Blue team has the flag.
The voice filled his head, assaulting his every sense as he sat in that dark room in an apartment in New York surrounded by the wrappers of Cheetos past.
*ping* He grumbled as he hauled his hulking frame out of the dank office chair to go get his microwave popcorn.
"Dam noobs, bet none of them have a life" He hoisted his elastic underpants further up his large rump. He checked his limited edition Fantastic Spiderman adventure watch as he removed the packet of 'Rugrats fun corn' from the microwave. He grunted and muttered "Urgh, got work in eight hours. Ah crud!" He dropped the scalding popcorn onto his tiled kitchen floor. Scrambling on the floor he quickly crammed them all back in the packet. "Thank Gandalf for the eighty second rule," he sighed wiping his sweaty brow with a pudgy hand. He heaved his bloated form back through to the living room. He swiped at the wrappers and half eaten cake on his desk, knocking them onto the ground to join their brethren and t