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TtR:Chapter 11 Doom and all -

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Published: September 8, 2011
  Timmy the Reaper
                 Created by Tyler Gates

Warning: This written series is overly ridiculous and may cause some readers to go "wtf". Oh, it also has some nasty themes and gore n' stuff too.

"Doom and all that Jazz"
(o.o) Previously on Timmy the Reaper: Everyone's dead.

      On a bloodied road riddled with bodies and slashed off limbs, several people scream in anguish as Timmy steps away from them all with a bloody-Scythe.
      One man screams, "My eyes! I can't see my eyes!" with another woman crying, "Oh my God, I can't feel my lungs! Oh the humanity!"
      Another man yells while bleeding out, "Dear God, he sliced my iPhone in half, that bastard! Oh …and I have no legs …yeah that too, wanker!"
      A black aura sweeps across them all, turning them into decaying skeletons, with Timmy continuing to walk away further down the street, still unresponsive to Scythe.
      "Timmy~ This is reeaaalllll bad, these people aren't Named~!"
      Suddenly a mass of police cars screech to a halt in front of the Reaper, blocking his path while a Sgt. Titwhopper steps out with a megaphone, "Stop right there, and put your hands in the air, then wave them like you just don't care….so then I can shoot you, arsehole!" Scythe is then thrown into Titwhopper's head, its blade impaling his face as he collapses. Timmy steps over the corpse, griping Scythe and pulling it out of Titwhooper as he continues to walk pass the other stunned cops. [(o.o) almost wrote 'stunning' ;)]
      Scythe quivers, "TIMMY! YOU'RE NOT BEING NICE! IF YOU KEEP KILLING THINGS WE CAN'T BE FRIEN ….Hey, look that guy's eyeball is stuck to me, YAY~" A black vortex then rips open right in front of the pair, as an incredibly tall and thin Mr. Killall accompanied by Night the Reaper, appear out of it, "UH-OH~ I think he's maaaddd~ RUN, SCURRY AWAY!" [(o.o) Remember the word 'dork' it's important]
      The lanky Killall makes an approach, "Mr. Timmy, tsk tsk, you should know better than this. General-Director Grimsta sent me here to sort out your shit…eh…problems."
      Night stares upon the carnage, "Whoa, you've completely lost it, huh? Hey, I know that guy over there; he's the taco guy…Wait! You slashed the taco guy in half!? NOT THE TACO GUY, YOU BASTARD! Oh, whoops that's not him, that's just a mule – my mistake." [(o.o) You'll have to excuse Night, she's a little tired after spending hours of doing, well, nothingness :P]
      Killall grabs [(o.o) grabs not crabs. Silly rabbit, crabs are for whores] Timmy by the robes, lifting him up effortlessly with one hand short of 6ft from the ground, giving a giant grin, "You're out of line, and soon you'll be out of order if you keep this up," Killall's eyes then turn blood-red with black web-like veins spreading across his face, "NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT FROM HELL!" Killall reverts to normal, still holding the Reaper in hand while he steps back into the vortex with Night, but not before he initialises Grimsta's order, "Begin Order 666: Mindfuck". As the figures vanish to the Reaper Wasteland, the sky above Some City cracks open, creating a giant cavity that pours a torrent of the white scene-shifter elixir down upon it, making it appear as though the masses of people along the streets died from cooties.
      With everything appearing normal again, the previously mentioned taco guy looks up at the sky, "Hm, the sky's broken….I guess that's what happens when people listen to Moby."
------Meanwhile at an elementary school -----
      An anxious little girl named Jazz is starting her first day at a new school, and wanders into her class, where she is welcomed by a hissing Ms. Irk, whose cold glare through her glasses almost freezes the girl in fear. The old teacher's bony fingers crackle with movement as she introduces Jazz to the class of just two students, "To celebrate the recurrent death toll of our students, the school board has given us another one, this is Jazz. Make her welcome till however long she survives for." Ms. Irk then leers at the small child as darkness eclipses across the room.
-------At the Reaper Wasteland-------
       The heavy Grimsta sits on Timmy's back while he scrubs a small rock with a toothbrush. Killall, Night, and Scythe all look on while the Reaper completes his punishment. Grimsta smirks while gulping down a cheesecake, "Don't worry, after you've cleaned this rock you'll still have another eighty-billion to go, AHAHAHAHAHA! Mmm, this is good cheesecake." [(o.o) Remember when I told you to remember the word 'dork'? Well, you'll be glad to know dork means 'whale penis'…]

To Be Disembodied…
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Chapter 12 [link]
Chapter 11 <- You are here
Chapter 10 [link]

Chapter 1 [link]

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WarBabyMoonHobbyist Traditional Artist
whaaaa????? This comment is just wrong; [(o.o) Remember when I told you to remember the word 'dork'? Well, you'll be glad to know dork means 'whale penis'…] you're so weird xD is that actually true?

lol, this was funny; "Hey, I know that guy over there; he's the taco guy…Wait! You slashed the taco guy in half!? NOT THE TACO GUY, YOU BASTARD!" and this part; "TIMMY! YOU'RE NOT BEING NICE! IF YOU KEEP KILLING THINGS WE CAN'T BE FRIEN ….Hey, look that guy's eyeball is stuck to me, YAY~"
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KurronaHobbyist General Artist
Dear god......NOT THE TACO GUY YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes into emo corner*
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ImmaculusProfessional Writer
lols :P
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KurronaHobbyist General Artist
:D
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mom1995577 Artist
OMG COOITES ARE DEADLY! MY SISTER LIED TO ME!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOooooooo! *faints*
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ImmaculusProfessional Writer
yes, yes she did. I predict she may be part of a government conspiracy...lol
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gopotterStudent Writer
Whale penis... of course.
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