Read the twenty five known facts then add a fact or facts of your own. then I'll add it to the list.
1. The first rule about Chuck Norris is: You do not talk about Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris can divide zero.
3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
4. Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.
5. Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
6. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every nigh, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
9. Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
11. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
12. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
13. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
14. If a tree falls in a forest does anyone here it? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris hears everything.
15. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.
16. Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, oven or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.
17. If by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
18. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
19. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the sun up.
20. Ninja want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
21. Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness and possibly foot-sized bruises on the face.
22. How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
23. When you're Chuck Norris, anybody + anything is equal to one - one roundhouse kick to the face.
24. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth then boils the water with his own rage.
25. Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
26. There's no such thing as a fire-breathing dragon. Only a fire-breathing Chuck Norris.
27. Its a birds...its a plane...its superman!?....no its Chuck Norris!
28. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
29. Chuck Norris could eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved.
30. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
31. Chuck Norris can beat the wall in tennis.
32. Chuck Norris can shoot down a plane by pointing and saying "bang".