Oh my god, please help me! I have got this creepy feeling that I'm being followed. Someone is watching my every upload!
But… wait… is it...
It is YOU! You're watching me here on DeviantArt!
Thank you so much for lurking my photography! I hope you will enjoy my works as much as I enjoy creating them!
I have awarded you a little Llama for your Llama collection, please treat him with love and feed him lots and lots of delicious cake!
Thank you again!