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Timmy the Reaper
                 Created by Tyler Gates

Warning: This written series is overly ridiculous and may cause some readers to go "wtf". Oh, it also has some nasty themes and gore n' stuff too.

"Attack of the Apathetic Douchenossle"
(o.o) These titles do make you wonder, don't they?

      The 6 o'clock news flashes onto the television, with the anchorman reporting.
      "Last night, a young five-year-old boy was brutally slaughtered and eaten alive in his bedroom by what police believe to have been some kind of supernatural monster that none of us believe in. The boy's older brother….," the anchorman squints to read the prompter, "….A Tom…Thompson? Thomas? Danielle? Anyway, he had this to say."
      The screen flashes to the brother with a microphone held to his mouth, "….Ummmm, wait, I had a brother? You reckon?"
      The screen flashes back to the anchorman, "More on this story as it develops. Coming up after the break, how YOU can win a pair of shoes that nobody likes."
      The television then clicks off as a young depressed man, Reece Boy, sits on the lounge, throwing the TV remote to the floor as he sighs.
      "Why couldn't that have been me? I want to die so bad! I mean my life is totally meaningless; I'm ugly, and fat, and useless, and fat, and my last girlfriend was a FISH, and it STILL didn't work out. My life so totally sucks dust-bunnies!"
      The whiny young man is then startled by a sigh from Timmy, who is suddenly sitting beside him on the lounge, "Yeah, tell me about it. I mean, you're my 298th Named today, the 297th was an old man about a billion-years-old who kept calling me Lucy and shitting his pants."
      The Reaper's scythe left leaning over his shoulder then screeches with excitement, "HE GAVE ME PEANUTS~! I like peanuts…."
      Reece remains sitting, eyes wide, staring at the little Reaper beside him as he raises his hand to point at the being, "Y-You're him, aren't you? The one that everyone's been talking about lately; Timmy the Reaper?"
      Timmy sighs, "Mhm, that's me, Timmy." [(o.o) I bet you're wondering why I haven't commented yet? Wait, shit I just did! Forget you ever saw this….FORGET! Or so help me God, I will lick my feet!...]  
      Reece quickly grabs Timmy tight, shaking him violently with excitement, "I've been waiting for this moment all four-weeks of my life! I'd hope something like you existed to take away my pain; my suffering!" The Reaper just blankly stares as he is shaken more and more, with Reece's fingers digging into him, "You're here, you're really here! Finally my anguish will stop, my misery will end! Ehe..eheh….this is great..ehehehe…really..it's fantastic…ehahah…..ahahahahh! FANTASTIC!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!" [(o.o) Ok, this guy's crazier than pickles]
      The scythe listens to the ranting and laughter while watching Timmy being shaken like a shaky-sort-of-thing with its non-eyes, "YAY~! I think he's broken in the brain~"
      Peering into the mad-Reece's bloodshot eyes, with an empty expression Timmy responds to the weapon, "…..Hmmm, Scythe, it would be nice to have a little assistance…. He's grasping me so tight I feel like a maggot-turtle being crushed by a giant ogre from the ninth level of craziness."
      "OWKAY!" The scythe starts to move on its own, and with a swift strike through the air both arms of the lunatic are sent flying across the room with fountains of blood painting the walls.  [(o.o) Like to see Willow Smith top that style of paint job – I whip my limbs back n' forth♫]
      Reece screams in agony while releasing his hold on Timmy [ß(o.o) See what I did there? Hahaha, I'm a dickhead :P] as the scythe flies into the Reaper's hands. Reece's screaming soon turns into a mix of painful groans and satisfying laughter, "Ugh..ahahah…yes, yes I can feel me dying! YES! FINISH IT. FI-"Feeling a slight tingle Reece looks down, noticing the giant scythe's blade through his chest, "Ohhh, so that's what that was." Timmy rips the scythe up and through Reece's neck and head.
      Watching the remains fall to the floor, the scythe can't help but to sound disappointed, "Awwwww, that wasn't much fun~"
      Using the magical scene-shifter elixir, Timmy makes it appear as though Reece hanged himself with a coat-hanger - a suicide note saying, "I couldn't live without Fish."
      The Reaper rests his bloody-scythe back against his shoulder, facing away from the swinging corpse as he steps into a black vortex, sighing, "C'mon Scythe, our next Named is some dodgy Asian door-salesman, who sells mutant chickens to idiots." [(o.o) Just for the record, though that dialogue just now did use racist context, I would like to make it perfectly clear to all readers that I have absolutely nothing against idiots, they are a valuable race of people within our society]

To Be Disembodied…
For all the chapters and some amazing dark/supernatural art visit :icontimmythereaper:


Chapter 6 [link]
Chapter 5 <- You are here
Chapter 4 [link]

Chapter 1 [link]

Reaper feedback questions[link]

For a list of up and coming contests visit [link]

Comments are welcome :D
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:iconcheeriosbdr529:
cheeriosbdr529 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011  Student General Artist
EFFING MATURE CONTENT FILTER!
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Third-rate Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011  Student General Artist
O.o surely you can just click "display deviation anyway" ......
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cheeriosbdr529 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011  Student General Artist
I can't. Not from mobile view, anyway. I won't be able to do anything important on here except read my messages until Monday. I'm in the Outer Banks for my Grandma's birthday and the connection here can't decide whether or not it wants to work.
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Third-rate Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Student General Artist
ah i see D:< evil DA :/ hmmm that sucks hopefully you can read them when your next at a home computer?
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cheeriosbdr529 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Student General Artist
Yeah probably, after I take care of some important administrative duties for #TheMacabreDeviant. I'm gonna be tired when I get back! :sleep:
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FallenAngelKokoro Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
reece just lost some pieces of his brain and self entirely XD ha well he got what he wanted....except fish >3>
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Third-rate Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011  Student General Artist
><> fish~ and lols fair enough :L
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tottot2232 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
okay, does the author of this watch invader zim? because I LOVE scythe so far, and scythe reminds me so much of gir, that I hear his voice whenever I read parts with scythe talking XDD he just adds the perfect amount of stupidly funny comments to the story

I love timmy too though XDD love the whole story. really cool idea
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Immaculus Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Professional Writer
Yes, yes I do watch Invader Zim :P haha, and yes Scythe is my equivalent of GIR, I imagine his voice as well with Scythe but without the metallic/robotic sound :D INVADER ZIM FTW
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tottot2232 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I guessed. because as reading TtR, I was visualizing it in that style that invader zim has XD yea, it would make sense not to have the robotic sound. I still imagine that higher pitched voice to it though. >w< love invader zim
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Immaculus Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Professional Writer
yeah the high-pitch is what I imagine as well haha, however, when Chapter 1 of TtR is animated I'm not sure if Scythe will have the voice we imagine, since many ppl who've auditioned for the role don't really have that high pitch in their tone
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tottot2232 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh well :shrug: it'll still be cool to see how the animation goes, even if the characters don't look or sound like how people picture or imagine, and it'll still be fun to watch
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corrupt-purification Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
I started giggling like a mad woman at one point and startled my poor cat XD

Weird Al Yankovic should make "I whip my limbs n' forth" XD It would be one awesome song.
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Immaculus Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011  Professional Writer
^.^ hehe glad my series makes you alarm your cat with laughter xD
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corrupt-purification Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
X3 He wouldn't go near me for at least another hour before he realized I wasn't laughing like that anymore XD
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mom1995577 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011   Artist
XD it may sound morbid, but these make me laugh every time i read them!
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Immaculus Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011  Professional Writer
lol, it's ok - morbid is the perfect audience for this series ;) laugh all you want :D
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Kurrona Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
.....i dont like peanuts.....but i love that sycthe!!! :D
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Immaculus Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011  Professional Writer
haha :)
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koonmo Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I LOVE TIMMY AND HIS SCYTHE AND THIS WHOLE STORY. It's CRAZY.
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Immaculus Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011  Professional Writer
^_^ thankyou!
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koonmo Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Welcome!
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gopotter Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011  Student Writer
I feel like the phrase 'Bloody Murder' wouldn't even come close to covering it.
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Immaculus Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011  Professional Writer
haha. Just reading over this chapter I had almst forgotten how random it was xD
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gopotter Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011  Student Writer
Mustn't forget to be CRAZY!!!!! *cackles*
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Immaculus Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011  Professional Writer
o.O ...indeed
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gopotter Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011  Student Writer
Now, it may sound like I'm just being crazy.
I was in a public place today. Started nawing on my arm. Had to make up a logical excuse as to why I was nawing. I'm not kidding. True story.
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gopotter Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011  Student Writer
I'm going to go back to my corner now *naws on own arm*
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Immaculus Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Professional Writer
Really? No one has made a comment yet? C'mon guys, usually you're all so keen to voice your feedback :P
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