Bard Gesture 2 'Fun Fact...!'*

NGL, I think I need to Liquify this; bc, my God, those tiddies, y'all...! Like someone took a bike pump to 'em, I swear.

The Bard's physique isn't jacked. He's tall, lean with broad shoulders; so, yeah, he's got that classic Bruce Timm silhouette, like an upturned Dorito, but there's NO dense muscularity there at all. He's by no means, in a heavy combat scenario, a refuge of vein-riddled thews. His prerogative isn't to tank; it's to gas up the Barbarian with a cover of Manowar's 'Hail and Kill' so THAT guy can tank. 



*The first gesture, with the shit-eating smirk, I call 'U Mad Bro' or, alternatively, 'Who wants to tell them?'