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Fandomland Chapter 3

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Fandomland Chapter 3

It was now 9:56 PM, and Nicole was sitting upstairs in her room. She had made the dumplings and there were some sitting outside on the front door. Now it was almost 10 PM, and it was likely that something would happen if she was correct. Or not and this was all just some crazy thing she made up. As she stared out the window, she began to think for a bit. About what would happen in the future? Gerald and Helen were already talking about selling the house, Nicole would need to move out at some point, and it was clear they couldn’t watch over her forever. And what would she do with herself? She would have loved to stay in fandom culture, but that wasn’t going to be sustainable. She needed a real job if she wanted to sustain herself. And she knew damn well that she did not want to be doing that all her life. As the minutes ticked down, she looked at her phone again, and she thought about how long she would have to make a decision. All she knew it was going to be soon, but she didn’t want

Fandomland Chapter 2

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Fandomland Chapter 2

Fandomland Chapter 2 It had been nearly eight years since Michael and Joanna’s deaths had taken place. And a lot had changed for Nicole Bulsara. She was now 18 years old, and had changed in many ways since that fateful day. Where she originally was lively and full of energy, now she was quiet and reserved. She still had friends, and (thankfully) avoided going through an emo phase, but was definitely not the most sociable person. She had been of Gerald and Helen Iomni, her grandparents, and they have treated her well, but it was a relationship with clear flaws. They had both been getting physically weaker and while they were still able to take care of her, Nicole realized she had to find a way to support herself without anyone else. And that’s exactly what she was doing on another fateful morning, when she was making breakfast for her family. Helen and Gerald were still able to cook, but Nicole was already there, so they let her get to work. She went and finished up and went to eat

Fandomland Chapter 1

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Fandomland Chapter 1

Fandomland Chapter 1 The sun was shining brightly across the summer sky of Indiana. It was a sunny day that was next to perfection. The temperature was warm enough so that you could go out with light clothes, but not too hot to the point of needing to rush to shade. It was a temperature anyone could enjoy, and that was being enjoyed by the Bulsara family. Michael Bulsara and his wife Joanna were both enjoying their weekend off. It was a time to get away from their jobs and be together as family. And with them was their one and only daughter, Nicole. Nicole was keen to make sure all of her homework was done. After all, she was still a kid in school. However, she was happy to get a break from homework for now, and she was downstairs with the rest of her family. And that was including her grandparents, who were both willing to spend a day with their daughter and granddaughter. And by 3:00 PM, all three of them were sitting in the house’s living room, surrounded by pictures of them

Fiction Bowl-Letter to Sponsorship Investors

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Fiction Bowl-Letter to Sponsorship Investors

Letter to Sponsorship Investors From: William U. Lautenschlager, Chairman and CEO of the Fiction Bowl Company Concerning: Potential Sponsorship for the new Fiction Bowl Racing League To whomever has received this letter of importance. I am writing this to discuss the potential involvement of your company in the latest major upcoming auto racing league involving me and my company. The Fiction Bowl is meant to be the grandest auto racing league ever conceived. You may not have heard about it because I have tried as hard as I can to keep this as much of a secret as possible. Now I am sure you are wondering, what is the Fiction Bowl? Well it is a lot of things, and they will all be explained in greater detail, but we’ll start with the most important. The Fiction Bowl is an auto racing league that will feature fictional characters racing. Yes, that was not a typo, fictional characters will be racing the cars. How is possible? Well the characters would be brought to life using a special

Deadman Paul's Nintendo Cinematic Universe

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Deadman Paul's Nintendo Cinematic Universe

Before we start, I should come clean, I’m not the first person to come up with this idea. This idea has been thrown out several times, and the idea of other "Cinematic Universes" ala Marvel has been thrown online pretty much since Iron Man 1. This is by no means some crazy original idea of mine. That said, I still wanted to put this out because of just how much I can't get this idea out of my head. Nintendo is definitely the most famous company in video games, and their impact can be felt across the industry. They have been a consistent force in pushing boundary defining titles, from the NES to the Switch. Case in point, if you've played video games in the past 35 years, then your taste in games have been shaped to some extent by what Nintendo has done, either directly or indirectly. Personally I was brought into the Nintendo fold when I first got my Wii way back when I was 7. I was instantly hooked and to this day, I possess a strong sense of solidarity with the company. They have

Mirror Mirror Chapter 2

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Mirror Mirror Chapter 2

Chapter 2: A Peak over the Wall Frankie was finally beginning to regain consciousness after being knocked out. As he did so, he started to notice several things. His memories were beginning to rush back, but things didn’t add up. Where was he now? Not at home. And his feet seemed to feel completely normal. He moved them around and they functioned exactly as they should. As he sat up he saw he was in a giant warehouse, filled with a ton of stuff full of garbage. As he looked around, he saw a bunch of appliances, old tech, and media he recognized. As he was looking for a closer look, he heard another person walking around. Frankie quickl

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Mirror Mirror Episode 1

Mirror Mirror By Deadmanpaul/TheRealFanmaster Chapter 1: The Invitation Once Upon a Time, Or Maybe Twice, I don’t know how many, that’s not the point. The point is that once there was a young boy named Frankie. Frankie was someone who always dreamed big. He came from a modest background. He wasn’t sure what he wanted to do, and for the most part just lived his days of filler episodes after filler episodes. But one day things were to change and this is where we find him now. On this fateful day, Frankie was walking down with his friends Jenny and Rick. They had an interesting day with school being particularly crazy. R

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Why EdgyVendetta20 is a DeviaNOT

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Why YourClairyGodMother is a DeviaNOT

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Fandom Express Episode 10

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Fandom Express Episode 10

Fandom Express Episode 10 CUT: FANDOM EXPRESS, FANMASTER’S ROOM The Fanmaster, Blue Guy, Maddie, and Rio are all busy with sheets of paper that have each fandom listed. Fanmaster: OK so I got my Top 5 as RWBY, Final Fantasy, Invader Zim, Star Trek and Gravity Falls Blue Guy: Meis tenobesa isto Starotrech, Kinadom Haartsa, Daini Fantoma, Ivada Zim and Sonita Hejhok (My Top 5 is Star Trek, Kingdom Hearts, Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, and Sonic the Hedgehog) Rio: Are you sure? I’ve checked the results and neither one of you had My Little Pony? She does have two prior wins. Fanmaster: Yeah, and she also has a finish of 32nd. This
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Fandomland Chapter 3

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Fandomland Chapter 3

It was now 9:56 PM, and Nicole was sitting upstairs in her room. She had made the dumplings and there were some sitting outside on the front door. Now it was almost 10 PM, and it was likely that something would happen if she was correct. Or not and this was all just some crazy thing she made up. As she stared out the window, she began to think for a bit. About what would happen in the future? Gerald and Helen were already talking about selling the house, Nicole would need to move out at some point, and it was clear they couldn’t watch over her forever. And what would she do with herself? She would have loved to stay in fandom culture, but that wasn’t going to be sustainable. She needed a real job if she wanted to sustain herself. And she knew damn well that she did not want to be doing that all her life. As the minutes ticked down, she looked at her phone again, and she thought about how long she would have to make a decision. All she knew it was going to be soon, but she didn’t want

Fandomland Chapter 2

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Fandomland Chapter 2

Fandomland Chapter 2 It had been nearly eight years since Michael and Joanna’s deaths had taken place. And a lot had changed for Nicole Bulsara. She was now 18 years old, and had changed in many ways since that fateful day. Where she originally was lively and full of energy, now she was quiet and reserved. She still had friends, and (thankfully) avoided going through an emo phase, but was definitely not the most sociable person. She had been of Gerald and Helen Iomni, her grandparents, and they have treated her well, but it was a relationship with clear flaws. They had both been getting physically weaker and while they were still able to take care of her, Nicole realized she had to find a way to support herself without anyone else. And that’s exactly what she was doing on another fateful morning, when she was making breakfast for her family. Helen and Gerald were still able to cook, but Nicole was already there, so they let her get to work. She went and finished up and went to eat

Fandomland Chapter 1

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Fandomland Chapter 1

Fandomland Chapter 1 The sun was shining brightly across the summer sky of Indiana. It was a sunny day that was next to perfection. The temperature was warm enough so that you could go out with light clothes, but not too hot to the point of needing to rush to shade. It was a temperature anyone could enjoy, and that was being enjoyed by the Bulsara family. Michael Bulsara and his wife Joanna were both enjoying their weekend off. It was a time to get away from their jobs and be together as family. And with them was their one and only daughter, Nicole. Nicole was keen to make sure all of her homework was done. After all, she was still a kid in school. However, she was happy to get a break from homework for now, and she was downstairs with the rest of her family. And that was including her grandparents, who were both willing to spend a day with their daughter and granddaughter. And by 3:00 PM, all three of them were sitting in the house’s living room, surrounded by pictures of them

Fiction Bowl-Letter to Sponsorship Investors

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Fiction Bowl-Letter to Sponsorship Investors

Letter to Sponsorship Investors From: William U. Lautenschlager, Chairman and CEO of the Fiction Bowl Company Concerning: Potential Sponsorship for the new Fiction Bowl Racing League To whomever has received this letter of importance. I am writing this to discuss the potential involvement of your company in the latest major upcoming auto racing league involving me and my company. The Fiction Bowl is meant to be the grandest auto racing league ever conceived. You may not have heard about it because I have tried as hard as I can to keep this as much of a secret as possible. Now I am sure you are wondering, what is the Fiction Bowl? Well it is a lot of things, and they will all be explained in greater detail, but we’ll start with the most important. The Fiction Bowl is an auto racing league that will feature fictional characters racing. Yes, that was not a typo, fictional characters will be racing the cars. How is possible? Well the characters would be brought to life using a special

Deadman Paul's Nintendo Cinematic Universe

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Deadman Paul's Nintendo Cinematic Universe

Before we start, I should come clean, I’m not the first person to come up with this idea. This idea has been thrown out several times, and the idea of other "Cinematic Universes" ala Marvel has been thrown online pretty much since Iron Man 1. This is by no means some crazy original idea of mine. That said, I still wanted to put this out because of just how much I can't get this idea out of my head. Nintendo is definitely the most famous company in video games, and their impact can be felt across the industry. They have been a consistent force in pushing boundary defining titles, from the NES to the Switch. Case in point, if you've played video games in the past 35 years, then your taste in games have been shaped to some extent by what Nintendo has done, either directly or indirectly. Personally I was brought into the Nintendo fold when I first got my Wii way back when I was 7. I was instantly hooked and to this day, I possess a strong sense of solidarity with the company. They have

Mirror Mirror Chapter 2

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Mirror Mirror Chapter 2

Chapter 2: A Peak over the Wall Frankie was finally beginning to regain consciousness after being knocked out. As he did so, he started to notice several things. His memories were beginning to rush back, but things didn’t add up. Where was he now? Not at home. And his feet seemed to feel completely normal. He moved them around and they functioned exactly as they should. As he sat up he saw he was in a giant warehouse, filled with a ton of stuff full of garbage. As he looked around, he saw a bunch of appliances, old tech, and media he recognized. As he was looking for a closer look, he heard another person walking around. Frankie quickl

Mirror Mirror Episode 1

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Mirror Mirror Episode 1

Mirror Mirror By Deadmanpaul/TheRealFanmaster Chapter 1: The Invitation Once Upon a Time, Or Maybe Twice, I don’t know how many, that’s not the point. The point is that once there was a young boy named Frankie. Frankie was someone who always dreamed big. He came from a modest background. He wasn’t sure what he wanted to do, and for the most part just lived his days of filler episodes after filler episodes. But one day things were to change and this is where we find him now. On this fateful day, Frankie was walking down with his friends Jenny and Rick. They had an interesting day with school being particularly crazy. R

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Why EdgyVendetta20 is a DeviaNOT

Why EdgyVendetta20 is a DeviaNOT DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING PIECE IS MADE ENTIRELY IN JUST, PLEASE REALIZE THAT THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY ACTUAL FEELINGS ON THE DEVIANTARTIST IN QUESTION. BECAUSE THEY ASKED FOR THIS. NO REALLY SOMEONE WANTS ME TO ROAST THEM. HOW LOVELY. Why EdgyVendetta20 is a DeviaNOT I can tell just from the username alone this is gonna be a rough one. This username has numbers! Although I am a Tony Stewart fan, so 20 is OK. You know, calling your drawings crappy, still makes them crappy. And the coloring to some of them. Ugggh Monokuma is not a good character? Come on! Yeah, he’s

Why YourClairyGodMother is a DeviaNOT

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Why YourClairyGodMother is a DeviaNOT

Why YourClairyGodmother is a DeviaNOT DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING PIECE IS MADE ENTIRELY IN JUST, PLEASE REALIZE THAT THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY ACTUAL FEELINGS ON THE DEVIANTARTIST IN QUESTION, SO CLAIRE, PLEASE HIRE ME AS A WRITER FOR JASON AND AMELIA. WHY YOURCLAIRYGODMOTHER IS A DeviaNOT BEGIN YourClairyGodmother? Oh hahahahaha. I’m rolling in my chair. It’s apparently pronounced Claire Ah-may. What the hell? And she changed her username twice? Why? She’s from Canada. Need I say more? Oh God! The Colors! My eyes! So is she just allergic to testosterone or? FNAF is Boring? Psssh, I

Fandom Express Episode 10

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Fandom Express Episode 10

Fandom Express Episode 10 CUT: FANDOM EXPRESS, FANMASTER’S ROOM The Fanmaster, Blue Guy, Maddie, and Rio are all busy with sheets of paper that have each fandom listed. Fanmaster: OK so I got my Top 5 as RWBY, Final Fantasy, Invader Zim, Star Trek and Gravity Falls Blue Guy: Meis tenobesa isto Starotrech, Kinadom Haartsa, Daini Fantoma, Ivada Zim and Sonita Hejhok (My Top 5 is Star Trek, Kingdom Hearts, Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, and Sonic the Hedgehog) Rio: Are you sure? I’ve checked the results and neither one of you had My Little Pony? She does have two prior wins. Fanmaster: Yeah, and she also has a finish of 32nd. This
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