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BankTrouble by TheSoylentOrange

So, this is me right now.

TL;DR VERSION: Bad stuff happened that wasn't my fault but still wound up leaving me broke, ko-fi link is here: ko-fi.com/soystorycoffee

Long version:

After a lifetime of Arthritis, my elderly mother's knee finally gave out and she has to get it replaced. She doesn't have the funds to wait out her recovery in the hospital, so I needed to go down to my parents' place and basically be her butler/cook/wheelchair-pusher/gofer/etc.until she can go to the bathroom and the kitchen without assistance.Of course, given that I'm clear across the country, having the travel costs on short notices lands me in the scenario above. And yeah, I'll be able to eat and sleep there for free, but That doesn't stop my rent and student loan and everything from coming due. Yes, I'm still working on commissions, but I still need help. Given that I'll be essentially leashed to my mother for who knows how long, editing and consulting commissions will be the work I can get away with most easily, but if you're okay with the weight I can take regular writing commissions too:

COMMISSIONS OPEN by TheSoylentOrange

And finally, if you don't have enough or wouldn't want to spend the money on a commission, Then $3 to my Ko-Fi account would still be really helpful! ko-fi.com/soystorycoffee

And if you can't even afford that, then a reblog would be most appreciated and costs nothing. ^_^;


Obviously I won't have the time or resources to wrap up the contest on July 31st since I'm leaving for my mother's in a week, so rather than cut the contest early I've extended it until I get home from treating my mom. When that will be I'm not quite certain, but it will be at least three weeks from when she goes under the knife, so you're safe until August 14th at the least.

UPDATE 07/21:

Cable Argh by TheSoylentOrange

Photo evidence of my traitorous cable, the source of my automotive woes, with my SizeCon mask for identification purposes. It did not snap, as I'd previously surmised, just been stretched to the point of uselessness, which I guess is to be expected when your car's older than 9/11.. You can see the weak point in the upper-right quadrant of the loop.

I know there are lots of sob stories on the internet, so I'm doing my best to follow up for the sake of your Doubting Thomases out there that all this is legit. ^^;

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XXFanXofX4869XX Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student Writer
I heard from a friend. So, about that coffee thing.......does that ACTUALLY buy you a coffee, or is it a donation? 
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TheSoylentOrange Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Professional Writer
It's a donation.  They're in $3 increments, which is about the cost of a large coffee, but it's not a requirement or anything.

I've actually never drank coffee my entire life. ^^;
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XXFanXofX4869XX Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student Writer
Oh! Well, alright then. 

So, that's seven coffees, three decaf, four with extra cream, no sugar, no flavorings, two with ice.....Okay, my total is $21. 
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TheSoylentOrange Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Professional Writer
Thank you so much! ^__^
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killer095 Featured By Owner May 2, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Hey, thanks a lot for giving me a watch! I'll definitely have to check out your collection of stories, too :)
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klkjr Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2018
TheSoylentOrange  What was it like to edit other people's roleplays into actual stories for the first time?
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TheSoylentOrange Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2018  Professional Writer
Just like editing anything else, really. The biggest concern was names and pronouns, though, especially when both participants were using first-person the whole time, that's a pretty big pain to slog through. ^^;
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brossette Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2018
You said black-rat has an fa, what’s it called
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playernerfer1 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018
Cant wait to see you at SizeCon! -B
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Agent-Vermont Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2018
Is Mary's Story being continued? Haven't seen an update for that in two years.
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TheSoylentOrange Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2018  Professional Writer
I would direct your attention to this comment thread, and just swap out "Sid and the girls" with "Mary's Story". ^^;

comments.deviantart.com/1/7321…
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Agent-Vermont Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2018
Oh I see. Well thanks for the quick response!
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TheSoylentOrange Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2018  Professional Writer
o7
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Strangerataru Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks.
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