Timmy the Reaper
Created by Tyler Gates
Warning: This written series is overly ridiculous and may cause some readers to go "wtf". Oh, it also has some nasty themes and gore n' stuff too.
"The Final Countdown (Cinco)"
(o.o) According to Friedrich Nietzsche, the miserable have no other medicine but hope. Over one-hundred years later, he is still right. The concepts of misery have existed for as long as mankind have had the brain to realise it.
Deep in the darkness of the dark, dark, very dark realm of darkness, the guttural booming voice of Mors echoes.
"Death is for that which has not gone to its place of decay. It is an inevitable end, destined from an inevitable beginning. Death is absolute, and possesses no fault or means of escape unless the soul becomes a cog of it, and a means to that inevitable end. What Death loses is replaced, and the cogs continue to function forever as its device. Death's plans are now intertwining with the living to insure a fluency of balance. To maintain itself it must prepare for the actions it takes long before they occur. A completion of a plan is nearing. The End is close."
----Meanwhile, at Some Park (the same one seen in the last chapter)------
Shroom and his long-time girlfriend, Jacqueline, sit close together on a newly replaced park bench. [(o.o) This was gonna be the part where porn themed music was going to play and some voyeur kinkiness was going to go down. But recent cost-cuts had to be made and it wasn't financially possible, seeming as how our defence lawyer is too expensive these days to actually have defend our illegal actions
] Shroom becomes incredibly anxious and starts to sweat profusely.
The agent remembers back to when he and Jacqueline first met seventeen-years before, when they were both the geekiest and strangest teenagers respectively, back in Some High School. Shroom even recalls their first kiss on their second date in Some Park, and the awkwardness that occurred when their dental braces had locked together, requiring the assistance of three emergency dentist squads and the fire brigade. [(o.o) Definitely a memorable kiss...how lucky of them]
With Jacqueline taking no notice, Shroom starts to rummage through his pocket nervously. Finally, he pulls it out, [(o.o) Remember, I said there was going to be no porn, so don't jump to conclusions with your dirty minds! Besides, do you see any tentacles around?] revealing a plain, rose gold engagement ring. A stunned Jacqueline remains seated on the bench while Shroom moves down to the ground on one knee, holding out the ring to her with a trembling smile.
"This ring has been passed down through my family for generations, and just as it was once my mother's I now offer it to you. Will you marry me, Jacqueline?"
[(o.o) Word of the wise to stupid males: sentiments is a lovely idea for women, but at the end of the day she wanted a $20 billion ring with a diamond the size of Einstein's brain...dumbarse]
A tearful Jacqueline smiles in response, and replies, "I-" in that instant, Shroom watches in horror as a rumbling, heavily armoured mobile vehicle slams into the side of Jacqueline while totally obliterating the bench. The agent, only a few inches away from the side of the vehicle, is left wide-eyed in shock.
"What the hell was that? A mule? Hellin' things need to watch where they walk!" Head-Agent RYE says as he appears out of the mini-tank. [(o.o) Don't worry, I'll call an ambulance for her, right after I've finished
uh, whatever it is I'm not actually doing]
RYE gawks down at Shroom with a mixed expression of both confusion and frustration.
"Shroom, what the hell are you doing on the ground?..." the frustration becomes more apparent with no reply, "well, there isn't any time for your hellin' knee exercises, we got work to do! An End is coming; I can feel it in my groin..I mean, bones!" [(o.o) RYE's Hell Count: 28]
Without a moment of thought, RYE picks up and throws Shroom into the open vehicle, soon driving off in it, back to the SRRA Headquarters.
To Be Disembodied...