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Screen Shot 2017-09-18 at 4.07.06 PM by ThePurpleGriffin
^why am I in love with this drawing 

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ArterialBlack716 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017
... he's kind of positioned like a bird that's sitting in a nest x) maybe that's it?
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ThePurpleGriffin Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Student Digital Artist
XDDD

a very big bird 
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ThePurpleGriffin Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017  Student Digital Artist
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ArterialBlack716 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017
"... and it happened. Jim let out another squawk during the Quartet's meeting.

'just a sneeze! continue!' Jim exclaimed, awkwardly. or should we say, squawkwardly.

it was getting more difficult to explain all the feathers on the ground, and why he was always carrying around giant eggs. at least they hadn't found his special tree yet. the tree where his nest was. Jim wasn't sure how he was going to keep up this facade, but he knew this: if anyone dared to fly at him or his friends, he would fly right back at them. Jim wasn't afraid to ruffle a few feathers if any birdbrain tried to step to him."
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ThePurpleGriffin Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2017  Student Digital Artist
XDD this is beautiful omg I need to frame this or something 


"'I don't know how we're going to deal with him..' Perkins sighed, sipping his tea. 'Perhaps we should abstain from all organized crime until we find a way to fix this.' 

     'I can hear you, you know! Enough talking about me and get on with the meeting!' Jim squawked. He hopped around the room and attempted to pick up stray feathers but ended up shedding more.  
     'I understand, Boss, but-'
     'Enough! Just pretend I'm not here.' 
     'All right.' Perkins sighed again and pointed to the map on the table. 'Three days ago, we homed in on the location of the vault in the bank on the corner of this street. The guards' positions are here, here, and here-' 

      He was rudely interrupted by another squawk and the sound of a large crash. Luigi and Bradley looked up and noticed that Jim was on the floor, shaking. 
     'That door had a glass screen...I...I don't think I can see glass...Nope.'" 

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ArterialBlack716 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2017
PFFFFF HAHA XD

this was supposed to be like, this gritty story, and now it's just Jim being a bird.











good morning, i'm reporter Robin C. Gulls. this morning, the notorious Graveyard Quartet were captured, allegedly after an attempted robbery at a bank. police say feathers were found inside a local bank vault, which police say pointed right to the Quartet. police were led on a wild goose chase, as the Quartet reportedly flew down the highway, before being captured by police.

"they're not gonna be robin' banks anymore," police tell us. "those featherbrains are going to be caged for a long, long time."
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ThePurpleGriffin Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2017  Student Digital Artist
XDDD The bird puns are spectacular 


"These goons were caught Jaywalking." Says officer E. Gulls. "They each held a bag of cash. I asked them where they were taking the money, and the big feathered one said that he was bringing it to 'pay his bill'. It was very hawkward, indeed." 

It seems that the entire gang will have to testify in court. Finding out their true identities AND their secret base will be like shooting two birds with one stone, am I right? 
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glibmonster Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
ohmygosh
yes
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ThePurpleGriffin Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student Digital Artist
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glibmonster Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017
....
ohmygosh
yes
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