
>exits house
>mailbox is having seizure
>opens mailbox
>full of fucking junkmail
>finds message from senpai, opens message
>mfw senpai moved, fuck my life
>mom sent mail, it has package
>open dat shit, it says
>"palms are sweaty"
>"knees weak, arms are heavy"
>"vomit on my sweater already"
>i open the package
>mom's spaghetti