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Timmy the Reaper
                 Created by Tyler Gates

Warning: This written series is overly ridiculous and may cause some readers to go "wtf". Oh, it also has some nasty themes and gore n' stuff too.

(o.o) I believe my obsession with cheesecake has been made apparent, but just in case...

-----in a crap-tastic apartment located somewhere in Some City -----
      April gets back from a job interview for a dog's nail-stylist position which was vacated several weeks ago after the previous girl who had the job died in her bathroom – April didn't like the bitch anyway, she always stole her coffee [(o.o) You won't find a higher crime; in fact the stealing of one's coffee leads to the penalty of mutilation, skin flaying, being buried alive, and no TV or computer for a week]. Checking her mobile phone as she steps into the door, [(o.o) also known to the Americans as a Portable-Tele-Communications-Device] she notices she has one voice message from her boyfriend, George.
      She reveals a slight frown, and decides to listen to yet another one of his depressing and pathetic whines about life. She puts the message on loud speaker.
      "What the? What do you want?........Hey, you're not....? AAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! OH DEEEEARRRRRRRR GODDDDDD!!!! NOOOOO, AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOT MY INTESTINES! OH GOD NO, I NEED THAAATTTTTT!! AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the message dies, and April just stares at her phone in hand.
      ".... I'm so over being his girlfriend...," she scoffs with an unimpressed look.
-----------Reaper Wasteland ---------
      Carrying Scythe in the usual position leaning over his shoulder, Timmy exits a vortex, approaching the desk of Mr. Killall, whose sinister expression welcomes them while he drinks from his warm cup of blood mixed with granny toenails. [(o.o) Don't knock it till you try it]
      Timmy sighs, placing his completed Named list onto the desk, "There, it's done."
      Killall glances at the list and then at the Reaper, suddenly leaning his long slim figure over the desk and giving a wide grin, his face but an inch from Timmy's, "I'm sorry, but I can't register the Named you've killed on that list."
      "But, why-" responding so fast to the question that I couldn't even put a question mark in, Killall responds with a widened grin, "The system is down."
      Timmy glances confused, "..But... we don't use computers.."
      Killall's eyes turn pure red and black veins spread like webs across his face, "The-system-is-down, Mr. Timmy." He then quickly reverts to normal, sitting comfortably back in his chair, sipping blood and eating live rats. [(o.o)  If it aint squealing as you eat it, it aint worth eating...unless it's cheesecake...though you can get those screaming cheesecakes, they taste good]
      A giant octopus tentacle hammers down onto the ground out in the distance, creating a slight tremor as an enormous obese octopus thing thrashes in fury, screaming with a booming voice, "I WANT MORE CHEESECAKE!!" [(o.o) See? She gets the idea]
      Timmy stares over at the giant, ugly creature as it slams its tentacles against the ground, "...Is that..Director-General Grimsta?"
      Scythe giggles, "Look at her...hehe..she looks like that fat monster, y'know the morbidly obese thing we killed using a blender a few months back?~"
     Timmy sighs, "You mean Rosie O'Donnell?"
      "Ohhhhhhhh, that's what its name was~"    
      The skeleton servant, Ack, approaches the giant Grimsta, yelling up to her, "But Director-General, ma'am, you've eaten all the cheesecake, there IS no more!" Grimsta's giant blood-shot eyes glance down at him with a vicious intent. Ack looks up at her with concern, ".....We have millipede mud cake you could eat..."
      Timmy and Killall look on as the bones of Ack scatter through the air.
      "AWWW~ I liked that guy~" Scythe says with slight disappointment.
      Killall responds, "Yes well, he knew the risks of his job.... when he was involuntarily enslaved into it." [(o.o) I know, this is ridiculous, see this is why I've always said the involuntarily enslaved should have a union...]
      Timmy, Scythe, and Killall look on in awe while the gigantic Grimsta rampages...
---------Several hours of bloody rampaging and popcorn eating later ------------
      A worn out Grimsta lays collapsed, the terrain appearing as though it was hit with numerous earthquakes – her active rampage burning away all her calories and leaving her reverted to her normal-sized appearance of a common human woman, though now a bit overweight.
     Timmy munches on some popcorn, "I don't envy the guy who has to clean all that up."
     Killall appears to have a headache...
------Elsewhere in a not so important place------
      A bald guy sits on the toilet, reading the newspaper, "Hm, looks like the Marshalls might win this season."

To Be Disembodied...

(o.o) Due to funding costs, and buying all that cheesecake, I've been forced to promote advertisements in order to get more money. My accountant informs me that
-50,000,000,000 is not a good thing, and that I'm 'bankrupt' or some shit.

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Chapter 8 [link]
Chapter 7 <- You are here
Chapter 6 [link]

Chapter 1 [link]

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Once you've read the latest chapter, feel free to answer the second Reaper Feedback Question and post your answer as a comment to this blog....

Q: Of all the minor roles seen thus far: Spinach the Bear (Chapter 4), Larry the Donkey (Chapter 6), The traumatised squirrel (Chapter 4), The Aliens (Chapter 6)…which one are you most keen on seeing recur throughout the series?
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FallenAngelKokoro Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol i like april's response to that XD and awwww poor ack :< he shall always be remembered as the skeleton who brought cheesecakes :<
pohieee Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011
it's good has to worked on a little bit so that can be more readable for almost every body, you have to put some more details, so that the reader can make a picture in the mind that will last a little bit longer, the pure basic and the story are very good, but still need some twisted and good work to be done. keep it up.
all best
Ruirize Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011
This is awesome! Can't wait for more :3
Immaculus Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Professional Writer
Haha, Chapter 8 will be coming out 17th so soon :D
gopotter Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Student Writer
Hmm... Poor Killall.
emilymz Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
i wish i had some cheesecake v.v
Immaculus Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Professional Writer
yeah I feel your pain v.v
emilymz Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
woo, i'm not alone ^.^
Kurrona Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
screaming cheescakes?.....*drools* sounds yummy. thou i do prefer blackblood with a side of madness myself kukuku~! :D
Immaculus Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Professional Writer
haha :P
Kurrona Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol :meow:
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