There once was a girl named Billy. She had two friends named Gay von Faggot and Swooce. One day, Billy went to get sodas for everyone. Gay wanted a diet soda and Swooce wanted an ordinary soda. But Billy got them mixed up. So Gay got the normal soda and Swooce got the diet soda. Faggot took a sip of his soda and spat it on Billy's face and yelled "THIS ISN'T DIET!!!". Billy was blinded and died a week later... of childhood obesity. liek dis if u cri evrytiem