • Eating: nightcrawlers
  • Drinking: Frank?
So MrNostalgia is doing a big first generation Pokémon collab and it seems really fun. (I did a koffing for it yay!) I see a ton of people do big collabs and I figure with the amount of awesome artists I have following me I could totally do a cool one too! I'm kind of on a Pokémon kick lately (I've been designing a ton of fakemon which I may or may not put up some day) and I thought it'd be fun to do a big 2nd generation collab.

But I thought of something a little more interesting: pick all the shittiest Pokémon and do a big shitty Pokémon collab.I'm not really basing it on which are just shitty fighters, like magikarp, just the ones that have really shitty forgettable designs. Like "who the hell is getting paid to think these up?

I'm still compiling the list, it's hard because I don't want repeats of every caterpie and pidgey variations or anything like that because, while they are really shitty they'd just clog everything up. And I'm not sure if I want to do all the evolutions of just one shitty Pokémon for the same reason.

Here's my list thus far:

#268 Cascoon

#269 Dustox

#273 Seedot

#274 Nuzleaf

#275 Shiftry

#283 Surskit

#284 Masquerain

#293 Whismur

#294 Loudred

#295 Exploud

#297 Hariyama

#299 Nosepass

#311 Plusle

#312 Minun

#337 Lunatone

#338 Solrock

#344 Claydol

#345 Lileep

#346 Cradily

#368 Gorebyss

#370 Luvdisc

#412 Burmy

#413 Wormadam

#436 Bronzor

#437 Bronzong

#438 Bonsly

#440 Happiny

#442 Spiritomb

#462 Magnezone

#464 Rhyperior

#465 Tangrowth

#467 Magmortar

#468 Togekiss

#474 Porygon-Z

#476 Probopass

#478 Froslass

#550 Basculin

#568 Trubbish

#569 Garbodor

#574 Gothita

#575 Gothorita

#583 Vanillish

#589 Escavalier

#590 Foongus

#591 Amoonguss

#593 Jellicent

#594 Alomomola

#597 Ferroseed

#600 Klang

#605 Elgyem

#618 Stunfisk

#641 Tornadus

#648 Meloetta


You'll probably have to look most of those up (here's a good site: pokemondb.net/pokedex/national )

So give me some suggestions for the list if you have 'em, and tell me if you'd be interested in doing it at all!

I think it'd be fun to have a mix of people woofing them and people attempting to make them good. Or if you actually like them, just drawing them. haha!
  • Listening to: how come
  • Reading: play
  • Watching: anymore,
  • Playing: we don't
  • Eating: nightcrawlers
  • Drinking: Frank?
and then make me click browse for no reason



stop that.

I'm too lazy for this
I'm not clicking your folders already

UGH
  • Listening to: how come
  • Reading: play
  • Watching: anymore,
  • Playing: we don't
  • Eating: nightcrawlers
  • Drinking: Frank?
www.threadless.com/submission/…
can you vote 5 on threadless for my bro? C'mon I know you have a threadless account. just click 5. If you don't want to do that just like it on facebook. I bet if you did god would grant you awesome skateboarding skills.

This is my best bro in the world we're talking about. Like bff since 7th grade bro. We used to quote invader zim and think we were funny. So yeah please vote 5!

Thanks brotato chips! :heart:
  • Listening to: Elephant
  • Reading: honey.
  • Watching: It's
  • Playing: an
  • Eating: elephant.
  • Drinking: .
show me some people that inspire you
so I can suck their life force.

Here are some of mine.. there are a billion but y'know I'll never remember them all so I'm just gonna go through my uncleaned deviantions inbox (got 2,991 pictures in there, yoips)

:iconwolfentir: :iconsienapie: :iconpocketowl: :iconb1nd1: :iconfristdynamo2: :iconkichaa: :iconhiemsoshi: :iconmoosekleenex: :iconstefanthompson: :iconkicksatanout: :iconivegotworms: :iconnjeekyo: :iconlopside: :iconquenepa: :iconrae-j: :iconstervi: :iconcwicket: :iconmarras6: :iconsexysexybicycle: :iconfriendbeast: :iconblandcrayon: :iconsuckerpunches: :iconsout: :iconjoapa: :iconmonkey-mafia: :iconpikaole: :iconpotatofarmgirl: :iconsyosa: :icongoatpox:
  • Listening to: a bee bit
  • Reading: my bottom
  • Watching: and now
  • Playing: my bottom
  • Eating: is
  • Drinking: big.
"thanks for the watch" to people who didn't watch us.
just cuz.


Also since I submitted that pokemon picture I'm impressed with the amount of pokemon folders you people have.
great job!
  • Listening to: EEEEEEEEEE
  • Reading: EEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Watching: HHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Playing: HHHHHHHHHH
  • Eating: HHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Drinking: HHHHHhhhhhhhhh
me an my gay best friend lopside rote a catron on facebook its rely good

    Grace E. Gogarty:  will you do me a favor?
I can't zoom in like a mac can. I need you to zoom in on something.
  and no matter how scary it gets, just keep zooming?

Louis Hayes: I can and will.
  
Grace E. Gogarty: are you ready?

Louis Hayes: uh.
I suppose.

Grace E. Gogarty:  zoom in on the mouth.
i.imgur.com/b0l9j.jpg
GO!

Louis Hayes: OH MY GOD.
    
Grace E. Gogarty: KEEP ZOOMING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    
Louis Hayes: LEMME UPLOAD MY FINDINGS
   
Grace E. Gogarty: excellent.
you've been most helpful in my studies
    
Louis Hayes: i43.tinypic.com/20r6xac.png
  how
  how does this happen
  
Grace E. Gogarty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
desktop'd

Louis Hayes: she is a goddess
    
Grace E. Gogarty: waifu.
  
Louis Hayes: I want to lock her in the basement and breed with her.
lovingly.

Grace E. Gogarty:  tenderly.
  relentlessly.
  her babies will just be little circles with just that mouth.
and only make loud screaming noises.
like EHHHHHHHHH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
   
Louis Hayes: and i will cherish them.
and love them.

Grace E. Gogarty:  a bow for each!
    
Louis Hayes: and they will carry on my legacy as best they can
  
Grace E. Gogarty: of a different color!
    
Louis Hayes:  and a little bonnet
    
Grace E. Gogarty: for the favorite.
   
Louis Hayes: the most well mannered will have a power suit.
and a single red high heel on the slutty one.

Grace E. Gogarty: and she'll have gobs of runny lipstick around her large gummy mouth. the teeth slightly tinted red.
  " eeeeeeh!"
" EHHHHHHHH!"
    
Louis Hayes: even though it has no feet
   
Grace E. Gogarty: "EHHHERRREHHHHHHHHHHH"
  it'll be a wheelies high heel.
so she can wheel herself around the house.
Quietly peer out the window in the parlor.
never moving.

Louis Hayes: yes.
    how special for her.

   
Grace E. Gogarty: and the shy one has bangs
no other hair, just bangs.
    
Louis Hayes: we are developing a cartoon right now, you realize
    
Grace E. Gogarty: I was thinking more of a "feel good movie of the yeaar"
   
Louis Hayes: also works.
   
Grace E. Gogarty: like a mr. popper's penguins sort of thing
    
Louis Hayes: lots of well meaning hijinx
   
Grace E. Gogarty: at the end you learn that to love is to let go
and set them free
it's all very emotional
  • Listening to: EEEEEEEEEE
  • Reading: EEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Watching: HHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Playing: HHHHHHHHHH
  • Eating: HHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Drinking: HHHHHhhhhhhhhh
Maybe I should just draw a bunch of fanart until I can kick start myself back into drawing. I haven't done anything in forever. I REMEMBER WHEN I DREW A PICTURE DAMN NEAR EVERY DAY.

I feel like it's a mix of not really shooting for a career in art anymore and having more of a social life that's killed my art. It's kinda weird, I got bored the other day and just started looking through old pictures and I was weirded out that I was able to draw. like. I DON'T REMEMBER BEING OK AT DRAWING. oh I'm confusing myself.


TIME TO DOODLE FANART AND NEVER POST IT AND THEN CRY.
but what cartoons and popular media should I drawwwww?? hmm.
  • Listening to: I
  • Reading: can't
  • Watching: believe
  • Playing: I ate
  • Eating: the whole
  • Drinking: thing.
HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANTED TO MAJOR IN?

I think maybe I want to be a biology/botony major but I guess that's stupid. :'(

I'M CONFUSED WITH LIFE IN GENERAL I GUESS.
  • Listening to: I'd
  • Reading: pee
  • Watching: in
  • Playing: her
  • Eating: butt
  • Drinking: .
How come MY Daily Deviations never get an explanation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fav.me/d2zagd8

starreh.deviantart.com/art/Geo…

EVERYONE ELSE GETS ONE. WHAT, DO THEY RENDER YOU SPEECHLESS OR SOMETHING? BS, DON'T TRY TO BUTTER ME UP TO GET YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE, DEVIANTART.  I'm gonna go make my own.

"hey someone really famous suggested this so we picked it, cool use of gross pigs"

"hey you put some filters on this to make it look like a competent animation and we ran out of pictures of naked people, so good job!"

there now I feel better. :3
  • Listening to: I'd
  • Reading: pee
  • Watching: in
  • Playing: her
  • Eating: butt
  • Drinking: .
I don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WHY. WHY. Why? why.

Thank you. I don't get it. I don't deserve one, let alone two. I'm so confused. ;____; :heart:
  • Listening to: I'd
  • Reading: pee
  • Watching: in
  • Playing: her
  • Eating: butt
  • Drinking: .
I was at the laundromat the other day. I had nothing to do and nowhere to go so I decided to just sit around and wait for my clothes to finish up. While I was waiting, a man got down on his hands and knees and began crawling around. His wife soon did the same, closely followed by their two kids. They just crawled around on the floor and looked under the washing machines.

Soon after, my washing machine began making loud awful sounds and shaking violently. About 5 children swarmed the scene and began climbing all over the washing machine, whilst the family still crawled around. They left when the cycle was over so I went and put my clothes in the dryer. When I went to sit back down, I locked eyes with a little kid. She proceeded to piss her pants, while staring at me, her eye contact unwavering.

As I left, the homeless man who sleeps on my land lady's porch sometimes kept repeating that his mother and father were dead, and asked if he could use my phone, as he had done the last 2 times I went to the laundromat. I said no.



I thought moving from St. Louis would help me escape the crazy, but as I suspected, the crazy comes to me.
I love it.
  • Listening to: I'd
  • Reading: pee
  • Watching: in
  • Playing: her
  • Eating: butt
  • Drinking: .
HELLO AGAIN FRIENDS AND LOVERS~

SO. I moved out of my mom's house, flew out to San Jose, found a place to live, and got hired at Toys R Us! And yes, I plan to ride one of those decapitated horses on a stick all around the store. Preferably with one of those plastic flexible balls stretched over my head. So I can be a space cowgirl.

But now I'm back. Pretty cool right? You bet your sweet ass it is. I still have all my commission info saved, but I dunno if everyone who already had one is still interested after all this time so PLEASE RENOTE ME IF YOU ARE!

And then. I will draw it for you. And you'll be like "whaaaaaaaaaaaaat. thanks I guess."

And then I guess I'll reopen commissions with slightly higher prices because people have been complaining they're too low and that I'm stupid. And the truth hurts. But I'll probably only raise them each by like 2 doll-hairs. Because c'mon, all I draw is dogs an' shit and they're not worth that much. P.S. I LIKE DOING FLASH ICONS THE BEST


Anyways, this is the part of the journal where you imagine me throwing down a smoke ball and then dispersing into mystery and folklore.

~*~*~*~*POOF!~*~*~*~
  • Listening to: I'd
  • Reading: pee
  • Watching: in
  • Playing: her
  • Eating: butt
  • Drinking: .

Soon My Pets... Soon...

Journal Entry: Thu Aug 11, 2011, 11:33 AM


6 notifications, 1,874 Deviations, 604 Journals/polls, 9,272 Feedback Messages...

DELETED!!!!!

Jesus Christ! If you have something you wanted to show me, just show me here cause all that just went down the drain.. Jeepers!


ANYWAYS. I will be back here drawing you wonderful things soon, hopefully! I'm moving in 2 weeks.. Packing up my clothes and my laptop and just flying out to California. When I land I'll be trying to find an apartment and a job right away sooo.. That'll be a little bit crazy. But I'm hoping to get situated in about a week and then be back to drawing and talking to you wonderful people!! I just wanted to let you know that I'm not completely dead and I will be back at some point! I don't understand how people are still watching me, but I'm really honored! :heart:

I'm gonna miss home a ton.. Everything and everyone I know is here! I don't want to leave my friends or break things off with my boyfriend but... Duty calls! I am excited to meet one of my best friends, :iconraunchyopposition: though! I'll be moving extremely close to him! All up in his personal bubble. Stealing his belongings and using his toilet even when I don't need to. Aw yeah.

Wish me luck, friends and lovers!!

Show me any cool art you've done while I've been away!

  • Listening to: there ain't
  • Reading: no such thing
  • Watching: as
  • Playing: skassquatches
  • Eating: !!
  • Drinking: GOD!

RIP my dearest Tablette! (also commissions=closed)

Journal Entry: Tue May 31, 2011, 4:26 PM


Boy oh boy, just about hit the 2 year mark and ol' Tablette the tablet finally gave out! JUST LIKE ALL THE REST! THEY ALL LEAVE ME EVENTUALLY!

Blerg! Obviously I can't finish up my commissions for a bit till I get a new one.. Shouldn't be too long, I have a bit of money saved up for when I move so I can probably use some of that. I'm not taking any new commissions but I'll keep everyone on the list! If you find you don't want the commission anymore and want to drop out, just note me!

I suppose I'll get back to drawing... with a pencil...??
That'll be a laugh and a half.
I have no scanner though... She and I, much like Tablette, went our separate ways some time ago.


But eh, it's not like I've been around DA nor the world wide web lately anyways! (BakaMichi even jokes about it in her webcam!)
Used to be I'd spend maybe a week or two without much human contact whatsoever ;_;. THE INTERNET WAS ALL I HAD!

But then the school year ended and errebody came back from college and now I'm hardly ever home! It's been really nice, I hang out with people till the wee hours of the morning and then my friend makes me ad-lib stupid shit in weird voices while he tries to lip-sync it on photobooth. (EX. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JAIPf… and www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qZygy… . The kitty-cat one made me lose my voice cause we redid it so many times. But I never could get passed the dog part without laughing)

But yeah, I bought new shoes that don't have holes in the bottoms of 'em (I CAN WALK ON RUGGED TERRAINS NOW!) and the weathers so nice I've been riding my bike every day! I'll try and supply you with new scribbles ASAP!


tl;dr: I ain't got much, but life is swell!



BONUS: LAST THINGS I DREW BEFORE TABLET IMPLODED:

this is his mehour! corgies are totes dorb
..guess she died from lack of quality.

  • Listening to: there ain't
  • Reading: no such thing
  • Watching: as
  • Playing: skassquatches
  • Eating: !!
  • Drinking: GOD!

Stop being naked, have some Decency! Buy my shirt!

Journal Entry: Mon May 23, 2011, 2:42 PM


GUESS WHAT'S AVAILABLE ON THREEEEEEADLESSSSSSSSSSSS~!

That's right! Trendy clothes for your baby!
ALSO A DRAWING I DREW, NO BIG!


Remember this sexy little number?

Well now you can cover up your tits with it! (I say tits because according to my poll 83% of my watchers are of the lady variety.)


I mean just look at the badass models. They're posing like wild beasts. Clearly, this shirt makes you a beast.

THE POWERS THAT BE
Or at the very least beast-like. Where people on the street do a double take when they pass you and then turn to their friend and say "Dude I totally thought that person was a beast" and their friend is like "LOL omg I can totally see that" and then the one guy stops hanging out with that guy cause he says "lol" and "omg" in real life.

FOLLOW THIS TO WHERE YOU MAY PURCHASE ONE: www.threadless.com/product/290…
A bit pricey at 20$, but if you've ever been to urban outfitters it's a steal. Plus these shirts aren't paper thin and there isn't a clerk staring at you disapproving of your choice in fashion. Not like they would if you were buying this. They'd probably offer to take you out for drinks and you'd be like "Are you kidding me?" cause you're out of their league and they know it.

  • Listening to: there
  • Reading: no such thing
  • Watching: skassquatches
  • Playing: ain't
  • Eating: as
  • Drinking: !!