Timmy the Reaper
Created by Tyler Gates
Warning: This written series is overly ridiculous and may cause some readers to go "wtf". Oh, it also has some nasty themes and gore n' stuff too.
"Spasm of the Boogy Fiend"
(o.o) I'd like to dedicate this chapter to the squirrel
.you'll get what I mean
Deep in the bowels of the SRRA Headquarters, located in Some City, Agent RYE works endlessly and without waver on his latest case. Agent Shroom's thin knees bend and shake under the weight of case files and papers he carries through RYE's office door, slamming the massive pile onto his desk, waking the aggravated RYE up from his short three-week nap.
"What the hell, Shroom!? Can't you see I was resting my hell eyes? Where the hell's my coffee that I asked for hell ages ago, hell sake!" [(o.o) RYE's Hell Count currently stands at 5]
Shroom wipes his forehead of sweat, having worked all of the SRRA cases since he was 'promoted' to RYE's kiss-arse-bitch-assistant, "But sir, you asked for that coffee three-weeks a-"the agent is interrupted, "I don't want to hear your excuses Shroom! Now go get me some chicken-on-a-stick, and none of that dead-crap, I want live stuff!"
Shroom glances down at the Reaper Case File, which appears to be growing with evidence, "But sir, what about the Reaper-?"
"Shroom!? With all your 'buts' I'm beginning to think you're a HOMO! A HOMO, Shroom, you hear me!? Now go get MY CHICKEN!"
"Yes, sir! Right away," Agent Shroom rushes out of the room in a panic, kicking a cat through a wall as he frantically runs. [(o.o) For the record, that cat owed me $40 and a hotdog from BurntWienerTM
it got what it deserved]
------- Meanwhile in the Reaper Wasteland -------
General-Director Grimsta appears as a giant, morbidly obese Cow-octopus-thing as she lies over her crumbling throne, eating from piles of cheesecake.
.ACK!" [ (o.o) No, this isn't the sexual sounds of some crazy Arab woman]
Suddenly a short skeleton servant appears before her, "Yes General-Director
She rolls her fat eyes over to the direction of the skeletal servant, "Bring me more cheesecake!"
Ack glances at the ground, "So I can spit in it you disgustingly-overweight-ugly-arse-talking-walrus-fat-fatty-fat-fat-fat-bitch?"
"What was that?" The oblivious Grimsta licks her lips with her worm-tongue.
"Uhhh, nothing. More cheesecake coming up, ma'am."
While Ack steps away to get more cheesecake and secretly mix his saliva into the desserts [(o.o) Yum], Grimsta notices the depressed Timmy sitting on a skull, his head rested in his hands. The Reaper's scythe peeks out of his robes, "I wanna go kill things ~ Why can't we kill things? I neeeeed to kill thinnnngssss~!"
Timmy sighs, "We just finished killing all three-hundred of our day's quota, plus that mongoose you just HAD to slaughter."
The scythe suddenly has a tone of remembrance to its voice, "Oh yeeaaahhhhh~ Ehehe, the mongoose, hehehe. I want watermelon!"
------Somewhere else, some days later --------
A little boy hugs his boogy-covered teddy-bear (called Spinach) tightly, tearing-up as he whimpers in his bed, looking at the door with the only light in the bedroom coming through the window [(o.o) Thank the stars]. He would cry out for his mother, but all he would get is, "I'm ignoring you right now honey, annoy your dad," and all he'd get from his father is, "You ruined my life!" [(o.o) I wish I had a caring family like that]
Something impacts against the door, the young boy starts to cry, holding his Spinach close. The door then explodes apart as an incredibly tall, incredibly thin creature steps into the room, its beady eyes glaring at him, its forked-tongue hissing. The boy screams at the top of his lunges, but no one but the squirrel outside hears him, no one but the squirrel.
Blood splatters across the room window, and soon it falls silent
[(o.o) After that, you just know the squirrel is gonna have problems].
To Be Disembodied
(o.o) A small heads-up, in the upcoming Chapter 5 on Wednesday the first cameo is set to appear
PS. Cameos aren't just limited to one a chapter