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TtR4: Spasm of the Boogy Fiend

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Published: July 20, 2011
Timmy the Reaper
                 Created by Tyler Gates

Warning: This written series is overly ridiculous and may cause some readers to go "wtf". Oh, it also has some nasty themes and gore n' stuff too.

"Spasm of the Boogy Fiend"
(o.o) I'd like to dedicate this chapter to the squirrel….you'll get what I mean

     Deep in the bowels of the SRRA Headquarters, located in Some City, Agent RYE works endlessly and without waver on his latest case. Agent Shroom's thin knees bend and shake under the weight of case files and papers he carries through RYE's office door, slamming the massive pile onto his desk, waking the aggravated RYE up from his short three-week nap.
      "What the hell, Shroom!? Can't you see I was resting my hell eyes? Where the hell's my coffee that I asked for hell ages ago, hell sake!" [(o.o) RYE's Hell Count currently stands at 5]
      Shroom wipes his forehead of sweat, having worked all of the SRRA cases since he was 'promoted' to RYE's kiss-arse-bitch-assistant, "But sir, you asked for that coffee three-weeks a-"the agent is interrupted, "I don't want to hear your excuses Shroom! Now go get me some chicken-on-a-stick, and none of that dead-crap, I want live stuff!"
      Shroom glances down at the Reaper Case File, which appears to be growing with evidence, "But sir, what about the Reaper-?"
      "Shroom!? With all your 'buts' I'm beginning to think you're a HOMO! A HOMO, Shroom, you hear me!? Now go get MY CHICKEN!"
      "Yes, sir! Right away," Agent Shroom rushes out of the room in a panic, kicking a cat through a wall as he frantically runs. [(o.o) For the record, that cat owed me $40 and a hotdog from BurntWienerTM…it got what it deserved]
------- Meanwhile in the Reaper Wasteland -------
      General-Director Grimsta appears as a giant, morbidly obese Cow-octopus-thing as she lies over her crumbling throne, eating from piles of cheesecake.
      "Ack…..Ack…….ACK!" [ (o.o) No, this isn't the sexual sounds of some crazy Arab woman]
      Suddenly a short skeleton servant appears before her, "Yes General-Director….eh….ma'am?"
      She rolls her fat eyes over to the direction of the skeletal servant, "Bring me more cheesecake!"
      Ack glances at the ground, "So I can spit in it you disgustingly-overweight-ugly-arse-talking-walrus-fat-fatty-fat-fat-fat-bitch?"
      "What was that?" The oblivious Grimsta licks her lips with her worm-tongue.
      "Uhhh, nothing. More cheesecake coming up, ma'am."
      While Ack steps away to get more cheesecake and secretly mix his saliva into the desserts [(o.o) Yum], Grimsta notices the depressed Timmy sitting on a skull, his head rested in his hands. The Reaper's scythe peeks out of his robes, "I wanna go kill things ~ Why can't we kill things? I neeeeed to kill thinnnngssss~!"
      Timmy sighs, "We just finished killing all three-hundred of our day's quota, plus that mongoose you just HAD to slaughter."
      The scythe suddenly has a tone of remembrance to its voice, "Oh yeeaaahhhhh~ Ehehe, the mongoose, hehehe. I want watermelon!"
------Somewhere else, some days later --------
      A little boy hugs his boogy-covered teddy-bear (called Spinach) tightly, tearing-up as he whimpers in his bed, looking at the door with the only light in the bedroom coming through the window [(o.o) Thank the stars]. He would cry out for his mother, but all he would get is, "I'm ignoring you right now honey, annoy your dad," and all he'd get from his father is, "You ruined my life!" [(o.o) I wish I had a caring family like that]
      Something impacts against the door, the young boy starts to cry, holding his Spinach close. The door then explodes apart as an incredibly tall, incredibly thin creature steps into the room, its beady eyes glaring at him, its forked-tongue hissing. The boy screams at the top of his lunges, but no one but the squirrel outside hears him, no one but the squirrel.
      Blood splatters across the room window, and soon it falls silent…[(o.o) After that, you just know the squirrel is gonna have problems].

To Be Disembodied…   

(o.o) A small heads-up, in the upcoming Chapter 5 on Wednesday the first cameo is set to appear :P PS. Cameos aren't just limited to one a chapter  
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KatM13's avatar
KatM13|Hobbyist General Artist
it that a JTHM reference i see?
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Immaculus's avatar
Immaculus|Professional Writer
Yes, yes it is ^.^ the lil boy is a homage to Squee
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KatM13|Hobbyist General Artist
aw yay! i luv squee!and shmee of course...
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FallenAngelKokoro|Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol no one but the squirrel indeed XD lol i like these characters alot :D especially ack :3 if only i could draw skeletons though ~.~
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icy7|Hobbyist General Artist
Nice JtHM refference :D
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Immaculus|Professional Writer
mhm ^.^
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mom1995577's avatar
no ones gona belive the squirrle when he tells his buddies what happened XD
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k8g8s8|Hobbyist General Artist
Cool story .........was it just me or is that little boy todd from jthm ....... it is so much like him ....... but eny way cool club and cool story
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Immaculus|Professional Writer
haha thanks :) and who was Todd? o.O was he in the main JtHM story or was he in those other side stories that weren't related?
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k8g8s8|Hobbyist General Artist
No prob ..... he is in the 1 comic ¬_______¬ nny calls him suqee ...... i call him todd its his reall name ...... he has his one book
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Immaculus|Professional Writer
Ohhhhhhh, now I know who you're talking about. Lol if you had said Squee I would have known who you meant xD and the boy isn't Squee but he's a homage to Squee :)
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InvisibleOrchid's avatar
SQUIRREL!!!!!! :D Please keep writing!
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Immaculus|Professional Writer
That's the plan :)
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Kurrona|Hobbyist General Artist
poor squirrle :meow:
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Immaculus|Professional Writer
haha, the squirrel appears again in a later chapter :P
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Kurrona|Hobbyist General Artist
yay! :w00t:
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