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My Bio
Thomas Corfield was born in London several years ago, definitely before last Thursday. This was a good year for all concerned, and for him in particular, because without it, later years would mean little. He owes a lot to that first year, and now lives because of it in undisclosed locations after having successfully absconded from probation. Although he finds making friends difficult, this is only because no one likes him. Including his mother, who didn’t bother giving him a name until he was nine. His solicitor describes him as having an allergy to apostrophes and an aversion to punctuation that borders on pathological. This makes the popularity of his books all the more remarkable. At least it would if there was any. But there isn't. So it doesn't. He was recently interviewed in Joomag's Meals of Food magazine, which didn't help anyone.

Favourite Visual Artist
Gordon French-Merle
Favourite Movies
Singen Vot Garten
Favourite TV Shows
The Boys of Crimea
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Jesus Christ My Penis, Dooven Muzak
Favourite Books
The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
Favourite Games
Egg Noodle and Forty Winks with a Lit Cadle
Favourite Gaming Platform
Tools of the Trade
Other Interests
Absconding from probation

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