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Have a Cupcake! by theroyalpain79 Have a Cupcake! :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 2 0 Minkie Pie art by theroyalpain79
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My Real Birthday Gift by theroyalpain79 My Real Birthday Gift :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 3 15 My Gag Gift by theroyalpain79 My Gag Gift :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 2 17 Night of the Living Dead! by theroyalpain79 Night of the Living Dead! :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 3 2 50 Six Feet, Private Concert. by theroyalpain79 50 Six Feet, Private Concert. :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 1 0 My Pickles by theroyalpain79 My Pickles :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 1 81 Crusin Through Madison by theroyalpain79 Crusin Through Madison :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 0 0 Another nice view on US 421 by theroyalpain79 Another nice view on US 421 :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 1 6 The Madison Bridge by theroyalpain79 The Madison Bridge :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 2 0 Crossing the Ohio River by theroyalpain79 Crossing the Ohio River :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 1 0 You Know You're In Kentucky When. by theroyalpain79 You Know You're In Kentucky When. :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 3 2 My Nephew and 3 Nieces by theroyalpain79 My Nephew and 3 Nieces :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 3 6
Twilight's Bad Dream
    Twilight Sparkle was getting ready to go on a trip to the Chrystal Empire the next morning, to celebrate Princess Cadence's birthday. She had everything planned, and already had Spike check his check list at least 3 times, before they decided to call it a night and head for bed. 
"Good night Spike. I sure hope that we haven't forgotten anything." Twilight said with at deep sigh.
"Are you kidding? How could we forget anything, Twilight? You are just nervous, and you have been planning this party for weeks. Everything will turnout alright, you'll see! Good night Twilight." Spike said, trying to cheer up Twilight. Before he curled up in his bed and covered himself with his blanket.
Twilight was now lying in her bed, gently tossing and turning. 'What if things don't go as planned though, and what if everything isn't ready yet?' She thought to herself. After about an hour of worrying and a few brief moments of tossing and turning some more, s
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A Little Interview, With Miss Cheerilee
IV: We now join you with a special interview with Miss Cheerilee, the former school teacher of Ponyville Elementary. As we all know, there was a tragic accident at the theater where her students were putting on a play. Which is still under investigation by the Ponyville PD and the Royal Guards. So Miss Cheerilee, do you care to comment on this tragic event?
Cheerilee: Oh it was a horrible tragedy! There was some construction going on in the theater at the time. So there was all kinds of equipment left unattended. I guess the curious little fillies got to playing around with some of it. I don't understand how such a thing could happen to all of them.
IV: I see. So the Ponyville PD's investigator is still trying to figure out how one of the fillies died with a hole chewed clear through her chest. They said that it had to be rats, because nothing else could have done that much damage is such a short time. How could something like this happen?
Cheerilee: Well that theater has had quite a p
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I will always miss you! by theroyalpain79 I will always miss you! :icontheroyalpain79:theroyalpain79 2 4


Tatsumaki full appearance by doswls1 Tatsumaki full appearance :icondoswls1:doswls1 7 0 60 seconds by Krieitor 60 seconds :iconkrieitor:Krieitor 380 20 Commission for xxMidnightDerexx by Little-Miss-Kitsune Commission for xxMidnightDerexx :iconlittle-miss-kitsune:Little-Miss-Kitsune 6 8 Rarity and Carmen Sandiego - Femme Fatale by Gennbu Rarity and Carmen Sandiego - Femme Fatale :icongennbu:Gennbu 60 10 Transform! Sweetie Belle! by FantasyBlade Transform! Sweetie Belle! :iconfantasyblade:FantasyBlade 751 75 Waiting for a friend by FantasyBlade Waiting for a friend :iconfantasyblade:FantasyBlade 1,064 59 Shoot to Thrill by LuciTFandMLP Shoot to Thrill :iconlucitfandmlp:LuciTFandMLP 22 6 Mr. Alucard and Me by LuciTFandMLP Mr. Alucard and Me :iconlucitfandmlp:LuciTFandMLP 7 2 Rainbow Factory by LuciTFandMLP Rainbow Factory :iconlucitfandmlp:LuciTFandMLP 20 0 Bloody tears by Jadekettu Bloody tears :iconjadekettu:Jadekettu 170 17 Marble Pie Vector #1 by GreenMachine987 Marble Pie Vector #1 :icongreenmachine987:GreenMachine987 191 5 Lemon Zest EQG - full outfit by SallemCat Lemon Zest EQG - full outfit :iconsallemcat:SallemCat 135 4 A Lovely Stroll by CorsairsEdge A Lovely Stroll :iconcorsairsedge:CorsairsEdge 282 25 Under the Mistletoe by Rune-Blad3 Under the Mistletoe :iconrune-blad3:Rune-Blad3 475 46 Pinkamena Madness by WubcakeVA Pinkamena Madness :iconwubcakeva:WubcakeVA 204 44 Who's a good girl?[sfm] by Turbovilka Who's a good girl?[sfm] :iconturbovilka:Turbovilka 123 35



I am currently working on a new short story called "A Good Day to be a Pie". Sure, as some of you know, I have been away from DA for many reasons. One of which has been the fact that both of our computers have gotten viruses. That in mind, I have completely lost any interest in normal POS Microsoft computers. aka. I'm done with PC's. 
That said, I have had to learn how to use a tablet, since you can now get a cheep one for around $40 online. Gee if this thing gets a bug, I could just toss it on the trash and get me another one, and not be out $1000.

Anyway, rant aside. Lol I'm attempting to write an entire story using nothing but this tablet, so wish me luck.


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I like to write stories, or fan fictions as you call them. I may be a little bit older than most of you, but you can think my nieces for getting me hooked on the MLP universe. Apparently my kindness is being noticed though DA and I thank each and every one of you for noticing. So Fluttershy will start making some appearances too, in my avatars and profile. Since a few recent events have occurred. You will find that I am now going to be a little goofier and even friendlier. I have finally found peace. My past will always be there, but now it doesn't haunt me anymore.


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JaniceFebles Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2017
Hey how are you doing?
JaniceFebles Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2016
theroyalpain79 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2016
Hay kiddo! it's been a while, I don't get on here much anymore. However, when I do, I still try to keep in touch with people. I hope you and your family are still doing well.
JaniceFebles Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2016
Yeah we are doing alright I sometimes don't get on at all. I sometimes forget to log out from deviant art.I mostly just draw on my sketchbook or play Yandere Simulator on my laptop.
xXMidnightDereXx Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2016
Again, how'd you get blocked?
theroyalpain79 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2016
I think it had something to do with her Babs Seed parts of her Muffins fanfic. Something was mentioned about an event that happened after the Apple Family Reunion episode, in her story. Of course, that was the second time Babs was on the show, meaning the time line was a bit screwed up. I know that it's nearly impossible to keep a fanfic inline with the show, but you know how it is.
xXMidnightDereXx Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2016
Wait, what?
Jamie-Rose511 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2016
Hey there Uncle Jimbo XD I called you Uncle. Anyways how ya been so far?
theroyalpain79 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2016
Hay kiddo! I haven't really done much on the internet, like at all, recently. I was going to write another story, but you can see how that turned out. Other than that, I'm doing alright. I'm still having a little trouble getting around due to my back and hip problems, but I do what I can to get by.
Oh I know that this is a bit late, but how was that snow storm over there? Did you all really get around 3 feet of snow? I know that around here, at the exact same time, it was around 40 degrees and what snow we had melted away.
Jamie-Rose511 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2016
Yes there was that much snow over here gaaaah I hated every moment of trying to shovel the snow out of the way.I still can't believe that it even snowed that much. Though everything turned out okay i had some hot chocolate and I sat next to the heater to feel so cozy and warm. I kinda wish that is snowed during Christmas but who knows maybe it will snow during Christmas.
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