Timmy the Reaper
Created by Tyler Gates
Warning: This written series is overly ridiculous and may cause some readers to go "wtf". Oh, it also has some nasty themes and gore n' stuff too.
-----Downtown, Some City-----
With his theme song 'Insane in the Brain' by Cypress Hill awesomely playing in the background; the Funhouse escapee, Gid, walks anxiously down a crowded main street in awkward contrast to the rest of the brainless zombies, called 'people'.
His shifty eyes constantly keep a look out for Funhouse Retrievers. Carefully stepping past the masses of non-insane people, he tries not to draw attention to himself.
"Hey, you there," a weak voice echoes out from the nearby alleyway. A cautious Gid reluctantly follows toward the source of the voice, revealing a charcoaled, burnt Man Previously-From-In the Moon, lying on the dirty ground. [
"Oh, thank you. I'm Mani, the Man who used to live in the Moon. Well, it's not like I lived in it so much as I was banished to it, but
uh, maybe I'll tell you the story some other time. In the meantime, maybe we should get outta here."
Just as the pair leave the alleyway to continue on to a joint-adventure of wonder and enchantment, several Funhouse Retrievers, armed with plasma blasters and clad in white garments with SMILES masks, appear in front of them.
One points his weapon directly at Gid, "Get down on the ground now, and assume the sodomising-position
Wait, sorry I'm thinking back to my Deliverance days. Ahem, ok just get down on the ground then." [
Gid and Mani look to each other and in an instant respond to the Funhouse Retriever's demand by assaulting the armed squad, using kung-fu skills insane people inevitably seem to pickup.
--------Several kick-arse moves and slow motion manoeuvres later-----
Gid and Mani slowly walk away from the grounded and absolutely destroyed group of lunatic catchers, though come into the sight of an enormous, titanic robot called the 'Fuck-shit-upanator' donning a giant SMILES face. ." [
The titanic robot suddenly aims all five-hundred-thousand of its weapons across its hulking body directly at the pair, waiting for the slightest bit of movement the slightest excuse to fire.
Mani looks upon the machine in awe, soon raising his hands up, "
------Moments later in a scene reminiscent to the one described in "House of Insane Fun"-----
The pair, restrained in steel straightjackets, is dragged through white corridors. Finally reaching their room, both men are ditched hard against the back wall of it, with the door slamming shut behind them. A giant screen on the wall then flickers on, revealing the familiar icon of the A.I. SMILES.
[ ☺ ]Welcome back home, Funatic-5047677758 RYE, Gideon. Though, I suppose Adjunctive 12 isn't exactly the home you remember, but that is mainly your fault, now isn't it? Since, you did partake in the destruction of the central Funhouse Facility
and me. But don't worry, I don't hold grudges I just simply SMILE at your torment. And look, you brought a friend to help share the load of insanity gas. Wonderful.
Screams are heard from within the sealed room though there will be no ice cream this time. [
To Be Disembodied
(o.o) Hello, I thought I'd make an appearance just to clarify a few things. Firstly, Gid's full name 'Gideon' is of Hebrew origin, meaning both "The Destroyer" and "Mighty warrior", a suitable name for such a character I think. Secondly, despite what you may have thought, Gid's Funatic registration number is not some random number I got from my head but was actually the number printed on my dad's hospital wristband when he had a stroke. And thirdly (thus the few things I mentioned earlier
), the Man who once lived in the Moon's name, Mani comes from Máni, the male personification of the moon in Norse mythology. Just goes to show you can't always claim every detail I use to be random, mwhahahahaha. Now, get off the ceiling, nugget; before I erase your cosmos petals.