Hello, I am troll who is pretending to be a young child who is dead, and I wish to waste you time with this chain mail. So you can't stop reading, even though you are capable of looking away or closing the tab. Anyway, I am a young child who was killed so somehow I have managed to get wi-fi internet connection when I'm in a coffin. I was brutally murdered, yet nobody wiped all the blood off of my face, which is just plain lazy. If you don't post this 1000 times in 10 seconds I will kill you, which is just plain over reacting since nothing is going to happen to me if you don't post it. So you have been warned, I will kill you if you don't post it, despite the fact that I don't know where you live and I'm also dead, therefore unable to move or get out of my coffin. If you do post it, then you are retarded. Congratulations.
You're still in Jersey? Damn, dude. Still can't get those aeroplane tickets to Canada? I mean, I know it's hard for a horribly deformed dog-thing to get on a plane but I didn't think it was /that/ hard