I once took a self-test to see if I really had pyromania. Here's the abridged version:
Do you like fire?


Yeah!
Do you like to watch fires?


Yeah!
Do you like to set things on fire?


Hell yeah!
Were you hugged enough as a child?


Um...well uh...maybe I...
Are you a loner?


...
Have you ever just felt plain awful?


*sniff* Mmm-hmm...
MICHAEL BAY?


ALL THE WAY!
Congratulations! You are a pyro! Now get help.
